Boston Red Sox at Baltimore Eternal 4th Placers (Orioles) Gamethread

David Price vs that dude the orioles have injected a shit ton of pilates into

no not trumbo, the other one

LETS GOOOOO


SWEEEEEEP

Fag

Which if the three teams is gonna collapse first?

wow rude you memelord, dont deny the truth

post stream plz

mookie betts more like poopie butts

Going by %, I'd say

50% Red Sox
40% Orioles
30% Jays

We have the highest chance of COLLAPSE because our pitching all around is suspect. The other two at least have a department in which it is good (BP for O's, Starting for Jays).

>Eck still commentating

Based, I hope hes permanent

>implying the Orioles aren't already in collapse

Happy bday Old Manlet, nice pop up

I'm sorry you made a very insensitive OP and I was slightly upset by it

strikeout.co should work dude

good job pedey, first pitch swinging pop up nice really great job

thats what we need in leadoff

hey, thank you very much

wow nice two back to back pop ups, great job fellas way to start the fucking game

Is this the thread for BASED BALL?

What's the booze people? I'm drinking highballs. Only one at a time tho

Did Farrel tell the guys to swing hard and early for some reason

no its for soccer

el futbol as we call it in this country

FREEDOM BALL

i'm not drinking anything it's only wednesday to be honest with you

>O's pitcher throwing strikes

Oh, I should also mention

>night game tonight

>1 fucking O'Clock start time day game tomorrow

>in a different fucking city

FUCK YOU MLB

kek

Will the Price be right tonight?

no

they're not allowed to use price in the olympics it's amateur only

leadoff dinger

I always go heavy when price starts. If he loses I'll just switch to grain alcohol

The fuck? Where and why?

Farrell what are you doing you meme

Detoilet. And because the MLB raped us in our second half schedule.

Who here is ready to watch Price give up 5+ runs?
Also WTF is going on?

Im sure the millionares can handle it

mlb wants red sox to lose (see they're rigging the game now they're going to come out of that tunnel and say the red sox lose this one)

What's going on?

Is e-rod ok? I didn't get to the radio today.

what is happening?

Wow thanks Farrell you just wasted 5 fucking minutes of my life.

We're not allowed to have normal games ever
Os-Sox is always some meme shit

mlb wants red sox to lse the boys just pleaded with the office not to do it but no dice the umpires have declared this one over

>1 pitch
>1 call
DIS GON GET UGLY

And so it begins

Nice job Price

A leadoff fucking double

nice

They are stalling for rain

Oh my is it happening already?
Did that stoppage fuck Price?

COLLAPSE

kek Farrell got his own starter out of rhythm and then Betts' pathetic fielding and arm let him double

When is the opt out for Price?

It wasn't Betts fault that Price is shit

also that ball took a weird ass bounce

IT'S HAPPENING

after the 3rd year

>im-fucking-plying he will opt out if he continues to be this shit

We're screwed famalam.

over/under on price finishing this game with at least 9 strikeouts?

Price looks upset. Kind of like when Buccholz looks miserable when someone gets on base.

So we gonna get Pap back right?

Please get out of the inning Price

please

red sox lose tonight and don't make the playoffs VERY sorry to spoil it for you guys but some of you will want to know

Where do you find chili beans?

why is there a mexican calling this game

im not a fan

What are the odds he actually gets it together next year?

Why would you want him back?

NICE

leadoff double getting btfo by being stranded

no he sucks now

wtf I hate price now

chili plant

>O's lead off double leads to nothing
Nice offense, great job

Also at the north pole.

Orioles had people taping signals.

Because while he isnt an effective closer he could be a decent bullpen arm. I dont see a reason why we couldnt pick him up for cheap. I mean we fucking took Abad amd Holloway didnt we?

halladay is a starter idiot

dude he almost has a 4.5 era now

hes fucking shit now, itd be the same as putting abad out

Who the fuck is this Mookie kid can't even get a hit fucking faggot

>they actually got mookie out

ITS OVER

>throwing at the madman

CHARGE THE ROID RAGER

How do we get our boys to be aggressive and start fights again?

mookie more like dookie

WHAT

THE

FUCKK?!??!

HE JUST DRILLED HIM!

DID YOU SEE
>HE JUST DRILLED HIM

HE WAS THROWING AT HIM ON PURPOSE

>INTENT
HE INTENDED TO HIT HIM WITH THAT PITCH YOU CAN TELL TENSIONS ARE HIGH THIS GAME

>FARRELL STOPS THE GAME ONE PITCH IN TO PLEAD WITH THE OFFICIALS NOT TO LET THIS ONE GET OUT OF HAND
IT GOT OUT OF HAND

THESE TEAMS HATE EACH OTHER

Substance D

Remove pink hats desu

STEAM ROLLING, CRUISE LINING, FIGHTER JET MISSILE!

HOT LOCKED ON HIS TARGET, HE WENT FOR HIM AND...

BOOM!

HE GOT HIM.

NOTHING BUT PURE FURY IN THAT ONE, ANGER ANGER AND SOME MORE ANGER

THERE'S AN OL' FASHION KICK-EM AND STICK-EM COMIN ABOUT

THESE

TWO

TEAMS

HATE EACH OTHER

wow these teams really dislike each other

IT GOT OUT OF HAND

>sandy leon
>good

pick neither

Fuck it, send him.

BASED HIT

i think you accidentally left something in the name field again

>those pickoffs
Kill me and toss my body on Guanabara Bay

Based Holt

SHAW PLEASE

hey guys sorry I went straight to the airport after work and had dinner here so I won't be watching the game tonight text me if we win

Shaw is an AVERAGE ballplayer

SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ SHAQ
>SHAQ
HE DID SOMETHING BOYS

SHAQ
SHAQ

>SAQH

ayyy Shaw coming thru

BASED FUCKING SHAW

>BUNDY

LOL

SHAW HATERS BTFO

AGAIN!

SAD!

Wait
How are they scoring?
They're not Dookie Busts

distraction is only step one of the plan

Mookie is sharing his energy

>bases loaded

Lol we aint coming through here

this is the orioles best boy??

BLOW OUT INEVITABLE

>BASES LOADED

PEDEY PLEASE

YOURE THE ONLY ONE IN THESE SITUATIONS

PLEASE

Is Buchholz pitching for the O's?

where are all the fans?

ugh bad luck