>While talking to Entertainment Tonight, Chloe Grace Moretz spilled the news that this take on the classic will be even more likely to appeal to today’s young women:
>"...a modern, revisionist tale is kind of what we're going after, and making it progressive for young women in this day and age."
Disney's Little Mermaid adaption to be "more progressive"
Juan Reyes
Daniel Kelly
>line backers can be mermaids too
Evan Smith
don't think this will fly so good
Carson Turner
IT'S NOT FUCKING DISNEY YOU FUCKING RETARDS
Kayden Edwards
I don't think little girls will notice, girrrrrrl power has always been a thing in children's programming even decades ago when I was a kid.
Adrian Lopez
Chloe is such a cutie, will watch just for her.
Kevin Campbell
Is she even gonna dye her hair, or is a Lois Lane situation?
Jose Nelson
Oooga Boooga
Lucas Torres
you have shit taste
Christopher Ramirez
Its not Disney dummy
You know what...in many ways The Little Mermaid is one of the first transgender stories in western folklore. Hopefully they pay this respect in our modern times
Samuel Gonzalez
I can never tell if it's actually Krager or someone who knows the trip memeing around
Thomas King
...
Michael Long
Hes a nigger
Grayson Davis
>progressive
How so?
Hunter Brown
That is so sad.
Caleb Mitchell
DUDE IM A NIG LMAO
Charles Thomas
My penis has never been less erect
Isaiah Williams
They're all niggers anyway
Jaxson Brooks
This summer, you will believe a pig can swim.
Ayden Ortiz
Literally LITERALLY a fridge
lmao
Jordan Reed
Yep, I think it might be just buzzwords for marketing.
Parker Lewis
>a modern, revisionist tale is kind of what we're going after, and making it progressive for young women in this day and age."
Gotta teach young girls to hate men early if you really want em to hate
Liam Davis
GE needs to step their game up
John Ward
It's not Disney but they can still use CGI talking crabs and seagulls
Daniel Morris
>trannies probably actually believe this
Jeremiah Harris
Ahahahahahahaha
>One of the first
Ahahahahahahahaha
Ayden Sanchez
They're casting the dvd box already?
Nathaniel Jones
Why do they pretend this movie is getting made?
It has been proven many times over that non Disney fairy tale movies bomb and it has a literal box office poison in Chloe
Alexander Myers
Prince Eric will be black and Ariel will get a dick when she transforms. Also it will end with Ursula and Ariel marrying and ursurping King Trident as ruling queens.
Logan Martin
>literal box office poison in Chloe
Is this based on that one movie bombing?
Robert Foster
I dont get it, is chloe the mermaid or is she going to be the 'prince'?
Aaron Phillips
Says the beta numale cuck, unironically
Ian Anderson
they'll probably go with the original story of the mermaid, essentially ripping of the story twice
Andrew Gutierrez
Every movie she is in, ensemble or lead, underperforms
Neighbors 2 opened to half of the first movies opening weekend
Jaxson Campbell
Who this
Jason Peterson
Kesha
Bentley Morris
...
Hudson Taylor
>not casting NAL
instagram.com
Charles Hughes
Wasn't the disney one a modern revisionist tale to begin with?
Joseph Watson
what a stupid cunt
Jack Rivera
Does this mean Natalie Lind like dark meat?
Henry Long
She literally gets sexual reassignment (magic) surgery
From whatever fishes have to a vagina. It's a transgender story -__-
Nicholas Wright
she like it spicy
Owen Ramirez
I guess you could say...I'm yelling timber
Justin Davis
Oh wait, this is real? I thought it was a fucking joke from here jesus christ what were they thinking hiring her?
Elijah Barnes
Isn't that more transspecies than transgender?
Chase Ramirez
i predict another 5th-wave tier success for chloê
Connor Long
she's a kid, all kids are stupid.
Oliver Adams
To be fair, they're only going to vilify white men. Her love interest in the movie is a black dock worker after all.
Joshua Taylor
>NAL
damn, she would have been perfect for the role
Jonathan Morgan
Oh it's like that comic where ariel gets legs and turns into an 8 legged freak of nature
Logan James
So every story where an animal transforms into a human or vice versa is a transgender story?
Luis Morris
Translation: she's going to fuck a nigger
Dylan Baker
Inb4 little mermaids love interest is a Black Sea hand who swaps the poop deck
Joseph Green
Mermaids are not animal
they are less than human but not animals
Many people struggling with gender identity issues feel less than human at times :(
Lincoln Lewis
>sexual reassignment
>had ovaries before
>has ovaries after
;^)
Luis Myers
Wtf is with Disney and their "deconstruction revisionist progressive" movies
Luke Nelson
Does this mean she's going to get BLACKED?
Ryder Perez
see
Jonathan Ramirez
What the fuck are they eating?
Angel Parker
Clacoa!=Vagina
:/
Michael Harris
>Chloe Moretz for 90 minutes in an ill fitting coconut bra underwater
She used to be cute when she was like 12 but why is she still in things?
That could have been a new underage girl
thhhhanks DIsney!
also Sebastian will be played by Boyega.
ttthanks again Disney!
Christopher Sanders
...
Luke Campbell
>transitions from being a woman to being a woman
Austin Ortiz
>water bottle
>under water
are you even trying?
Mason Gonzalez
I think this is Universal, not Disney.
Also watching piggy flop around with a CG fin is going to be hilarious.
Brody Robinson
>more progressive
This either means
>Black or tranny Ariel
>Black Prince
Jayden Gonzalez
Chloe is Ariel, Eric could be a black guy
Jaxson Evans
They're calling it "Disney's Little Mermaid" because it's a remake of the Disney version of the film.
Connor Robinson
A lot of recent comedy sequels have under performed this year. Zoolander 2, Neighbors2, Ride Along 2. MBFGW 2, Barbershop 3.
variety.com
It's a bad year if you aren't owned by Disney.