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Please visit Iowa
literally nothing
I invented sex
I love my gf's tummy :3
The only good thing about Finland are the Finns
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I think the Falcons will win the super bowl. I think they have the offense to just plain outscore New England. It will be an offense heavy game though. This is assuming the patriots won't cheat (they will).
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one day I had a steak in des moines and spent a night in davenport
Where the fuck is IOWA lmao.
>The Patriots cheat
in the Slipknot album
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It's not in heaven. I can tell you that much.
>implying the NFL hasn't already decided the Pats will win
They could have made it less blatant by having them play an actually good team like the Packers, not sure what the thinking behind having Atlanta win was
This way it'll just be a boring blowout to NE
post your jams bois
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They do. They've been caught for it twice. Get over it. Other teams cheat too.
mexicans, did you see trump's newest executive order?
I have to ask why you were in Iowa in the first place
Your friends and neighbors don't seem to have any trouble finding it.
The packers had a shit defense and anyone who considered them a contender is a filthy casual.
So we all put catsup on our eggs right?
>catsup
CHI.
And no, i eat my eggs with sauce.
I put ketchup on my kraft mac and cheese
might try the DENNIS system to get a gf
Yes, catsup has been the victim of a terrible globalist smear campaign. It's a perfectly legit condiment.
Fuck no
>mfw people I know can't eat fucking breakfast pizza without putting ketchup on it
You can call me Michel Trudeau tonight, because I'm drowning in kokanee
inb4 I don't get it
en.wikipedia.org
>putting ketchup on anything
what kind of sauce?
my nigga
>people you know eat breakfast pizza
you should probably find new people
also you have shit taste
>breakfast pizza
kys fucker
Drink that when I visit Washington. Taste like Coors tbqfwy.
I did it was pretty good except Sioux City please get rid of that part please
I put ketchup to my coins, they end up pretty clean and shiny
don't tell me you don't put catsup on your hot dogs
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ew no
>breakfast pizza
i think i should have said "salsa" for (you).
So yeah, hot sauces mostly, not tabasco because is pure vinegar.
I use ketchup in my particle accelerator.
driving from bc to georgia
didn't seem bad, but couldn't tell any difference between states in the area
>not liking breakfast pizza
what the fuck is wrong with you faggots
Who into /watches/ here?
>putting ketchup on anything
mustard and kraut is the best hotdog topping desu
but nothing wrong with ketchup
casioboi reporting
p fun tune, my man
whats it smell like afterwards
my brother said watches are the only jewelry that's acceptable for men
I don't like wearing a watch, because how could I have an excuse to be late
what the fuck is wrong with you nigga
>hot sauce on eggs
uh
uh
bet you're alergic to fun
>but nothing wrong with ketchup
I have no fucking idea what a breakfast pizza is
sounds like something a californian would eat
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Watches are based
Really fast ketchup
>couldn't tell any difference between states in the area
Minnesota outside Minneapolis, Illinois outside of Chicago, Wisconsin outside of Milwaukee, Nebraska, and the Dakotas are all pretty much the same as Iowa to be fair
Sioux City is the anus of the state, Ottumwa is the armpit
fucking commies
watches are pure signaling.
they
signal
that
you
love
sucking
cocks.
Watches are uncomfortable.
It's the same story with those dudes who carry around a wallet in their back pocket which are 2-3 inches thick.
Don't know how anyone can stand that shit.
No, we eat BBQ chicken pizza. Food is literally the only thing we excel at. Frick off.
>tfw too lazy to play video games
>he doesn't buy ridiculously overpriced locally made organic ketchup
>watching an old british couple die of radioactive fallout while reminiscing about ww2 and waiting for things to become normal again when we all know they wont
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MidBest here btw
nothing wrong with bbq pizza
buffalo chicken pizza is better though
>breakfast pizza
>bbq chicken pizza
im starting to get a little worried about america.
wheres the pineapple?
Saw some organic ketchup at Trader Joe's for a buck fifty. It's pretty good stuff.
>having a watch
>2017
just put on your pride wristband fag
BBQ chicken za is amazing.
Worried about our superiority, perhaps?
>pineapple on breakfast pizza
>pineapple on pizza
>pineapple on anything instead of by itself
Anything is possible and permitted during breakfast, but you must choose wisely.
who /balding/ here?
your missing out
sioux falls to somewhere in eastern ohio is just a big corn field
Does your leader have a nice ass?
USA
Yes
doesn't look too bad, but I would rather have pancakes or waffles with bacon and egss
I have obvious alopecia and a mature hairline but not close to balding.
That is the most American thing I've heard today
Honestly pineapple should only ever be used to marinate pork. The beaners know what I'm talking about.
my dad is 74 and still gets regular haircuts
get fucked hairlets
let me touch you
You get your hair genes from your mom.
>tfw mom is balding
just gonna grab myself a can of pop
WIJ
dude u r double jointed
well my hair grows pretty quickly and she's also fine. my matrilineal grandma still has a full head of silver hair
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU.
root beer is not pop.
>my mom's side of the family were all non-balding spics
I hope to God you're right
holy shit replied to the wrong post
but you could marinate pork with a root beer i guess
>pop
tfw my dickhole hurts
Some people make coke marinades. I'm not crazy about it.
>mfw lifelong Midwesterner
>mfw I call it soda as it should be called
Root beer is pop what are you smoking Pedro?
You're not a Midwesterner sorry
How have they not lynched you yet?
good I never liked this siberian shithole anyway
alright 2017 year of the new me being social and shit
just got back from a bar near me known as a "dive bar" and got a fancy stout, a guiness, an order of fries and a double shot of stoli for 19 bucks. Was that good? There were a bunch of qts there that I wouldnt mind flirting with once I get the balls