>why yes I am a straight white male
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EMU'D
JANNY SHOW THIS MAN THE DOOR
do you reckon these tinder runts last thread would be the kind of dad to have a secret family and regularly use cocaine and visit prositutes?
they seem like hot messes
GET FUCKED THREAD SPLITTING CUNT
Might join the army and make something of myself
Wish I had before I became an irredeemable wasteman
can't remember if I ate 6 jalapenos or only 5
know a bloke who is doing this
we're off to uni and he's just gonna be romping around the third world
bizarre.
good post
he's going to be a man while you continue to push adolescence as far as it can go
Thirty years ago, as the nation mourned the loss of seven astronauts on the space shuttle Challenger, Bob Ebeling was steeped in his own deep grief.
The night before the launch, Ebeling and four other engineers at NASA contractor Morton Thiokol had tried to stop the launch. Their managers and NASA overruled them.
That night, he told his wife, Darlene, "It's going to blow up."
When Challenger exploded 73 seconds after liftoff, Ebeling and his colleagues sat stunned in a conference room at Thiokol's headquarters outside Brigham City, Utah. They watched the spacecraft explode on a giant television screen and they knew exactly what had happened.
do you feel lucky? punk?
Got 150 grand saved up, maybe after 40 more years I'll be able to afford a studio apartment
would rather get pissed and have the summer/time of my life than crawl through the jungle to get water to a sandnigger
want a qt yank gf to cuddle
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>tfw was tew smart for army and saw through their lies
>sandn*gger
Edgy
fuck off
don't you have conscription over there
doesn't everyone in israel have to join the army
cant believe all our a-listers are brits. whoaaaaa they really control the world!!
must be funny being from what used to be such a powerful and relevant country and now they only get attention when their royal family gets married or everyone laughs at them during brexit
Angela White is peng af laddos
three abhorrent posts, three seperate yanks.
Why are yanks so unfunny?
told them i want to kms and they let me go
tool is the most patrician rock band of all time 2bh
...
Yanks please go to /deutsch/ where Germans belong.
Unironically agree with this
this video would be a lot better if she were actually qt
t. Xiaoping Wu Li
such a good video
wow mean AND gay
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>Stimulants such as cocaine, amphetamines (speed) and methamphetamines (crystal meth) can cause coronary arteries to narrow, restricting blood supply and triggering a heart attack.
>Heart attacks from the use of cocaine are one of the most common causes of sudden death in young people.
babestation
German tier joke.
animestation
wow...
>drugs are bad for you
woah who knew
she looks like one of the bogdanoffs
goodnight lads. so sleepy
cannot wait to wake up and eat my cereal!!
*mumbles something*
does anyone actually like leafs?
What'd you say? Speak up, boy.
yanks are mostly bad but some can be replyable tier
leaf posts are the equivalent to inaudible screeching
they took it very boringly
what cereal
fuck the patriarchy!
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*inaudible screeching*
Never lost a game of chess in my life
I'll put that autistic aussie in his place.
I SAID a̢͈͉̭̐̎ͪ̍͞y̠͋̓ͩͦ̒̇ͮ̕͢ỵ̴̢͈̟́͆ͫ̆ ͓̦͙ͫͬͫ̇̅́̐͛͢͝ͅc͉̼̘̰͊ͧ̋̾̓͊͌̇͒ḣ̡̪͈̼͇̀̂ͣ̍ḛ̡̠͈̦͖̰̤̤̃̽ͨ̀̌̉̎ͅc̣̬̝̻̱̮͖̝̿ͮ̌͌̂͑̐ͫk̴̺̰̥̺̼͕͋ͦ ̪̲̘̲̬̼̾͂ͭm̨͎̝̹ͧ̓͛̿ͬ́̆͜ẏ̝̠̹̤̝̗ͦ ̷͇̹͔͚̹̯̙̮̓ͦ̐d̦͎͐̋̀e̠̬̳̤̼͖͓̜̹͛͠ṽ̸̴͙͓͖̔ͣi̢̹̍̇̓ͫl̶͙͓̘̮̞̼̞͉ͯͨ͡ ̯͉͓̮̘̅͌ͣ̌͋͊ͧ͘g̴͍̻ͦ̆ͫ̕͜e̛̮͙̦̰͙̙̦ͧͧͭ͋ͦ̄̏̚t̛̙͎̆ͭ̓ͯͬ̀ͫ͜͢ ̧͎̜̱̠̞͇̘̎͐̇͌͊̔͡y̴̝͍͇̼̱͍̼ͩ̽ͮ͊̏̚ơ̶̻͔̬͓̙̰̫ͣͦ͑ͅǔ̲̺ͭ̄ͪ̊ ̧̮͎͈̓̂ͯͮf̷̡̰̩̳̣͋̏̌̔̒ͧ͞ű̖͚̹ͫc̶̦̱̹̗̞͕̖̼ͭͪͭͦ͊̿͛ͭk̶̝͍̝̹͙͕͐̅̓̎ͪ̚i̸̺̥̠͊͐͟n̡̟̖̞̭͍̖̜̰̆̇ͬ̂̾ͤ̽ģ̱̹̞̻̱͚̥̪̿͠ ̝̗̼̻̱͎̜̣̥͛̃͛͝ḻ̛͓͙͚͒̓̾͗ͫ̚͢͠ȅ̡̡̦̜̗̱̦̒͘ạ̧͈͂̽̿͘f͌̾ͮ̄͏͖ ̴͍ͨ͆̾̐̅͋̃̌͆́͞
just abuse LSD mate
no heart attacks here, just multiple splittings of the ego and attacks from demons of the repressed unconscious matrice
hahaha, good one dickhead
*screeches autistically*
jordan's strawberry country crisp, non-ironically the best british cereal in every category.
Business idea: channel where you can call your favourite anime girl for sex chat
Will be MURDERING you tonight Matt
Nice try
doing dmt soon lads
There's a term that druggies use for poor blood flow but I can't remember it
dad lives in leicestershire wanna hang out x
need an asmr gf
there's only one nutty buddy left
>not krave
might glass an arsestralian
I don't even mention the UK anywhere on my profile
Shall NOT be replying to this one
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going to have some shrooms meself
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground, and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
horrible stuff, solid chocolate and cereal is tragic.
Cereal should be comfy and refreshing, not bitterly sweet.
m-maybe
what would we do?
I only bring this out at special times
Lads it's time to play the game, just need to make a username and in you go
>drank whole bottle of cough syrup
>looked in the mirror
>saw this
>dating apps
>even considering replying to anything lower than a 8
meowing at your life lad
what method
never had any luck with the meth pipe or the plastic bottle crap
using chakra and a bong
easter?
god dammit, fuck off joe rogan. we told you to stop posting in /brit/
changa i mean
What are you talking about mate she's an easy 9
sucking a fat cock
getting my fat cock sucked
watching some bender suck another bender's fat cock
you have algerianvision
Stroking my fat cock to Kiwi camwhores.
Yeah, 9 years old
HOW WILL I KNOW
stroking my fat cock to some canadians webcam that i hacked
need to update the list
redpill me on insects as food
oh fuck. that's my desktop
you made this video didnt u cunt
>a compilation video with less than 1mil views
binned
what the fuck is that video
normies are fucking cancer
why were you watching Dank Memes YLYL Try Not To Laugh Compilation #90?