/got/ eternal RIP AND TEAR edition

>post yfw this happens

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Azor Jon!

Hold my hair, Tommen!

Azor Jon

Jonsa is love, Jonsa is life

cleGANE?

1st for High Sparrow

>"Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again!"

>LOST was 17 yeas ago

MONFORD AND STANNIS

WHAT IS HYPE...

Guys, tonight is the night that the Mannis makes his big comeback

WELL MEMED
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Why on earth hasn't "Snowdown" caught on?

>no cleganebowl this season

>reminder that Tyrion is absolute dogshit

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WHO DIES THIS EPISODE

>Witcher series involves underage lesbian rape
>GRMM the Edge Lord of The North keeps Sansa and Margery "Pure"

Reminder that Sansa will probably kill Littlefinger in episode 10

Surrounded by men loyal to Sansa AND Jon, Sansa will plunge a knife right into his heart and officially blame his death on the Battle with help from Lord Royce.

Stannisfags will be saying this until the finale of Season 8.

Fuck that's brilliant

There's no way that will happen, he's in charge there.

I sure hope not. I don't see how a master ruseman like littlefinger would ever put himself in that position.

For LF's death by betrayal to seem in character, you have to build up to it.

Sophie a cute. A CUTE!

DELETE THIS

Apologize

Is the High Sparrow a good guy or a bad guy?

Tommen brush my hair, you sisy faggot.

non-shit streams?

what is the worst ?

Daenerys or Dorne ?

>tyrion
>jon
>sansa
>daenerys
>arya
>bran

one of them will die this season
because the show is so unpredictable!

Reminder that High Sparrow will BTFO all the highborn shits and make the realm a better place for everyone.

It's that ugly dyke Brienne who will kill him.

He's not a bad guy, he's not a good guy, he's THE guy.

>that face

>let's set off the fire alarms and make out under the bleachers while everyone's distracted

O-okay.

dany

Thank you, I try

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>you will never hold Hoegarden's hair

Anybody got that ace stream link from last week?

>benjen is back
>no one dies off screen

slut

No, he's OUR guy.

>Littlefinger
>Dying
>not eventually becoming the one true king of Westeros

The sooner you realize that Littlefinger is basically Delita from FFT the sooner youll see how things will end up.

Oh, and watch out for that post Littlefinger X Sansa wedding scene. It's gonna be... sharp.

He's our guy

Call me reddit, but Mountain is the worst fucking character in GoT/asoiaf.

>agressive genuinely evil brute
>cuts off horse's head
>injured his little brother
>raped and murdered, was pardoned and is now in Kingsguard
>wont die
>killed based Oberyn
>for some reason Lannisters trust this savage

Along with Ramsay, Gregor Clegane is probably the only fully evil character, no grey area.

Path-dependent stuff, it's derived from CleganeBowl. I agree Snowdown is fucking class, though.

Dany, simply because Dorne hasn't appeared since E1 and she has.

That's the thing about LF though, he doesn't expect the direct hands approach.

Sansa already knows he's dangerous, she already knows he wants everything, she already knows he'd fuck over both Jon and Sansa if he needed to and use them how he wants and she's already pissed at him.

> "I've never been with a woman before," said Tommen, unsure of where to look.
> "There's always a first time for everything my love," said the Queen as her bare shouders slipped from her nightgown. "Even for the King."
> She cupped Tommen's beardless face in her fingers as he looked up to meet her eyes.
> So young she thought, and so innocent. Olena was right, this one could be swayed with the proper motivations.
> "Tell me, your Grace," said Margaery with mischeif in her eyes. "do you know of any man who has felt the tightness of a Queen's arse?"

> She can feel pressure in her belly as Tommen made his way inside her.
> He is large for his age, and the vigor of youth is not lost on the newly crowned Prince.
> Flesh slapped against flesh inside the Red Keep as Tommen used his Queen from behind.
> "Do you think anyone will hear us?" said Tommen, suddenly remembering Ser Maryn and Ser Mandon who had accompanied him.
> "Let them listen," moaned Margaery as she pulled his hips tight against her bare thigh. "A lion cares not for the opinion of sheeps."
> The reference was lost upon the false Stag, his member now freshly engorged.
> "Umph," Margaery exclaimed as Tommen pushed her onto her belly. She can feel her bowels churn as they made way for the King.

>not getting a wrestling reference
Fucking newfags

Dany. At least Dorne doesn't take up so much screen time and compact their memes into short bursts

Everyone except poor Septa Unella, that is.

>the worst

Kek
Who are Euron / Darkstar / Daenerys / Arya

MY SLUT

>I watch sweaty mandrama

BERN THEM ALL

B E R N T H E M A L L

>sheeps

Littlefinger will never get to be king. He's hundreds of miles away from Robin and Royce will likely be with him, who will the Vale soldiers follow when Sansa tries to pull a move, Royce or a robin-less LF? My money's on Royce

>Delita from FFT

Back to Sup Forums you go

>Ramsay
>full evil
epic

Characters like Joffrey and Euron are just batshit insane, not necessarily fully evil. Well, Euron might be, I don't know.
Daenerys is just annoying little cunt, certainly not that bad. She had her moments. Arya is sweet, just terrible scenes in Braavos.
Darkstar literally doesn't matter.

Oh I bet you would

>large for his age

Shit like this always makes me think it's been written by some fifteen year old with a baby carrot he's praying is going to keep growing. Sorry bud, that's your lot.

>he STILL watches wrestling

>killed based Oberyn
>in a duel he didn't have to fight
The Mountain is less evil himself and more like a semi-sentient weapon designed to kill and maim.

He's kinda like the fantasy ewuivalent of Bulldozer of Baghdad.

But that doesn't make any sense.

Why would she kill him before throwing him out of a plane

>even trying to argue this

Guys, remind me which characters I'm supposed to dislike again pls.

Literally looks like a fucking snake.

she looks extra strokey in this pic

Mountain probably has a mental illness.
IIRC he had some epic migraines as well as being really moody.
And joffrey is literally just a spoiled little cunt.

any leaks yet?

I was 6.6" at 15 and still am at 21 so this is probably true.

I would do a couple of things actually

How many normalfags do you think actually buy that Margaery was mindbroken?

>Every city in Essos clearly has a middle eastern / north african vibe
>Valyria swords resemble european swords

Explain

>epic migraines
>not attempted bran wargs

??? to make sure he's dead ???

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The pasta was referring to the size of his dick, not his height.

He constantly suffers from severe headaches and pain, most likely due to his enormous size, and has to drink Milk of the Poppy to keep the pain under control.

If you had non stop migraines you might murder and rape everything in site too.

Scimitars are for noobs

I can't wait for Tommen to watch her get fucked by the jacked summer islander named IncredaBull tonight. Sometimes the oc on the show is pretty creative.

*sight

fuck

t. Rune Longsword pleb

See me in wilderness volcano nerd

I'd have to jump on each key to type this post if I were that short.

LADY SHANSHA
I AM SHO SHORRY.
I DIDNHOT KNHOW

its on in less than 2 and a half hours

jesus

>cuts off horse's head

That was but a flesh wound. Book Ser Gregor Clegane would have decepated him clean, as it should be.

>Euron
>rapes two of his brothers
>murders three of his brothers
>cuts out the tongues of his crew
>is doing a pokemon run on all clerical figures, burning and mutilating them for some unknown purpose
>reaving for the sake of reaving, deceiving idiots into accepting lordships on territories they haven't a prayer of holding
>deceives baseborn teenage girl into being his salt-wife, impregnates her, cuts out her tongue and ties her to his mast
>might be evil
>might be

I mean c'mon, bro. A general commitment to moral greyness doesn't mean some specific people aren't just cunts.

Like what?

> IncredaBull
nice

CHAOSH

If they use heavy armor they're gonna need thrusting swords.

Valyrian steel is based on Damascus steel.
Guess where Damascus is retard.
Also, more evidence. Aegon "changed the rules" with his dragons, the Ottomans used canons first, at least first between Europeans and middle Asian

>A valayrian steel sword
>The finest blades in all of Westeros
>Rat tail tang

LOL WAT

Daily reminder
Ramsay raped Sansa, probably multiple times
So there's a very high possibility of Sansa being pregnant

and who
are you
and who are you
and you and you and you

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