"I need 72 hours"

>"I need 72 hours"
>"You have 48"

*gets stabbed in stomach
>Its OK, it didn't hit anything

>give me your badge and your gun

But that's absurd I can't do it in 48 hours

>fuck me in the ass with your pinky
>we will call it a PBHF
>pinky butthole fuck

>"I think he's gonna be

> 2 minute pause

>" alright"

Well I'm sorry to hear that

I guess I could try my darndest to do it in that time, if I work hard and forgo sleep

This job is important and that sounds like it would lead to poor workmanship. On second thought, take 4 days.

Thanks. I think I could really do a good job of it if I had that amount of time. More bosses need to be like you

>[made up technological garble]
>"English!"

>"I need 72 hours"
>"okay"

>I NEED MORE TIME DAMN IT!
>WE DON'T HAVE MORE TIME!

>It's not what it looks like! I can explain!
>What's your explanation?
>*Explains*
>Oh ok.

>I need an eternity
>you have an instant

>One more step and she dies
>Fine kill her I don't give a fuck

>One more step and she dies
>Fine I'll just roll over there then

>"I need 1 day"
>"You have 1 week"

>Trailer fades to black and goes silent
>"That was amazing."

>"I need 72 hours"
>"You have 4 seconds"

>"I need 20 years"
>"You've got 5 minutes"
>"...I'll see what I can do"

>"You're getting too involved. I'm taking you off the case..."

This is a good one

>I need 72 hours
>You've got 48!
>Actually only needed like 5

damn she's cute, what is her name.

its in the filename you fucking retard. kill yourself

Paul blart aka mall cop

>character walks into new place/situation
>something crazy is happening
>"I think I'm gonna like it here"

>She

lol what the fuck?
where is that picture from?

>[Animal appears]
>Say it's scientific name

>you look like shit

>How much time do we have to stop him?
>We can't, he already did it 35 minutes ago

You should see the other guy

>character gets mildly slapped
>nosebleed

>extra gets mildly slapped
>dead

>he doesnt know the meme and looks lile a fresh queer
>he does, and doesn't look gay like (You)

>that's the last straw McAnon you're fired!
>I'm not fired....I...quit

>character gets stabbed in the abdomen/back
>immediately spits out blood 2 seconds later

>character been exposed to some sort of fatal pathogen, poison, energy field, or whatever
>the reveal is either a nosebleed or coughing up blood
>EVERY. TIME.

>something crazy happens
>"DID YOU SEE? THERE'S A [crazy thing]!"
>"Really? I hadn't noticed"

>you've got two weeks
>I can do it in one.
>you've got four hours
>it ain't me starts playing

>I haven't had sex for a week

>"I need at least 24 hours"
>"You've got 2 weeks"
>"Oh sweet thanks"

You're off the case! Give me your badge and your gun. I'm placing you on a leave of absence! Until you can X with X you're no longer part

>Character covered in blood
>"Are you okay?!"
>"It's alright, it's not my blood"

>fool around 2 weeks, eventually realize you're on your last day and only got 17 hours left when you needed 24

>"we have two options"
>*The options are explained*
>"How about options C"
>*Jumps out window*

>misunderstanding ruins relationship
>could be resolved if the characters spoke for 3 seconds

>I haven't had sex in five minutes

>guy is married to/dating 10/10 qt3.14
>cheats on her with ugly slag

>I haven't had sex in a week
>Proceeds to have sex with two people at the same time

>Character leaves 2 seconds before the rest of the conversation that would have cleared everything up

This always bothered me, even as a kid

Just explain the fucking situation you retard, if they don't buy it thats their problem, but at least try and improve the situation

...

Fucking Gone Girl

this happens in soap operas all the time

>I'll sell it to you for $100.
>I'll buy it for $50.
>$150.
>Sold!

nice pic, do you have any of kids lounging around with syringes and pill bottles?