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cara

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bit hungover was out last night till 4 am hahaha

i do not

hi my name is ryan and im gay

Take the red pill NOW!

ENGLAND UBER ALES!

might start a snake cult

>Weebix

the fuck you doing up at this hour

ill be hungover tomorrow im sure. wine always gives me a hangover.

least i half pulled (kissed a girl and got her number)

shit edit of the superior original

wew how late were you out until?

ironic how exposure to blacks, jews and women made me into a racist, anti-semite and misogynist respectively

260 million Indonesians, and not a single cutie

All Australians should be killed

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>Wine has as many calories as soda

still dont understand his point

>Liquid calories
How else do I get drunk?

Say no to the leaf menace

3,3 billion women on earth and not even one for me :-(

TRILL KEEPING IT REAL
TRILL KEEPING IT REAL
TRILL KEEPING IT REAL

woke up because i needed a piss i think

delete this filth

drink everclear

The point being that you will get drunk much sooner, consuming less liquid and much less calories off hard liquor. Do you think equal volumes of wine and vodka have the same amount of calories? Drinking wine and beer purely to get drunk is not efficient.

who the fuck wakes up hung over to fuck at 8 am after a few hours of sleep and posts on Sup Forums

Wanked twice today

Not happy with my self right now

off to the pub

i love america. why would trump hold her hand and say all those nice words if he wasn't serious about being a good friend of the british? trump is a smart man. if you don't like trump you're either a fucking ethnic or a lefty

third eye status: wide open

Go look it up. theres 70-100 calories in a shot of vodka.

2 bottles of wine gets me pretty drunk, my bottles of wine has 600 calories.

I would've drank about 10+ shots if I drank liquor tonight and been just as drunk.

so 1000 vs 1200 calories is marginally different. I've looked this stuff up. Do a little research before you call anyone retarded. You retard.

the attainable waifu

>my bottles of wine has 600 calories

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford OST is very good background music

m8 was telling me that when you do doggystyle sex with a girl quite often you'll catch a whiff of poo emanating from her bumcrack one she gets.a sweat going. seems plausible i guess.

>drinking wine
Can't imagine what would have to go wrong in your life for you to even consider doing this

>hmmmmm im going to argue with a bunch of different fitness websites and calorie trackers
hmmmmmmm

yes very strong counter. I will consider this one for a while. you're fucking retarded. wasting my time with you.

wine is shit

quality film, really should give it a rewatch

only drink wine to eat cheese

You straight pig!! You better not idolize women be gay this better for the superior female gender.

fake news

less calories than beer. nice little buzz it gives you. I have a family member that owns a massive vineyard in napa and sends me a few bottles a month for free

what do you drink? voddie coke? Why do you think all rich people drink wine? its the best drunk

agreed, it always just tastes gross and vinegary to me.

beer>liquor>>>>wine

Do you actually believe that a bottle of a drink with a higher calorie per volume ratio than soda is only 600 calories?

Stop drinking alcohol

Stop eating pork

Start praying to allah

>Why do you think all rich people drink wine
That's the real reason you drink it I'm willing to bet, it's the reason 90% of middle class runts can't go one day without mentioning their favourite type of wine

>a fucking leaf
wasted 8's

wazifatan jayida

arqam latifa

out NOW

i hope it comes out on 4k bluray one day

All poles should be killed

War was always here. Before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner.

me on the left

Fuck off backcountry redneck

When the lambs is lost in the mountain, he said. They is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf.

I actually believe 3 different websites that track its calories over an user spouting the same thing on Sup Forums, yes. SHOCKING

seriously kill yourself. dumbest person i've argued with on here.

>According to the USDA, an average red table wine contains 125 calories for every 5 fl oz, or approximately 625 calories in a bottle. Syrah, Merlot and Cabernet Sauvignon have 122 calories in 5 fl oz, or 610 calories per bottle. A Pinot Noir has slightly fewer calories -- 121 calories in 5 fl oz, or 605 calories per bottle.

GET FUCKED YOU FUCKING RETARD. ARGUE AGAINST THE FUCKING USDA

MUH SODA!!!!!!!!!

If god existed, he wouldn't allow me to not have a gf

make me
t. mykola jebiewdenko

how did they both manage to get botched fucked up looking plastic surgery? was it on purpose?

you're being punished for a past life

>muh calories
>muh fancy wine
>muh fat vagina

The man who believes that the secrets of the world are forever hidden lives in mystery and fear. Superstition will drag him down. The rain will erode the deeds of his life. But that man who sets himself the task of singling out the thread of order from the tapestry will by the decision alone have taken charge of the world and it is only by such taking charge that he will effect a way to dictate the terms of his own fate.

I get the logic behind avoiding pork back in ancient times cause of diseases and shit, but why did they feel the need to make it a religious law?

>believing the government
good goy

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

enjoyed this post

AND OUR HEARTS THEY BEAT AS ONE

Really gets the ol coals burning

I had a dream I fucked your brains out. Right on that desk. You loved it.

>Muh estrogen

who /so depressed they can't feel anything anymore/ here

Religion WAS law back then

Bet he doesn't respond to me.

wtf is a fl oz in real measures?


whats the ABV in that peanut nore?
is it over 40%?

>two fat runts arguing over a difference of literally 200 calories

ah yes well worth it

allah (allah ackbar) through muhammad (pbuh) decreed so

the things i would do to that arse

reverted to their original form

like 13-15%

>who /so depressed they can't feel anything anymore/ here

NEED a bulging mass of out of control estrogen to satisfy me

Ideal gf

>blue/green eyes
>5'6
>slightly chubby but with a flat stomach
>brown hair
>olive skin
>is a bit awkward
>gr8 feet

He poured the tumbler full. Drink up, he said. The world goes on. We have dancing nightly and this night is no exception. The straight and the winding way are one and now that you are here what do the years count since last we two met together? Men's memories are uncertain and the past that was differs little from the past that was not.

this is beauty

i can feel sadness

STILL HASNT RESPONDED TO ME

>don't do that or you'll get sick
>eat a dick mate, i'll do whatever the fuck i want

>don't eat that or allah will be mad
>okay can't piss him off

id accept this order with a slight modification- she cant be over 120 lbs

when was the last time you cried? i haven't been able to for about 7 years now

NEED Barbarella silver swimsuit gf

Literally did not read a word of this because of the aggressive tone nonce. I'm looking at my bottles currently and doing the math none of them have so few calories.

You want a caramel girlfriend with green/blue eyes??

uhh sometime earlier in the month

ideal gf is the blonde in this vid

youtu.be/By3HgtiAUUw

ok go complain to the usda about it.

get fucked. you just got absolutely blown the fuck out. hate people that act smart when they're fucking retarded.

ideal gf

Not caramel, imagine the skin tone of a Spanish or Italian girl

Someone post the picture of the tanned Portuguese girl with green eyes looking bored while sitting across the table from the camera man

go jog fatty if a few hundred calories kills you

ideal gf is tall, slender, with very long hair, mixed ethnicity, olive to dark skin and brown eyes