Name the 30 for 30

Name the 30 for 30

Cucked

Blame it on Rio

In the Shadow of a Fish

Shit just got Rio : The Ryan Lochte Story

>what if I told you Rio is a crime infested shithole.

Fishes can't have shadows bruh.

What if I told you that he didnt Come for the Gold but Cumed for the Trannies

Where is your god?

A Fish Out of Water.

Beta as fuck.

One Night in Rio

>they robbed us but let me keep my cell phone

what a faggot; nobody would believe that

"Guy in the corner: is it a fake chocolate coin?"

Michael Phelps casts a pretty large shadow, senpai.

Do you like fishsticks

He's a mammal, not a fish.

Like, Whatever

Lochte and Loaded

i dont think they have smartphones in brazil
guy probably thought it was a calculator

As far as we know.

Adult Swim: Fish Out of Water

>Lochte Loaded

ftfy

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We have a lot of smartphones. Per capita

literally everybody in that crowd is not from Brazil

it will actually be a coen bros flick

>Dumbfucks hatch a dumbfuck plan
>Somebody gets killed during their dumbfuckery

Sounds about right.

A salty tale.

Boorazil

Directed by Terry Gilliam

ESPN 30 for 30 presents Lochte Up

10/10

I'm ok with this.

What's gonna be the "What if I told you" tagline?

ESPN 30 for 30: Men's 7 Million Meter Freestyle

What if I told you, the quest for gold can leave you black and blue.

30 For 30 presents: Ryan'd At Gunpoint

top kek

When keeping it Rio goes wrong

BLIMEY

WINRAR IS YOU

so were they fucking trannies?

Fuck, I never knew Rio was that far away....

Possibly, but they definitely partied too hard and getting high as fuck.

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That's what he wants you to think.

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34 Events and One Robbery

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Well now you know, dumb dumb

10/10

hahaha have an upvote XD

Lyin Ryan
100m ButterfLies
Ch'yeah: The Ryan Lochte Story

keks

It was all a dream

>TFW solipsism