Name the 30 for 30
Name the 30 for 30
Cucked
Blame it on Rio
In the Shadow of a Fish
Shit just got Rio : The Ryan Lochte Story
>what if I told you Rio is a crime infested shithole.
Fishes can't have shadows bruh.
What if I told you that he didnt Come for the Gold but Cumed for the Trannies
Where is your god?
A Fish Out of Water.
Beta as fuck.
One Night in Rio
>they robbed us but let me keep my cell phone
what a faggot; nobody would believe that
"Guy in the corner: is it a fake chocolate coin?"
Michael Phelps casts a pretty large shadow, senpai.
Do you like fishsticks
He's a mammal, not a fish.
Like, Whatever
Lochte and Loaded
i dont think they have smartphones in brazil
guy probably thought it was a calculator
As far as we know.
Adult Swim: Fish Out of Water
>Lochte Loaded
ftfy
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We have a lot of smartphones. Per capita
literally everybody in that crowd is not from Brazil
it will actually be a coen bros flick
>Dumbfucks hatch a dumbfuck plan
>Somebody gets killed during their dumbfuckery
Sounds about right.
A salty tale.
Boorazil
Directed by Terry Gilliam
ESPN 30 for 30 presents Lochte Up
10/10
I'm ok with this.
What's gonna be the "What if I told you" tagline?
ESPN 30 for 30: Men's 7 Million Meter Freestyle
What if I told you, the quest for gold can leave you black and blue.
30 For 30 presents: Ryan'd At Gunpoint
top kek
When keeping it Rio goes wrong
BLIMEY
WINRAR IS YOU
so were they fucking trannies?
Fuck, I never knew Rio was that far away....
Possibly, but they definitely partied too hard and getting high as fuck.
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That's what he wants you to think.
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34 Events and One Robbery
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Well now you know, dumb dumb
10/10
hahaha have an upvote XD
Lyin Ryan
100m ButterfLies
Ch'yeah: The Ryan Lochte Story
keks
It was all a dream
>TFW solipsism