Ayy yo niggas ahaha wassup nigs
/brit/
haha maisie
Hmmm
>i clearly said no rasheed
That's exactly what a turbo rasheed trying to stay under cover would say though
watching jumanji
sgarn cunce
wish i was dead
pogue mahone
Is jumanji related to chimpanzees?
nah it's a film adaption of a childrens book about a magic board game created by african slaves to get revenge on the white man
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the gf
life is quite disappointing
nah it's alright
meh
i thought lyme disease was a curable complication of a tick bite
Why is France so shit?
All these fucking Afghans want to come here instead, why?
My brother literally came into me quizzing me asking "who's the prime minister of the UK?", then proceeded to tell me he thought David Cameron was still in charge
He voted leave, not actually all that surprised
Superliked a girl earlier today but she hasn't liked me back yet
She's just busy, right mates?
the problem is that it's never constant, it's always good or bad
the problem is that the bad times are quite rough hahaha
you're going to need to just trust me on this one i'm afraid lad. i'm very honest. all my wives say so.
>My brother literally came into me
l-lewd
apparently once you have it it can come back later
not gonna lie i feel quite sick (nausea)
people find it quite hard to find work and life is actually quite grim
becus isa kingdom
isa KINGDUM
UNITID KINGDOM
Bosnich just described the first half as very tight and very enjoyable
now im depressed that i never got ptp
what does any of this post even mean
reckon i should pay a last visit to the 'rents before i defenestrate myself
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why would you throw yourself out of a window?
might blow my own bollocks off with a rat shotgun lads
>defenestrate
fuck off billionaire with your ten dollar words
>dollar
FOY
explain what confuses you
don't care
nothing to do because everything is boring and depressing. only here because of habit and I'm sick of it anyway. might be time to call it a day on the so-called life.
>people find it quite hard to find work and life is actually quite grim
Literally the same here, I think its because France seems very unwelcoming after already being heavily saturated by central africans and arabs, so over the last century all the public/social services have gone to shit
to die lad
>Defenestration is the act of throwing someone or something out of a window.
>The term was coined around the time of an incident in Prague Castle in the year 1618, which became the spark that started the Thirty Years' War.
>This was done in "good Bohemian style" and referred to the defenestration which had occurred in the same city's City Hall almost 200 years earlier (July 1419), which also at that occasion led to war, the Hussite war.
>The word comes from the New Latin de- (out of or away from) and fenestra (window or opening).
>Likewise, it can also refer to the condition of being thrown out of a window, as in "The Defenestration of Ermintrude Inch".
Czechs like to throw people out of windows it seems.
>Literally the same here
not in london lad, I'm living with a couple of euro immigrants and they tell me that if they get sacked in the morning they'll have found another job by the afternoon.
>euro
FOC (fuck off cuck)
You dun kno
it's what gives life excitement though isn't it?
always another challenge to overcome
why do brits say mean things about us when all they seem to do is complain that life sucks and that there's no sun on their little island
really enjoy the stereophonics
might be my new favourite band
squealing and squirming
it's called banter
squealing
only got 2 tabs open rn
think that's a new record for me
10 for me
I'm a Jew but my dad isn't
is my dad a cuck
>see a wh*te
>always with some literal 2/10 pig
SCREECHING at these rejects
fuck off kike
the holocaust never happened but i wish it did
kys
the women usually win in that situation
Had a really good chat with a colleague who gets bullied by the workplace about his work at the works night out
Then asked him that he was a Freemason and what 33 was about and he was like "lets go get a drink"
damn
all asians are 2/10
it's official: i've made a cup of tea
bit rude
same for me lad
feels good 2bh
no one cares fag
need a nice DNA vessel to expel some of my DNA into
what's the plan today lad?
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have a wank
read
keep half an eye on the soccer
one of my uni modules has two assignments. one accounts for 25% of the final mark and the other obviously accounts for 75%.
i got my mark for the first assignment so how do i calculate what i need to achieve a first in the second, which is 70%.
call up the chinese takeaway and order some food
(at about 5pm)
gym
ikea
supermarket
make some peng food
berghain
do a poo soon
well i just edged for 4 hours, it's 5 am now probably gonna go to bed in an hour or so, might have a quick peanut butter sammy before sleepy time
wew, new PSU installed in 34 minutes
and everything's nice, neat and clean
job's a good'n
nah lad you did it slightly wrong
ahh
well the LED strip isn't working any more, but it was fairly garish 2bh
yes
Seriously in love with Иpa Cмeлaя, lads
what does a vagina feel like
>he can get into berghain
fag
FOK
bags of sand
The Tesco man comes today lads
So hungry
Bag of coins
>he can't
deano
see. you buggered it up. gonna pay for that further down the road.
>having any LEDs in your PC case
Tasteless runts
i'm trying to recreate the feeling of a vagina if i could just get some fucking help
compare it to a fruit or something i can stick my dick in
CHING CHONG
What will he be delivering?
instagram.com
My 3D waifu 2bh
What is she? A really dark churka?
there was some infopic that used to be posted on Sup Forums
something to do with a sponge, glass and rubber glove?
bags of salty milk
Feel the inside of your cheek
Try get your dick in there
From Tatarstan or something
holy shit I found a way to make a butthole out of a rubber glove. You blow it up but leave the middle finger inside, seal it off with a rubber band and then tie the fingers in such a way that it creates a hole. Oh my god this actually feels cool
Dip a coin in some salt and then put it in a bag of milky sand
Crimea river.
I think
(70 - (first mark/.75))/25
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