*blocks the way to the music store*

>*blocks the way to the music store*

hahaha nice thread buddy!

>*Draws my blade*
>ArE YOU thReAtEniNg mE!?

xD EBIN!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!

Go, before I throw you down on the ground and rape ya!

>music store
>physical store
why would anyone do this

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Kumiko is CUTE

>*counter-blocks*

this is a nice thread

hibecky is cute but she has terrible taste in waifus
doesn't romance trombone guy, lezzes up the turbo bitch and doesn't even give asuka a quickie

*pelts you dess*

hello is this the shitpost containment thread

>knock the washboard out of the way
>all they have are literally who R&B records and Barbra Streisand
How do these places stay in business? Do they have all their Zappa albums in the back?

nobody listens to Zappa idiot

why yes my lady.... i purchase all of music, you see, i support the artist and i enjoy building my le record collection.... heh.... i have over 20000 records.... 5000 of them being exclusive fart porn videos, perhaps you could give me a sniff? yes? mm.... yes let me have it... ah.. yes.... smells like.... mustard... and mm..

is that? yes... gamer fuel... ah... a death grips fan... i see

one more? yes please give it to me *PRAAAAPT*

oh my... yes it must be... its semen.... i see, a grimes fan.. is that so? yes.. always in for the taste of dick

>*looks at you autistically*

But do they listen to Barbra Streisand? I heard about her when I was 14 when Family Guy made fun of her jewish nose and I haven't heard from her ever again. Where do the people who listen to her live?

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG RECORD STORE, FOOL

*teleports behind her*
*makes fun of her chest*
heh

quiet old people with expendable income, yeah

>*PRAAAAPT*
Do it right or don't do it at all you disgraceful little shit. Fuck you.

*unsheates guitar*
pss nothing personnel

*sips syrup*
aaaaaaaayy im jusy tryna get thruu