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British fanny edition

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the gf

that's the best you could come up with?

Why are oriental brits ridiculously posh? Then do porn.

RIP John Hurt aka Gandalf

don't come to my city

Post yours

Keni Styles isn't that posh

business idea: road safety adverts where cartoon hedgehogs sing to the tune of Bee-Gees songs

>ah yes i am EXCLUSIVELY attracted to females but love nothing more than watching a big massive cock fucking them totes straight tho

benders in denial

youtube.com/watch?v=v5XJhS-UgcM

is this quintessential british culture?

the bf (male)

the fuck do you watch? lesbian porn? watching heterosexual sex makes you gay now?

found it easier just to admit i'm bent твн

guarantee my life is the most pathetic here

which japanese gf do you want?

>watching a guy fuck a girl
Yes

t. very insecure about his small freckled penis

where the fuck is rosy?

I know.... I can't believe it either sometimes. But this is what living your truth looks like. It's not that I was never happy. I'm just happy-ER (I know it's incorrect spelling, you get it) now that I'm my authentic self. Look at that cute boy to the left I love him because without him there would be no me. Dawn Marie. The woman on the right is so thankful for that happy soul :) LIVE YOUR LIFE AND BE HAPPY!

No mine is for sure 2bh

Just seen a Syrian family refused entry to the US. They had sold everything, even the family pet. Now DJT has condemned them to a life of nothing

Tinkered with my thinker

absolute weapon of a head

I'm a paid member of the lib dems

Have a great deal of trouble finding simulated virtual pov sex porn with no dick.

yeah because you want to see how a girl takes a dick, sucks and takes a facial

HILARIOUS when an insecure poof tries to fit in with the lads. lesbian porn is boring as fuck, straight men don't watch lesbian stuff.

...

what are YOU going to do about it

Stop being a pornography addict

we have a winner

Our house is a very, very fine house (fine house). With two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard. Now everything is easy cause of

>that fucking face

straight men do watch lesbian stuff m8 but it is boring as fuck if you're used to watching bukakke gangbangs

>real men watch guys fuck women

>tfw no beth gf

I'm straight but I only watch gay porn

Just trying to bait you into posting more desu lad haha

me n the missus

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Spare a gf?

Porn rots your mind

I'm bent but I only watch straight porn

Darn right it does

umm what is liquorice?

stop watching porn

Okay, now where are the nudes?

WTF is Mia Khalifa doing?

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tranny porn ISNT gay

honestly lads if i could brutally murder every guardian writer on earth i would do it

Have a literally perfect ten foreign celebrity into me.
Crippling social skills though. Wonder if that her thing.

guys I've been trolled on the internet

do I call the police?

victim of heteronormativity, i'm so sorry, what can i do to atone for your suffering?

You could wind up in gaol wouldn't risk it.

(((Edelstein)))

EVERY time

>Me: Generic opener
>Her: What haha
>Me: Explain I was drunk
>Her Oh God haha

What do I do now or is it lost

Alri turtleneck

are you a celebrity?
if not I wouldn't bother

nah have a wank

scared to be intimate with anyone in case they laugh at my tiny penis

stop murdering people

*notices bulge* OwO what's this?

I wouldn't, I'd kiss it x

how do I dump a girl that thinks everything is fine

been together for only 3 months but I've realised I want out. also, I think she may really like me.

How do anime fags come up with their memes? I never see them communicating in a rational manner. So can't see how meme formation is possible.

God I fucking hate white people

why would you want a warm neck in australia of all places

Let's see what Varg wants me to stop today!

pretend to be gay

phimosis jumper

three simple words, "i am gay"

He's so cute

A women once said its too big and we ended up just having pizza together.

Started on the booze early today. Two tins down and two more to go before half twelve.

xD

number 6 would be good for me

hmmmmm

dont rate british girls in the slightest

they are all either vile disgusting slags or hilariously stuck up
in many cases (i would argue in all cases) both

'thats rather bigoted of you' i might hear you say

wrong. if i ever find one that isnt as described above ill let you know

Hmmm guess it's time to give up on my wiafu
can somebody take care of her for me

fucking hell, im already starting to worry about work on monday

there's truly no respite is there?

>A women once said its too big and we ended up just having pizza together.

lunatic

intriguing post

your stomach?

haha yeah I know that feeling, the last girl who went in my room ran out after seeing how big my belly is...think she was scared of being crushed....

wish she'd been kind enough to have piza though haha

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god windows has fucking horrific font rendering

>cute youtubers face reveal video is also her last
Wonder what happens desu

Should have tried harder in school and got a better job

Constructed a new emoticon, check it out
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I wouldn't expected more considering his acting career. Some Hollywood actors make this much on one or two movies.

Jealous bf killed her

>implying people from the 'narm post on /brit/

When you reveal your face, your face reveals you. Eyes are the mirror of the soul, and the abattoir of lies.

cant even kill myself like a man
im good for nothing

helo i want to work in united kingdom as plumber what i doing to sucess

John Hurt wasn't that good of an actor

except trips

perform the goat ritual

sarah's doing well for herself, nice to know we've got strong powerful wimmin in our academia

I am a Graduate Teaching Assistant in BSc Psychology at Leeds Beckett University and am undertaking a PhD, researching women of colour's experiences of the National Child Measurement Programme. My research interests include feminism, gender, ethnicity, social class, intersectionality, mothering, and critical obesity.

I am a very active and passionate feminist; I have been on BBC Radio 4's Woman's Hour discussing lad culture and sexism in university elections

and btw, her dad
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