>family has never seen Alien before
>decide to surprise them tonight and rented it
>watching it with mother and sister
>throughout the whole movie they complain it's too dark, too noisy, too quiet, drags on too long, too boring
>they laugh at parts because of the "shitty effects"
>laugh at the explosion at the end
>"wow that movie sucked" at the end
>mother verbatim says AvP was better
I swear to fucking god I wish I was making this shit up.
And you're also a frogposter?
What a package of failure you turned out to be, no wonder your family laughs at your choices.
Fuck off back to where you belong
Ayyyy lmao.
J U S T
>science fiction + wymn = disaster
>movies to enjoy + wymn = disaster
>older movies + modern autists = disaster
I've been here since 2007, dumb frogposter, you're the one with reddit sensibilities.
Yeah and you probably like AvP too
Families are for plebs
>triggered by le frog
>triggered by the only pure legacy of this board
Get kek'd
I love Alien but this isn't your blog and you're also frogposting scum
You need to go back.
>not Aliens
that will teach you.
>showing women a film from the 'films women will never EVER understand' category
I'm not sure what outcome you expected.
>watching it with mother and sister
Found your mistake right there.
>Want to show friends/family one of your favorite movies
>They groan and sigh and look at their phone the whole movie
epic greentext saved posted on tumblr #Sup Forums #tv
>Triggered.
I tried watching a movie with my family for the first time in years
> dad gets up to piss/make coffee every 5 minutes then inexplicably falls asleep 1 hour in
>sister spends entire time looking at her phone and listening to music
> mother doesnt understand what the fuck is going on, constantly asking stupid questions, goes into next room to watch her soaps instead
> end up watching movie alone on parents shitty budget 720p TV
Not that user, but what's with this blog thing? did I missed something from recent months? I'm intrigued.
>mother and sister
beta male confirmed, get some male influence in your life fag
>and they ask how serial killers are made
What movie, user Anonguy?
is this satire
I used to think shit like this was just a meme, was mostly satire.
And then it happened to me.
>watching Amadeus with family
>everyone's staring silently
>laugh at Wolfie's laugh
>uncle sheds manly tears at the end
>we watch the credits while we discuss the movie
Waisted trips 2bh
You're a faggot
>watching movie with parents last night
>before starting there's an option between widescreen and fullscreen
>too beta too explain why widescreen is better cause I don't want to sound like an autist
>mfw
You should have shown them Aliens instead. Women can only handle flicks, not films.
kill yourself redditor
What I don't understand is why do they bother if they're clearly not interested in the movie? It's like they want to pretend they care, but obviously don't when they pay no attention to the film or look visibly irritated the whole time. If my folks just flat out said to me "We don't want to watch that sort of shit" I really wouldn't care, but don't waste my time when I'm putting something on specifically for you. It's just flat out rude and I don't understand where people get the idea that it's acceptable to do.
reddit, pls go
stop giving the rest of us oldfags a bad name you autistic twats
Their idiot son/brother rented it specifically for them. It would be rude to decline.
They probably just want to be nice. But I see what you mean, it sucks.
>watching movie with family
>speed it up to 1.1x speed to get it over faster with no downsides
>family complains it sounds weird and is too fast, put it back to normal speed user!
fucking normalfags reeeeeee I just wanted to marathon a whole movie from start to finish with my family for once and they fuck it all up
>watch alien with my mom
>we sit quietly and watch the movie occasionally talking about how great so and so scene is
tfw my mom is patrician
>specifically for you
>autist son wants us to watch movie with him
>we've never expressed interest in any of what he's trying to show us
>grit our teeth for a couple of hours so we don't have to be lectured on not having "patrician" taste
>wife and I look at each other and agree that I should've pulled out
Too bad for you, my mom loves that movie. A lot of people have trouble enjoying "old" movies for some reason, though. I've never really understood it.
>capitalized and punctuated greentext
Hello, reddit.
user the only thing you can do now is kill them to restore your family's honor.
It will be hard but you know it must be done
>>triggered by the only pure legacy of this board
You mean Sup Forums.
fuck you buddy
That's how I felt too. I'd get along with your mom and sister. Shit is boring as fuck.
"frog" posters kek
>family has never seen Alien
How does it feel knowing your family are bunch of plebs? My parents may have the most reddit-tier taste ever but at least they've seen fucking alien.
Baited for these exact responses
>watch all movies alone because no family
Yeah, feel bad for you, OP. Real fuckin' bad.
I too know this feel of having a patrician family
Damn. Those are some nice digits
what a waste of trips you glorious magnificent fucking cock sucking cum gurgling faggot.
>don't usually visit Sup Forums
>see this on the front page and decide to give it a look
>see all these faggots unironically defending a frogposting memester
I had assumed that Sup Forums was a midtier board, sad to see I was wrong.
Hello, Reddit.com/r/Sup Forums
>not knowing the agenda of the even shittier fredposting memesters
>probably one of those faggets
Liking Alien does not equate to patrician status. Not by a long shot. You're a dunce.
Who's the epic dumbshit who keep posting images of frogs?
Even your shitposting game is weak, I am disapoint
Shutup nerd
Try to watch 2001 around thanksgiving and my mom is bitching about the alarm scene because of the noise,
>decide lil bro is old enough to watch alien
>we watch it and hes awed
>it's his favorite thing ever
>we start watching all the alien and predator movies
>he becomes the biggest scifi/action fan ever
god speed lil bro
>they laugh at parts because of the "shitty effects"
I too remember what it was like being 10 years old.
Your parents sure are young, OP.
Bro sounds cool user keep him away from the shit movies.
This. You want to be congratulated for watching a movie that's basically universally loved and ingrained in public culture (although, probably not as much as its sequel)? Go to a fucking con
Watching Hateful 8 and everytime something happens they ask me to explain what happened.
I sit there with a shiteating grin and say watch the movie and figure it out.
>Screaming on the inside to shut the fuck up.
Should I go nuclear? It happens everytime I watch something and being kind and trying to explain mid anything pisses me the fuck off.
I usually pause the movie while I explain, usually keeps it from happening too often especially if I take a long time.