>they thought they could catch Ryan "I'll lie and you can't make me testify" Lochte
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They thought they could catch Ryan "I'll lie and you can't make me testify" Lochte
Henry Powell
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Connor Johnson
Ryan "sucked tranny cock and never got caught" Lochte
Isaac Jenkins
ryan " if baninho's your name, it's you that i'll frame" lochte
Kevin Kelly
Can't wait for Trump to personally go rescue the swimmers who have been made POWs by the Brazilian regime.
Charles Roberts
>Ryan "Brazilian unrest is my quest" lochte
Matthew Hughes
Ryan "the Brazilians' obsession will not result in a confession" lochte
Lincoln White
there was zero chance anyone in Rio was gonna catch Ryan "Stand up to a gunman then I'll runman" Lochte
Julian Harris
Ryan "I wasn't robbed but the Brazilians will be nobbed" lochte
Landon Davis
ryan "i need cocaine like ledecky needs rogaine" lochte
Isaiah Miller
Ryan "Banged a tranny now the cops will unhand me" Lochte
Leo Martinez
Ryan "it may be a stunt but the Brazilians are cunts" lochte
Camden Jones
I hope he gets treated badly calming the race war in America and focusing them on "bringing democracy and freedom" to Bazil
Austin Lopez
Ryan"Bamboozled the hues to get on the news while I was drinking booze and fucking 2s" Lochte
Alexander Gomez
Ryan "if favela trannys your plan, then I'm your man" lochte
Carter Rodriguez
Ryan "Sudacas move on I'm already gone" Lochte
Isaac Cox
One thing's for certain
They will not be tryin' the Ryan
Ian Rivera
Ryan "fucked tranny cock now it's Brazil I will mock" lochte
Anthony Murphy
WTF? Why did he lie?
Ayden Johnson
Ryan "just got hep C but you can't catch me" Lochte
Chase Rodriguez
>get robbed
>get arrested
>Brazilian """""""""""justice"""""""""""""
Carson Myers
I didn't expected that from you US.
We will breed your swimmer to produce olympic athletes for us now.
Caleb Peterson
Ryan "caught the flight like the dick last night" Lochte
Noah James
you didn't even catch any good ones tho
Josiah Williams
Ryan "got hepatitis b but you'll never make me a detainee" lochte
Levi Peterson
He should simply go back to Rio and step outside his hotel carrying a bag. He will be robbed for real instantly the sympathy will be back with him.
Ian Taylor
unless she has a litter of 'em, gonna need to catch a few more to get the team event Golds.
Jackson Young
Ryan "Brazil is a shithole, which I will troll" lochte
Brody Reyes
What happened?
Landon Phillips
Ryan "visit the hues and now I'm gay" Lochte
Gabriel King
Ryan "leaving my friends behind" Lochte (up)
Mason Reyes
Ryan "when you win you don't have time for the poo bin" Lochte
Jaxon White
ryan "put my friends in chains, i'll be on the plane" lochte
Owen Jackson
Ryan"say some lies and wave goodbye"Lochte
Ian Gutierrez
>Not rhyming
Disgusting
Liam Watson
So what has he actually done then?
Brayden Sanders
Underrated
Nathan Cooper
Ryan " Fucked a shemale, now it's time to bail" Lochte
Kayden Ross
Ryan "Fucked a queer, now it's time to steer clear" Lochte
Asher Powell
bbc.co.uk
Can't wait for the Brazilian damage control on this one, too.
Dylan Miller
Ryan "what an odyssey of feminine dicks, let's generate clicks" Lochte
Jackson Torres
Insult to the flag tbqh
Jack Richardson
Ryan "can't me locht me up" Lochte
Alexander Martinez
Ryan "Wasn't 4th when it mattered" Lochte
Nathan Morris
top lochte
Mason Lopez
Ryan "second to Phelps, not calling for help" Lochte
Gavin Baker
Lochte up! before ya go go!
Brody Reyes
>mfw Lochte is a german name
>mfw Bentz is a german name
>mfw Conger could be an americanized german name
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I hope they had fun desu
Gavin Johnson
Ryan ''can't caught me even if you knock me' lochte
Jaxson Mitchell
Ryan "just got some girldick and no evidence to show it" Lochte
Evan King
Ryan "when I see a tranny walk by, I'm going to pound his brown eye" Lochte
Adam Torres
Ryan "hue monkey tried to stop me, but I already fled the country" Lochte
Carter Hall
Ryan "caught the first plane while the team took the blame" Lochte.
Justin Flores
Ryan "second in the lanes, first on the plane" Lochte.
Elijah Long
Ryan 'I came on her dick, then left the country quick' Lochte
Aaron Barnes
Ryan "gobbled her knob then claimed I was robbed" Lochte
Jack Bennett
Ryan "had some fun between the sheets, then got robbed on the streets" Lochte
Dominic Scott
Ryan "I'll never admit, but I love to suck dick" Lochte
Ayden Lewis
Michael "I just had a quiet night in bed, I think I'm in the wrong thread" Phelps
Nathaniel Jackson
Ryan "pegged by Jose, got the feds on the way, now watch me walk (watch me nae nae)" Lochte
Joseph Morris
Ryan "sucked on a tranny dick, has to get away quick" Lochte
Ethan Jones
Ryan "Dan Schnieder" Lochte
Michael Harris
Ryan "Dan "She told me she was a tranny, so I came inside her" Scneider" Lochte
Adam Cox
Ryan "said I got mugged, but the police officers just shrugged" Lochte
Alexander Myers
Ryan 'I may be a filthy lying cunt, but catch me if you can' Lochte
Brandon Ross
Ryan ''last night I fucked a meninha, but I discovered she had a penis'' lochte
James Martin
No Peru, just no
Carter Rodriguez
While I find this funny, I have one question.
Why lie?
Cooper Cruz
That's the question we are all asking? why did he lie?
Elijah Taylor
Ryan "I want to save face, because I crave tranny ass" Lochte
Sebastian Ortiz
Ryan "I ate her ass, now I gotta blast" Lochte
Isaac Collins
Ryan "Girlfriend and mom in Rio, better fuck a prostituto" Lochte
Thomas Garcia
Ryan "she didn't have a snatch but I have a plane to catch" lochte
Elijah Fisher
Ryan ''I may not have won gold, but I came first into that tranny hole'' lochte
Lincoln Sullivan
Ryan "oh you're a Hue? I'll lie to you like a jew" Lochte
Leo Adams
Ryan "they didn't take my cell, but I'll never tell" Lochte
Brody Brown
>Ryan "I make up shit and then I quit" Lochte
>Ryan "Brexit" Lochte
>Ryan "fucked a trap and my teammates take the rap" Lochte
>Ryan "skipped bail with my teammates in jail" Lochte
>Ryan "my gunpoint story was pure jackanory" Lochte
>Ryan "they didn't take my phone cause it was" Lochte
Benjamin Young
Ryan "Rio police are mad as hell but I don't care, I'll never tell" Lochte
Christopher Davis
kek'd
Benjamin Gomez
Ryan "she fucked my ass now I'll fly first class" Lochte
Jordan Bell
Ryan "My friends are in jail because I fucked Rafael" Lochte
Parker Russell
Ryan "still got my phone, better sneak off alone" Lochte
Adrian Diaz
Ryan "a gun to my head, two dicks in my bed" Lochte
Ryder Adams
>Dutchies in charge of humour
It's pronounced hu-ay.
Bentley Phillips
Ryan "She had a dick, the Rio police thinks it's all a trick, but it doesn't matter cause I made out quick" Lochte
Henry Sanchez
Ryan "Sudacas are mad at my bantz, over a story I can't recant"
Josiah Edwards
how do u pronounce lochte
Kevin Young
Ryan "She fucked me good now I'm out of that hood"
Adrian Bell
Lock-tea
Landon Morris
it's a german name my man
Brandon Scott
Ryan "I didn't win but I fucked her poo-bin" Lochte
James Turner
Peru, NEVER REPLY TO THIS THREAD EVER AGAIN
Kayden Johnson
Ryan "I fucked a male prostitute, then made up a story to hide the fact that I did it" Lochte
Christopher Ward
Ryan "fuck Olympic village it's time to tranny-pillage" Lochte
Henry Jones
Ryan "hue hue hue I'm totes not gay" Lochte
Jonathan Morris
Oh, fuck you; that team gold doesnt count.
Christopher Bailey
kek
Robert Moore
Ryan "jizz in my ass I got a plane to catch" Lochte
John Young
You have all been blacklisted and reported from this thread, NEVER REPLY TO THESE THREADS EVER AGAIN
Robert Peterson
Ryan "I hope that the USA will protect me from prosecution in another country" Lochte
Henry Edwards
Ryan "welcome to Brazil got some seed to spill" Lochte