Thor 3

>screenplay written by a woman with no credits
>directed by the Polynesian best friend from the Green Lantern movie
>movie called "Ragnarok" promised to be more comedic than the Thor 1 and 2
>Thor will shave his head
>throw in the Hulk
>have multiple villains who aren't connected to one another
>make Valkyrie a black woman in Indian warpaint
>make Odin a wacky homeless person rambling about the end of the world
>throw in Loki just for the hell of it

And it'll still be better than Thor or TDW.

Sounds like kino desu

don't forget they'll somehow shoehorn planet hulk in

>>movie called "Ragnarok" promised to be more comedic than the Thor 1 and 2

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>make Odin a wacky homeless person rambling about the end of the world
>throw in Loki just for the hell of it

did you see thor 2?

I was really shocked that we were getting a Thor/Hulk buddy road movie but it shows how creative you can be with the genre, I hope it works out.

Nice subtly putting fear in us by mentioning a woman wrote it though, I bet you like Harry Potter right?

I thought the Odin guy didn't want to return and do another one? Or is that why he's going to be wacky?

>promised to be more comedic than the Thor 1 and 2

What the fuck, the Thor movies were already the most comedic Marvelshit.

>promised to be more comedic than the Thor 1 and 2
Because that's exactly what Thor needs.

No. And this woman hasn't written anything except for tweets about gun control, women in filmmaking, and Kubric. Also, nobody who unironically retweets Neil DeGrasse Tyson can claim to be smart.

>movie called "Ragnarok" promised to be more comedic than the Thor 1 and 2

Yeah that was the problem with the last two. Not enough wacky comic relief.

>movie made by retarded half-breeds and women
>not strong, male Nordic directors

How can the shelf hold the hammer?

One of her scripts made the 2013 Black List, at least
And creative control ultimately rests with Disney and Feige anyways

>directed by the Polynesian best friend from the Green Lantern movie

Directed by the guy who directed and starred in What We Do in the Shadows, nigga. That alone is enough reason for me to go.

It's worthy, you idiot.

>>make Valkyrie a black woman in Indian warpaint
>>make Odin a wacky homeless person rambling about the end of the world

Fucking Christ, the last 2 Thor films were forgettable as fuck. This one looks to be remembered for all the wrong reasons.

You also missed out a massive point.

>film will partially adapt the planet Hulk story

I hope they drop this idea and let Hulk ride out the contract problems and then throw out Planet Hulk and WWH as their next Avengers/Civil war tier movie.

>I hope they drop this idea and let Hulk ride out the contract problems and then throw out Planet Hulk and WWH as their next Avengers/Civil war tier movie.
They wont drop the idea, Jeff "Life find a way" Goldblum is joining the as the Grandmaster,a guy who kidnaps warriors and will force the to the contest of champions

Why the hell isn't Contest of Champions its own movie? Just simplify the whole thing.

Will this be Marvel's first flop?

>movie called "Ragnarok" promised to be more comedic than the Thor 1 and 2
Only Chris "Flop monster" Hermsworth said it.
>Thor will shave his head
Nothing wrong with this.
>make Odin a wacky homeless person rambling about the end of the world
>throw in Loki just for the hell of it
Continuity

The only thing i'm mad at is that they keep hiring yes men as screenwriters.

It's called Ragnarok because it heralds the doom of Marvel's capeshit era.

What did xir said about Kubrick?

That was a pretty good bro movie.

Why is Marvel throwing this away? Do they want to kill their franchise? Do they not care at all, or is someone keeping control of all of this behind the scenes?

>This franchise is struggling! What do we do?
>More quips! More humor! More comedy!
>Brilliant! They can't hate the movie if they don't stop laughing!

>someone keeping control of all of this behind the scenes?

well obviously it's the grandmaster

Now that would actually be a good solution for DC.

Will Marvel do a Hercules movie?

> Ragnarok
> supposed to be the end of the world
> make it a comedy
> have the director constantly talk about how funny an end of the world norse mythology movie is going to be


I have 0 hope for this

It's what they're trying with Suicide Squad, isn't it?

Sadly. That's the one movie of theirs that doesn't need to be brighter.

But it's so kuhreizi!

>screenplay written by a woman with no credits
Capeshit doesn't take a genius to write.

So how is Jeff, uhh, Goldblum going to portray a guy like Grandmaster?

You forgot:
>none of these jews will appear

>the Odin guy
Leave.

Okay, how is that not Javier Bardem?

RDJ

taika waititi is a good director. it's probably his jewish genes.

Taikaka Wikitiki

whats reason to thor go bald

I think they shave him as a mark of shame for failing against them

End of fucking thread. Who could even stand to finish Thor?

>Thor
like who fucking cares?

Goldblum

>Talking shit about Taika in New Zealand shitposting hours

They can't make a good thor movie because it would be fantastically popular with white people

Why isn't Exiles the main series

>americunts still can't see Hunt for the Wilderpeople
They missing out

also
>He can't keep getting away with it!!
Pretty hype for Thor 3 tbqh

>half assing planet hulk storyline
I mad tbqh family.

>then throw out Planet Hulk and WWH as their next Avengers/Civil war tier movie
>it's an user pretends Planet Hulk and WWH were good episode

>strong
>Nordic
Nice try Sven

You know what? To hell with it! Let's send Thor to the Savage Land and have him fight dinosaurs. And let's throw in Beta Ray Bill while we're at it.

Disney was the worst thing that could ever happen to Marvel in terms of artistic value.

and Boy was even better, i have faith in Taika.