/Olympic Men's Hockey/

Final Match and Bronze Medal Match

Netherlands vs. Germany
12:00 (GMT-3)
Bronze Medal

Argentina vs. Belgium
17:00 hs (GMT-3)
Final Match

Post your dank memes, OC, bets and general comments here while we wait for a /comfy/ day

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first for choking

HERE WE FUCKING GO, Bronze match is the true banter final here on Sup Forums

>game doesnt start for another 120 bings

oh fuck off, op

the last white sport

>India
>Argentina

le argentina is black meme is stale and india is shit at it [spoiler]:^)[/spoiler]

Lads, it's Germany.
t. Billy Bakker

alright, get in here

>tfw made every field hockey thread for the Olympics
>Australia loses
>lose thread posting privileges
I hate this.

You were doing god's work m8, wouldn't know there were people willing to talk hockey on Sup Forums without you

Obligatory Ellen Hoog post

Adding Nippy Welten

d-dank je wel

Some guy at the NOS is literally blaming the loss of our men on the coach being fat

Where da fuck do the NOS even find these people?

>no ice
>no puck
>"hockey"
Kek

And his beard too

fuck off

Go on their website and chose the stream without commentary.

All your problems have been solved.

Stream has less pixels than the telly has

>hand over heart during the anthems
Jesus, when did we become the USA

hey netherlands...


LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSERS

Looks pretty nice on my laptop.

Why so sour kraut?

it's because he's black

JUST

we probably will lose

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

easy bronze

This is what happens when you call the thread "hockey" and not "field hockey", you get dumb Canadians looking for attention.

Hey thnks for paying for this nice high quality stream bby ;^)

Goeiendag neverlands

Least I could do after fucking so many Aussies when I was there xoxo

hello lelgium

>watching men play field hockey
are you guys gay or something lol

Hoeveel butthurt was er na de halve finale ?
t. Belg die hockey fan was voor we in de finale zaten

well most of knew the choke was incoming some time, but yeah there's quite some butthurt

Were they top tier hockey meisjes, or just filthy skanks?

Medium butthurt, maar Ellen Hoog liet ons allemaal weer goed voelen gisteren

hahahahahahahahahaha

Obviously no hockeymeisjes while I was there, we have a monopoly on those. But there was 1 I regretted yeah

>tfw most succesfull olympic games for Belgium in my lifetime

Why are we SO shit ? Is iT the walloons

>no challenge on that blatant dive
ok...

Does anyone really care about that match? It's literally the well at least we know you participated too medal

will we get revenge for yesterday???
Hope so

he clearly came in contact with the stick

Bronze>Silver desu
At lewst you have to play for it and you finish the tournament with a win. With a silver medal you just lose.

guys, im working out since 1 week now but i still dont have a 6 pack what am I doing wrong?

It's this.

FUCKS

>Fuchs

>india is shit at it
We'll regain our former glory.
y-you just wait.

>tfw muzzies are starting to play hockey as well and corrupting young blonde hockeymeisjes while they're at it

Who needs a keeper these days?

You're body fat percentage is too high, it needs to be under 8%, not 30%

>we should have been in the final

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lol your team was trash

How the fuck did this shit team beat Australia 4-0 lel

its 16%

>under 8%
thats anorexia

>losse against belgium
>loose against holland

Iktf.
I'm playing with the seniors now and I occasionally have to referee some teen matches and I noticed that there's a high influx of shitskins entering our glorious sport.

GET HYPE!

i know, you toothpaste fuck

>that's anorexia
Not if you are packing fucking huge amounts of muscle.

Going to watch the game on big screen on the beach lads.

kek, meanwhile in Australia hockey is 99.99% white with the occasional Indian on the side.

real games are tomorrow

Same thing happened with football, non-upper class people started putting their children in hockey clubs to avoid them. Now same thing will happen and kids will start playing cricket or some other meme sport. Only positive is that the superior dutch genetics will make us GOAT at it

Johan Derksen was right tbqh

>cricket

the new sport will be either handball or volleyball, just watch.

What did he say ?

ad.nl/show/derksen-clubs-hebben-soms-te-veel-marokkaanse-spelers~a3c1ed05/

What went wrong?

you cant play handball outside, so that's out of the question
my vote goes to badminton or squash

Synthetic turf.

>separating Germany and West Germany

retards

he said muzzies shouldn't be allowed to compete in dutch clubs since it ruins the dutch talent pool

>balding at 20
superior genetics lads

>squash
>outside
wew

Respect voor Johan Derksen. Gewoon op TV zeggen dat we een Marokkanenprobleem hebben.

>silver 4

JUST

The fields being used as designated shitting turfs.

GEBASEERD

its funny how this is posted by a belgian poster. you literally have the same genetics, except if you're a degenerate walloon

our defense is so shit

>badminton outside
You do realise that a shuttlecock is very aerodynamically sensitive right...

Beetje kort door de bocht Ahmed
>same genetics
Haven't you seen how much shorter Belgians are?

these penalty corners suck

he got a lot of shit for it, like the token morrocan of the left barking at him using dumb arguments like durr at my sons football club the moroccans behave

Just banter mane. As a matter of fact I'm losing my hair as well. Lanklet too. Could fit in Dutch society without any kind of trouble. The only thing that would block me is my West-Flemish accent.

Ins't West-Vlaams the shittest tier of accents? That's what my belgian friends tell me

>having belgian friends

Pa heeft landingsbaan aan 50 , moeder nog geen enkel grijs haar op haar 45


Its a toss up lads

knack.be/nieuws/wetenschap/belgische-mannen-zijn-de-tweede-langste-ter-wereld/article-normal-732839.html

We're just catching up atm senpai. Needless to say that speaking the same language for centuries is a big sign that most of the communities have a similar origin.

all these political discussion in a sports thread, going full randall and get a mod here

I know that feel, feels like my genetics are like a monkeys paw, be tall but have a receding hairline at 22, obviously im overreacting a bit but still.

Ik heb 2 belgen in mijn jaarclub, kan ik nu ook niks meer aan doen

Het onironisch het beste accent omdat het meest lijkt op midden nederlands

Should we anschluss?

Stampot en melk, a shortcut to 1.90m+

>antwerpenaren

repeating digits and we score now

It's actually the most patrician accent. It's one of the few that isn't really losing ground and it's hugely popular among youths & local music.

Antwerp & Limburgish is considered to be pleb tier. We west-Flemish mind our own business in our countryside.