Why is Latin America so fucking awful at the Olympics?

Why is Latin America so fucking awful at the Olympics?

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Olympics are first world problems

Because they are trash

they have more importante things to deal with

Cuba is strong, but the rest of the region is too soccer focused and lacks the infrastructure for a world class Olympic program.

>infrastructure
2bh this is one of the most positive points for us in Rio

The caribbean islands have more medals than south america as a whole

Which Hispanic country is actually good at the Olympics?

>680M of people
>25 medals

Literally China tier.

Is Brazil good at volleyball?

Only Cuba (23th) and Spain (13th; but we are going to win a lot of medals today).

The indigenous peoples are not athletic.

They all focus on football for the most part as it is relatively cheap to set up and practice from an early age which is why most GOAT players who play in attacking positions these days are all South American.

was.

Only Cuba, the rest are shit.

>Brazil
>Argentina
>Chile
>Uruguay
>Colombia

What are the rest of the countries' excuses?

This makes sense for Brazil, Argentina, Chile and Uruguay, but the rest of the region is shit at soccer even if it is the only sport they care about.

Man Spain made some shit tier colonies desu. UK and France all made pretty GOAT colonies that aren't poor third world hell holes

Yeah, tell me about all those GOAT french colonies

Canada

most kids just play futsal in school (no, not even 11-a-side soccer) which is not even an Olympic sport.

>UK and France all made pretty GOAT colonies that aren't poor third world hell holes
amerifats education

>UK
Yep. Let's admit white former colonies are GOAT tier now, but the rest of them are simply shit

>France
My sides

Anyway, just think that we did it better than the Belgians.

So you were talking about Quebec all along, which is not even a country

Are any Spanish ex colonies on the general level of the US, Australia, New Zealand or Canada?

Mexico, Peru, Venezuela and Ecuador have/have had a lot more players playing in the EPL, La Liga, Bundes, Serie A etc.. compared to the likes of USA, Japan, Russia and China.

The only ones who truly suck are those meme countries in the central America like Guatemala, Nicaragua, etc..

but faggotkun you is latin american as well
>california 25% white
>texas 30% white

Argentina was one of the top 3 richest countries in the world some decades ago. Now it's not that bad either. (Think Portugal or Poland)

I wouldn't say we are bad at sports though. It's just that that we are good at team sports that get few medals or don't feature in the Olympics at all. (Polo hasn't been an Olympic sport since the 1940s)

Maybe this one desu: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guam

because they are poor manlets with no necks and terrible diets.

France's ex colonies are even more poor than Spain's old colonies

All are Haiti tier

>Portugal
but you still have slums and lots of poverty my white friend

>comparing your crime-ridden country with Portugal and Poland

>Dat delusion

Portuguese GDP per capita: 21.733,07 USD
Argentine GDP per capita: 14.715,18 USD

>implying Portugal doesn't
Do I need to post pics?

I've been to your country friend.
Beautiful place but you are not better than us. Seen slums and some run down buildings there too.

Mexico, trash and haven't reached a quarter finals since 1986
Peru, trash and haven't qualified for a world cup since 1982
Venezuela, trash and have never been to a world cup
Ecuador, trash and have only been able to qualify for the World Cup twice and making it out of the group stage once just to lose to Englel

Che "One day we aspire to be Alberto Barbosa"

>Implying your cherry picking experience as a tourist refuse the fact your country is shit.

Lo tenías todo, Argentina. Pero lo mandasteis a la mierda con décadas de socialismo.

Africa has a lower homicide rate than Latin America

kek

kek, Peru, Venezuela and Ecuador are USA-tier but they have to qualify in a confederation with Brazil, Argentina, Uruguay and Colombia

Name me the French colonies that are worse off than the average Spanish colony

According to the IMF

GDP per Capita PPP
Argentina - $22,500
Portugal - $27,000

HDI
Argentina - #40 in the world
Portugal - #43 in the world

Literacy
Argentina - 99%
Portugal - 96%

I don't know why you are so butthurt, it's not like I'm saying we are a paradise or something.

Did you actually visit Argentina or are you talking shit?

We have a very poor reputation because of the 2001 economic crisis but it's not such a bad place to live.

Again, NOT saying it's a paradise but you think everything in South America looks the same.

Abstenete de hablar de mi país y anda a tomarle la orden a tus clientes

>Spanish ex colonies on the general level of the US

Half the country was a Spanish colony once-upon-a-time.

The US and Canada have indigenous people too. Not an excuse

Too busy finding food

Honestly I prefer Futsal over Futebol. Small area but enough space to emulate your favorite players.

They should have approved it for Rio Olympics

>it's an amerifat has never traveled outside his country episode and has no clue about the world
the most rerun episode in history

They killed almost all of them and put the remnants on barren land (i.e. reservations).

How are any of those areas worse off than Latin America

Latin America literally has worse homicide rates than Africa

insightcrime.org/news-briefs/americas-replaces-africa-as-most-violent-region-in-world-un

It's better than being Mexico chicano.

Portugal is better than Argentina. The idh it's due to people who lives in small villages away of a lot of things because Portugal as a country works. We have good transportation system, public health, good roads, good houses, good education if you are not a douche... We have bad wages that's it. People who trust memes...

>Implying that homicide rates are the main and the only parameter to consider how shit a country is.

Your link says "Americas"
Not "Latin America".

2 of the 20 most violent cities in the world are American. None are from Argentina.

So please kindly take your Spanish-speaker prejudice and shove it.

It says a lot when I can walk around the Congo and feel safer than walking around a place like Guatemala

Well duh, Cuba alone has more gold medals than Mexico, Brazil and Argentina together.

Not my fault you share an Arabic influenced language with a bunch of non-white people

That said, they are also better than Spain.

>We have good transportation system, public health, good roads, good houses, good education
We have all those things too. I even have free dental coverage in my city. The trains were shitty some years ago but even that has been fixed with new refurbished trains.

Again, have you visited or is it just prejudice?

Does anyone actually believe the crime statistics of Africa?

>mfw this Portuguese believes we live like Africans

Mexicans are better at futbol than America is. We are also better boxers

That's all that matters.

If it's all that matters then why did you cross the border m8?

africa does better than latin america.

"No"
Africans have some good long distance runners in Kenya and other meme nations but Cuba alone stomps them all.

how so?

I was forced to be born here because my parents were cowards and came here instead of improving our homeland

And you're still there because you want to be called CHI? Cross the border and make Mexico great again or stop calling your parents cowards you fucking idiot.

We really aren't better boxers than Americans, lol. Even just African American boxers would stomp all time Mexican boxers.

Who's better than Canelo Alvarez?

... Mayweather? Did you watch their fight?

>Educação Americana

>some decades ago.
No dude that was at the beginning of the XX century. Certainly a LOT of decades ago

This
Im sure they have better things to worry about than reporting crime. Some of them don't even have fucking water

fifa.com/fifa-world-ranking/

JUST

i've been to argentina and can confirm its a developed country

Buenos Aires feels like any european city desu. Really nice qts too

we also killed most of the natives so stop saying bullshit

Why are ameritards lying faggots?

Latin American countries either care too much about football and another team sport (Brazil volleyball, Argentina rugby) which awards few medals. No country has gotten really good at swimming or athletics. Many countries with Amerindian people who have the second shittiest genes for competitive sports after the East Indians.

says the country with 15% black population

because our country doesn't give a single fuck about sports

only football

>Why is Latin America so fucking awful
The rest of your sentence is redundant.

Yeah except for the people, who are not European at all

t. Tyrone from Detroit

OP is Chicano, dont bother answer....

Colombia could make it to the top 20 of the medal table if we get another gold. Not so bad, we lost two other chances at road and track cycling.

whatever spic. Most people associate you with Mexico.

Muchos deportes aburridos

>WE WUZ RICH AND SHIET

THIS....stop feeding CHI posters

Why are Argiefags so obsessed with Chicanos?

>most Americans
Fixd.

20% of American adults in a NatGeo survey couldn't locate the Pacific Ocean on a map. I don't expect you to know my country is actually whiter than yours.

Is this an Sup Forums LAT thread
let me start
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJ CHICANO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

mexico has barely had players in europe because the mexican league can actually afford to pay good salaries. You can't even field a starting 11 of euro based players mid 00's like you can now. Japan has players all over the place. They're doing it right.

>P E E
>E
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>I N
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>L O O
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t. CHI

We're the largest white country in the world

its the other way around, Chicanos are obsessed with latinoamerica. See this: Typical Chicano Scum.