Brazil joining the European Union?

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil–European_Union_relations
We already have good relations, so why not make them join the EU? :3

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for god sake belgium just accept its falling apart.

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>go to germoneys or any other western european cunt to work
>make a minimum wage per month
>get back to Brazil filthy rich

Although I love the idea of being able to go wherever I want in the EU, trust me, the last thing you want is brazilians in your country. Just ask Portugal.

Herman is dying anyway, soon it will have better leadership
BREXIT is already falling apart, not the EU
B-But I thought Brazilians were loving and nice ; __ ;
y-you also get free waffels I promise

Brazilians flooding into Europe is not a good thing, Belgium-senpai. The euro is extremely valuable for us, and cleaning toilets in the EU is enough to make us good living in Brazil (1000 euros a month here would be god-tier).

Imagine dozens of millions of us going there, and this include savage people from the favelas.

but how are favela niggers going to get to europe? they don't have money to get here. I just want a warmer people here instead of all these formal normie fucks who cry rape the moment you say "Hello" to them ; __ ;

>speak better english than poles
>more fun to be around than poles
>less criminal than poles
>more progressive than poles
>have more beautiful skin colour than poles
>treat their children better than poles, less work for the child protection services
>girls and gays find brazilians much more attractive than poles

you're probably better than poles dæsu

this, and we already have a shitload of Polish truckdrivers and mudslimes everywhere so what does it matter at this point anyway

Because Brazil is already member of Union of South American Nations.
With that beeing said, I wouldnt mind a trade agreement between EU and USAN

That's an accurate trait of Brazilians in general, our social skills are great. I remember talking to people from all over the world while I was in the US (exchange program), but people didn't know how to fucking talk, conversations died so rapidly. Brazilians on the other hand can hold a nice and long conversation for hours and still make it enjoyable and interesting, also we can party and enjoy the little things.

But degenerates and favelados will certainly find their way to you land, my man, and Brazilian women will seduce european men to marry them so they can live there, for they're international whores.

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Changing the subject a little bit, I was thinking about going to Belgium to learn french, maybe a 6 month course or something. Do you know if your government offers programs like this? I'm really interested.

>But degenerates and favelados will certainly find their way to you land
As I said, they'll have to line up in the queue behind the mudslimes

>and Brazilian women will seduce european men to marry them so they can live there, for they're international whores.
pic related

> I was thinking about going to Belgium to learn french
>FRENCH
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM FLEMISH. But in all seriousness, I only know about some guys from Spain who did erasmus-shit here @ the university in Ghent where I studied and it was basicly free because of EU stuff. They only paid their normal yearly school price in their own country.
(hogent.be/en/future-student/programmes/exchange-programmes/ maybe you can find something here idk)

We should use Brazilians to populate the Eastern part of our country. It's almost empty.

If you want to chimp out, just do it towards Spain and you might even get some thanks from us.

Regional organization thread?

>Be part of SICA
>SICA literally means shit where I'm from

excellent post

the fuck is SICA? no spanish here pls

>RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM FLEMISH
Oh fugg a thousand pardons, gomen gomen gomen.

You know what? Maybe europeans can learn something from us, you guys are too cold, even the meds. Honestly brazilians would make way better immigrants than eastern europeans and muslims, even the degenerate ones, but be careful with women. Remember this.

I think I'll get my STEM degrees first and then I'll find a way to do the courses. I heard excellent things about Belgium, even though people makes fun of you for being an "artificial meme country", that's why I'm so interested.

I'll accept the waffles btw :3

why not

System for Central American Integration

1 tip: If you go to a college or univ in Flanders go to Ghent and not Antwerp (Ghent is a much nicer city)

Join already :3

2lazy2google m8, tell me what it is or suffer the same fate as the French did in 1302

I'll remember that, thanks!

>Honestly brazilians would make way better immigrants than eastern europeans

>some people unironically believe this

I do, I'm tired of reading people getting tired of poles and some balkans fucking around.

we are 70% europeans, so why not? and we would bring back the good old christianism

streetsmartbrazil.com/brazilians-are-more-european-african/
news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6284806.stm

t. slavshit

>Brusselse wafels
>not Luikse wafels
I'd reject that proposal

Luikse are pretty gewd aswell, its just that Creme-fraiche is GOAT

Just a curiosity you might not know, but the most popular football team in Brazil is named after Flemish people.

plees leme in

Really now?

No, thank you

If you take her with you, you can come in :3

ARGENTINIAN PROXYFAG SPOTTED

that's exactly the reason Luikse are better, they are just amazing by themselves.
>those delicious sugar chunks in between the dough
I miss Belgium ;_;

>everybody loves brazil and hates the rest of latin america

Well time to off myself.
I just hope to go to hell because I'm sure Heaven prefers Brazil too.

>those plastic tits
You can get something better than this.

Yes, it's called Flamengo.

Yes, more or less, the club is named after a neighborhood that is named after flemish people, because back then the dutch was called Flemish by us and one adventurer (Olivier van Noort) tried to invade the city from that location.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flamengo,_Rio_de_Janeiro
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clube_de_Regatas_do_Flamengo

They have their own thing running in the Mercosur. But we could have a special EU-Mercosur partnership

>wanting to join EU

No thanks, we love to be the opressors with Mercosul, we don't want to be opressed by EU.

B-But we could run the show alongside the Nazis.

i love grills who are feminine in a manly way, i wanna lick her hairy belly :3

Lel. I always thought it was about flamencos (the birds)

They're good lads.

he wasnt talking to you, boi.

Kek, when i was younger I thought the same.

Hi, i am from brazil , and i like brazil, bye :)

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We first need to build a very long bridge to connect the lands.

Highway from Rio to Antwerpen o__0
if only that was possible

Europe literally cant stop destroying itself

>Implying Brazil's membership wont make the EU into the number 1 global superpower
also, stop using proxies Messi

>ywn live enough to see such marvelous engineering feat

200 million.

What the fuck, I'd accept them. They speak a european language and they'd probably be more relevant than cyprus which is in the eu despite being in asia.

Patatoniggers don't have a say in this

Surely you can't be serious.

*white suicide

why not?
FUCKING ARGIES STOP USING PROXIES AND GTFO

Lets make a deal, we swap Brazil for Poland. No refunds.

Poland would be great, based as fuck and they gave us dybala

>we swap Brazil for Poland
>Poland would be great
DEAL
hf dealing with KUUUUUURWWAAAAAAAAA

>Brazilian women will seduce european men to marry them so they can live there, for they're international whores.
Well, see, that wouldn't happen. Since if a country is in the EU the people from there can live and work in any other EU country for however long they want to.

that pic seems pretty accurate

desu I don't know shit about the relations in Latin America, I just repost memes posted by BR anons :/

1. Not in Europe.
2. Too large of a population. Could risk the germans losing their power.

REEEEEEEEEEEE NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR ESPAGNOL OPINION. BRAZIL BELONGS WITH THE EU

>relations in Latin America
Its very simple, we hate each other. The only difference is the different degrees of hate. Some of us hate some a bit more than others.

>Its very simple, we hate each other
Nice maymay.

You're either a brazilian immigrant or a proxyfag, your opinion on European affairs is invalided both ways my man.

nah m8, born in Antwerp

Why so obsessed with Brazil then?

because Brazil is the country of the future

and you think attitude towards brazilians would be different?

pic, one of ur countrymen was successful in brainwashing me with his kuruminha memes in previous threads. And thus I got stuck with a fetish for BR women ; __ ;

and of course also this, we could use Brazil to build a powerful alliance against the USA/China

Dude, I live in the most populated state and I've never seen an indian.

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It depends on what kind of Brazilians you're talking about.
Rich Brazilians (the ones that usually go live abroad) are nice and polite, Poor Brazilians (the ones that don't but sometimes go) are definetly not good.
We have serious problems with class division here, you can't judge the whole country and one single thing, it's more complex than that.

>you can't judge the whole country and one single thing,
as*

I also live in SP I have see tons of natives especially in northern coastside

I sure hope not. Them disguised socialists can go fuck themselves with their collectivism.

Number one most important reason:
>brazil is not in europe

So it can't happen.

Vatican would probably be the most pleased as catholics would start seeping in europe again desu

México and Panamá are friends!

girl here. when me and my friends were backpacking in South America, we became friends with some poor Brazilians (one of them had an iphone 4 the others had samungs) and they were pretty cool.

they just approached us when we were at the copacabana beach, they asked us if we wanted to play with their beach ball they were smiling, funny and hot and then we went out partying with them.

my chubby, basic bitch friend, who doesn't even have a proper bag, ended up fucking the hottest one. i didn't get the chance to try any of them out, since my friend started to make out with "my" guy, but since she rarely gets any attention from hot guys, i'm just happy for her

going for the fat ugly one is a common game during brazilian's chad mating season
they display their manhood in front of the pack by engaging sex with a deplorable female just to demonstrate their power of invoking cockpower to perfurate any living being

We even share a border so why not

Are you that autistic jew from Antwerp that used to post here?

Brazil wanna switch? you go to Poland we take over Brazil

and ? lol

What the fuck are you talking about?

Dude thinks that we're full of Indians like his picture, but the truth is that we're full of cars and stress.

>iphone 4 the others had samungs)
Also, this is not poor here. I mean favelados. People who are REALLY poor and have no chance of education.

A good SoI choice for a federalized EU desu

the indians are in the reserved territory duh

Brasil can never join us

Walloons will take over Flanders(soon)

HONHONHONHONHONHONHON

Don't be mistaken, those are cariocas, rest of the country is made of utter shit people no matter their class.

Underrated post.

fucking europeans always going for trash i literally cant understand this

>everyone is bad except for me xdd