Is this encouraged in American schools?
>Visit a foreign nation
>Go out looking for ladyboy hookers
>Desperately need piss
>Drunkenly ask petrol station attendant to allow you to use their toilet
>Get in fight with petrol station attendants, trash the place
>Make up story to cops
>Tell the made up story to the world's media
>Get busted when the lie unravels
Just why?
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Because other countries and their peoples are literal filth and need to be treated as such.
I for one applaud his actions.
why do yuropoors assume that one person represents an entire country? especially a country that could fit their country inside of it 50 times over.
PEE
its grim down south
Because they're dumb and have an obsession with everything United States related.
Is Lochte going to a Hue jail?
worst tourists tierlist
1. chinese (ignorant, don't care for rules)
2. american (loud, obnoxious, can only speak one language)
3. russian (drunk, loud)
worst neutral countries
1. Switzerland
2. None
3. None
Hopefully. We don't want that sore looser back here.
good comeback john
The athletes will quite literally be told by their coaches/sponsors/bosses "you're representing your country here folks, don't do something stupid".
>worst tourists
Kek, work in manhattan for a day and tell me that yuro's aren't as equally clueless and annoying. Tourists in general suck desu m8
Because without the US, Brazil (and the rest of the world) would literally be stuck in the 20th century. Also, we're just better than you.
Wew lad you so russian, but american huh..
its nice that you only know one neutral country tyrone
good original list, queer
I hope so
Somebody explain what happened from the beginning please? Haven't followed the story at all.
APOLOG
the average american, of which provides a nice example, is probably the worst average citizen of any country in the world
>The Urinal States of Ameripee
That country was a big mistake I think we can all agree.
so did they fuck a tranny or what
yeah but that's just wishful thinking. with the amount of people we send i'm surprised something stupid didn't happen even sooner.
>bongs lecturing others on how to behave abroad
Pretty accurate.
Why did you only post the photo of the video?
Post the WebM damnit
it's POO IN THE BIN not PEE ON THE FLOOR, you idiots.
(JK, I always flush the toilet paper)
i've heard brits are also pretty obnoxious tourists
>comparing gap year students fucking about in Ibiza to professional athletes representing their nation at the most high profile sporting event on the planet.
A lot of whataboutery from the yanks in this thread.
I hope so. All that talent there, it'd be a waste not to.
>amerifat starts shit on media claiming he was robbbed, his taxi was pulled over on the road and gun pointed to his head by a cop
>police starts to investigate to find which cop did that
>turns out they stopped at a gas station and trashed the washroom and the security there was about to call the cops and have they pay for the damage, they paid and went off
>no cops
>no robbery
>only piss on the wall
>america STILL unable to distinguish between vile behaviour and banter
ooh look the goalpost shifting has already begun. classic britain
Why did they made such a crazy story
Just say you got lost or something is he a legit retard
I dunno, why do you and other americans assume one salty brit represents an entire continent? ;^)
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Grease is like their Las Vegas
try to watch a youtube video of an interview with him. he truly is a retard
So the guy told me I couldn't use his bathroom and I was like "whatever"
The amount of steroid-addicted niggers on withdrawal you send, you mean.
Why did he lie if he paid for the damage?
>tfw when you're a man at night and a man in the morning
>doopin
I thought this was just a meme
Wow, this is literally the worst thing i've ever seen
see
it's because we get like one vacation a decade and let loose like no other nation on earth
because these kinds of threads are made by all different yuropoor flags. it's pretty sad what flags have done to this board.
THICC
Do most Americans not ever go abroad?
You seem like an insular people. A lot of cool places to go on holiday in the contiguous United States I guess.
This. English are the biggest pieces of shit when it comes to travelling, it's not even a debate.
Basically what you said. And for the people who do leave the country, a majority go to sterilized all-inclusive resorts
reminder that these are considered highly educated amerifats
No surprise the average ameridoops shit their pants and don't even bother changing them before going to walmart (their culture center)
>it's pretty sad what flags have done to this board
That we can agree on.
>athletes
>highly educated
nope
mostly annoying and rich fat asses
or self hating hippies
only about 1.5% of US college students study abroad, which is one of the best opportunities to understand other cultures by immersion
Replace Russian with Brits.
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the best athletes in the world/country were born with a competitive attitude and genes to make them physically superior. their physical prowess is on display in these sports, not mental - especially one as straight forward as racing. they train hard, but can be dumb as rocks outside of their sport.
Americans are scum of the earth
don't talk about yourself like that, little buddy.
>yet another "cry about americans" thread
ahahahahahahaha what a bunch of obsessed pathetic little men you are
The fucking hell is that hahaha yanks
>looser
You're as dumb as Lochte
>Dale dale dale dale dale dale
>the madman retweeted this
The audacity of this nigger.
vid sauce?
>lochte going with the "lalalala I can't hear you" approach
what a hero and role model for the children
>leave the americans to me
>leave the jews to me
>leave your enemies to me
kek I see burgers are getting better at self-deprecation
why do brits dress like such faggots when they go on holiday?
>country that could fit their country inside of it 50 times over
So you admit you are fat
we don't know how to dress for the sun
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To fit in
daaaang
Fit in with the natives
>has to post british sources because american media is owned by the fast food companies
#savage
THICC
Americans are dumb, nothing new
In the US you just find and alleyway when you're drunk and have to piss.
just like in india, two pees in a pod
IDK Y I DID IT OK? PLEEEEEEAAAAASE FORGIVE MEEEEEEEE
And we are the uncivilized. It's a night in jail plus a fine to pee in public here.
nice
Why do britfags claim they are the best at soccer because they invented the game then lose to
>A FUCKING DENTIST
1. Chinks
2. Yanks
3. Brits in Spain
>especially a country that could fit their country inside of it 50 times over.
American Education at its finest
good teamwork there
>ameridoops
Those dudes he was with look like the type of guys whod get drunk in the 1st hour and spend the rest of the night doing stupid shit.
Locthe is basically the Rob Gronkowski of swimming without the personality.
>it's pretty sad what flags have done to this board.
Couldn't agree more, m8
Just an excuse to bantz. Lrn2/sp/
Wow you're right it's only 40 times over instead of 50, man you really showed him!
And your country that keeps getting left off maps is a bit bigger than bongland, so good job I guess
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I've told a German chick in Turkey that she reminds me of a Russian. She almost hit me.
>the UK is all of Europe
kek the state of your education