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Searched, didn't see a thread. Women's 10m platform final in 30 bings

My waifu Parratto is going for gold

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any cuties?

Tonia Couch

Ingrid de Oliveira is one of the divers from the sex scandal

honorary /dive/ member reporting

sex scandal? pics?
did she qualify for the finals cant see her on the list

more like tonia crotch ;)

You're right, she didn't make the cut. He on the lookout for Tonia Couch, Paola Espinosa, Jessica Parratto and Meaghan Benfeito

alright will do m8

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/16/brazilian-diver-falls-out-with-team-mate-by-bringing-canoeist-ba/

So long as China don't win, I'll be happy.

They will

Hoping we medal here

\o/

>Aus in the final

Nice

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How we doing in comparison to china lads?

Any chance for 2nd place?

Did we/china choke any medals?

>tfw just woke up

Are big splashes good or bad?

Where does diving rank on the comfy chart?

Jack Laugher came 2nd the other day despite being shit up until the finals.

>tfw no Leon Taylor for commentary

It's just about to start lad

We're actually doing decently, won 2 medals today. One in sailing, one in the triathlon. I think China might have messed up a few Badminton ones

Still 2 golds ahead, lad.

Big splashes are bad. Diving is pretty much about how smoothly you can enter the water

We're two ahead but China need to choke in the diving events in order for it to stay that way.

That judge looked comfy af

Based Helen

What is she listening to lads?

I swear Wu looks less Asian every year.

youtube.com/watch?v=Kp9WoX_8sbs

>American

Probably Drake or something equally shitty

MEXICO NUMBER ONE

YOU CAN DO IT

>Twitching Widow

W..where is everyone
Its started

Is there another thread this one is dead

I-im here!

Hello I am here for the bunda

It's not looking good for us Brits so far

I made one later, only two posts though (but mine aren't usually dead teehee)

All the scores seem to be very close so far.

I'm trying to find it online. My tv switched from a replay of the prelims to fucking synchronized swimming

Just watching Emmerdale first 2bh

China hasn't jumped yet.

the qualification was so fun. Like half of the divers received 200 or less points

Will Wu fuck up yet again? Will she continue to look more and more white every year? How many more Koreans can we get to play golf for us?

anyone got a link to a vod of the diving prelims?

Wait a sec strayas

How the fuck did this girl turn white?

Do you think the north korean athletes take part in the orgies?
>you will never fug a nk qt

Why some brits are so assravaged?
Every fucking time China competes there will be some random brit whining and moaning all over the place.
Just enjoy the fucking Olympics and be proud that this is the best UK performance outside of London.

? La Liga isn't on tonight

ass ass ass

Only with their caretaker bodyguards

>Australian coach for USA

Absolutely cucked

no u

ok Slavoj

kek

anyone know why they need to shower?

did the north korean qt qualify?

Chlorine.

Your athletes arnt even white you little worm

Remove the chlorine

fanservice

>Standings after round 1

Cause it's cold when they get out, gotta keep dem muscles warm. Also

Gold medal butthurt champs

merzbow featuring boris

MEXICO FIRST AGAIN

>Isaac Newton in charge of gravity

pool is cold, keeps them warm, stops them getting tight

also this

ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND

Banana woman

is there 5 or 6 rounds for womens please respond

Isn't 10 meter pretty high up? Don't think I've dived above 3 meters.

I believe in you Paola

Our slags have been nothing but disappointing these olympics

>sticking up for the american

absolutely c u c k e d

>Handstand

Wew lads

brit tease

wew

I bet she's patrician, so Drive Like Jehu or Unwound

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LEAF
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It's generally the highest diving board in a pool. I jumped like 8 meters from a cliff and that was scary as fuck.

They don't even look good tbhonest mate

Actual lol, well done

You still haven't killed yourself, what's stopping you lad?

GO CANADA!

BEAT UK

JUST FUCK MY GOLDRUSH UP

Alright I think I'm getting the hang of this
The bigger the splash the lower the score

anyone get a webm of tonia under the water? She practialyl pulled her leotard off

I'm always scared they're going to hit their heads on the platform

to be fair i would watch a diving event where the biggest splash would be judged

DAMN FILION

America would win

The USA would win every time

fug

>Remember she has hair

Fuck is wrong with him?

Hello where are de sogger players :DDDD

>head within centimetres of the platform

How do they not hit it

I once dove from the highest diving board (no idea high up it actually was, but had to at least be 6+ metres) just to 'conquer my fear' or whatever; my diving pose lasted for about half a second before my body kept on spinning and I landed flat on my back on the water. My whole back turned tomato-red, shit hurt

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>Australia dives upside down
Pottery