Searched, didn't see a thread. Women's 10m platform final in 30 bings
My waifu Parratto is going for gold
Searched, didn't see a thread. Women's 10m platform final in 30 bings
My waifu Parratto is going for gold
any cuties?
Tonia Couch
Ingrid de Oliveira is one of the divers from the sex scandal
honorary /dive/ member reporting
sex scandal? pics?
did she qualify for the finals cant see her on the list
more like tonia crotch ;)
You're right, she didn't make the cut. He on the lookout for Tonia Couch, Paola Espinosa, Jessica Parratto and Meaghan Benfeito
alright will do m8
So long as China don't win, I'll be happy.
They will
Hoping we medal here
\o/
>Aus in the final
Nice
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How we doing in comparison to china lads?
Any chance for 2nd place?
Did we/china choke any medals?
>tfw just woke up
Are big splashes good or bad?
Where does diving rank on the comfy chart?
Jack Laugher came 2nd the other day despite being shit up until the finals.
>tfw no Leon Taylor for commentary
It's just about to start lad
We're actually doing decently, won 2 medals today. One in sailing, one in the triathlon. I think China might have messed up a few Badminton ones
Still 2 golds ahead, lad.
Big splashes are bad. Diving is pretty much about how smoothly you can enter the water
We're two ahead but China need to choke in the diving events in order for it to stay that way.
That judge looked comfy af
Based Helen
What is she listening to lads?
I swear Wu looks less Asian every year.
>American
Probably Drake or something equally shitty
MEXICO NUMBER ONE
YOU CAN DO IT
>Twitching Widow
W..where is everyone
Its started
Is there another thread this one is dead
I-im here!
Hello I am here for the bunda
It's not looking good for us Brits so far
I made one later, only two posts though (but mine aren't usually dead teehee)
All the scores seem to be very close so far.
I'm trying to find it online. My tv switched from a replay of the prelims to fucking synchronized swimming
Just watching Emmerdale first 2bh
China hasn't jumped yet.
the qualification was so fun. Like half of the divers received 200 or less points
Will Wu fuck up yet again? Will she continue to look more and more white every year? How many more Koreans can we get to play golf for us?
anyone got a link to a vod of the diving prelims?
Wait a sec strayas
How the fuck did this girl turn white?
Do you think the north korean athletes take part in the orgies?
>you will never fug a nk qt
Why some brits are so assravaged?
Every fucking time China competes there will be some random brit whining and moaning all over the place.
Just enjoy the fucking Olympics and be proud that this is the best UK performance outside of London.
? La Liga isn't on tonight
ass ass ass
Only with their caretaker bodyguards
>Australian coach for USA
Absolutely cucked
no u
ok Slavoj
kek
anyone know why they need to shower?
did the north korean qt qualify?
Chlorine.
Your athletes arnt even white you little worm
Remove the chlorine
fanservice
>Standings after round 1
Cause it's cold when they get out, gotta keep dem muscles warm. Also
Gold medal butthurt champs
merzbow featuring boris
MEXICO FIRST AGAIN
>Isaac Newton in charge of gravity
pool is cold, keeps them warm, stops them getting tight
also this
ENGERLAND ENGERLAND ENGERLAND
Banana woman
is there 5 or 6 rounds for womens please respond
Isn't 10 meter pretty high up? Don't think I've dived above 3 meters.
I believe in you Paola
Our slags have been nothing but disappointing these olympics
>sticking up for the american
absolutely c u c k e d
>Handstand
Wew lads
brit tease
wew
I bet she's patrician, so Drive Like Jehu or Unwound
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LEAF
E
A
F
It's generally the highest diving board in a pool. I jumped like 8 meters from a cliff and that was scary as fuck.
They don't even look good tbhonest mate
Actual lol, well done
You still haven't killed yourself, what's stopping you lad?
GO CANADA!
BEAT UK
JUST FUCK MY GOLDRUSH UP
Alright I think I'm getting the hang of this
The bigger the splash the lower the score
anyone get a webm of tonia under the water? She practialyl pulled her leotard off
I'm always scared they're going to hit their heads on the platform
to be fair i would watch a diving event where the biggest splash would be judged
DAMN FILION
America would win
The USA would win every time
fug
>Remember she has hair
Fuck is wrong with him?
Hello where are de sogger players :DDDD
>head within centimetres of the platform
How do they not hit it
I once dove from the highest diving board (no idea high up it actually was, but had to at least be 6+ metres) just to 'conquer my fear' or whatever; my diving pose lasted for about half a second before my body kept on spinning and I landed flat on my back on the water. My whole back turned tomato-red, shit hurt
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>Australia dives upside down
Pottery