/brit/

I Am the Program(me) edition

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cant wait to kill leftsharts

>tfw way to smart to align myself on any "spectrum" of sorts

plymouth is actually an alright place

>Film photography

alri gramps

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A Yank scored for Rangers today

the real political spectrum is a horseshoe with rorke and rasheed on each end and radical centrism in the radical centre

was it suicide?

I like to think of /brit/ as a nice big friendly circle. We're all standing around happily, possibly even holding hands. One of us will come forward, into the middle of the circle and say something, then take a gentle step backwards. Everyone sees the gentleman step forward and hears him, too, occasionally we even make eye contact but no one pays any mind. With the soft shuffle of his feet backwards, the next man will take his step forward, never quite acknowledging the man before him, and say his own piece. Once again with minimal, but soothing, eye contact, he steps back with no one listening. The cicle continues

Don't @me

>tfw to inteligent to be a leaf or leftist

very ignorant way of looking at things 2bh

i will say that very poor people are mostly either lazy or stupid but there are plenty of middle class people that work harder than a lot of millionaires yet earn far less.

It's how you recognise the difference between a complete idiot and someone who is capable of critical thinking.

lefties are literally suffering PTSD

they cannot handle the gaping incongruity between their online hugboxes and existential reality. leftism is a religion. trump and brexit is ruining the leftist immortality project.

@70511917
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THINGS

>tfw to intelligent to be monolingual

lmfao what do you think happened in Australia?

reading 4+Sup Forums Sup Forums and it's even edgier than here

@70511917 >"I like to think of /brit/ as a nice big friendly circle. We're all standing around happily, possibly even holding hands. One of us will come forward, into the middle of the circle and say something, then take a gentle step backwards. Everyone sees the gentleman step forward and hears him, too, occasionally we even make eye contact but no one pays >any mind. With the soft shuffle of his feet backwards, the next man will take his step forward, never quite acknowledging the man before him, and say his own piece. Once again with minimal, but soothing, eye contact, he steps back with no one listening. The cicle continues"
Don't @me

my ideal aesthetic

Too bad British houses are all tiny cramped and dark

>tfw too intelligent to be anything but a capitalist

Give me your best synthwave brittons

not an argument

Listening to a song released in the year of my birth (1999)

>there are plenty of middle class people that work harder than a lot of millionaires yet earn far less.
they also live outside of their means and take out a mortgage, finance a brand new car(s), and pay for all this other needless crap just to look richer than their neighbors. they're just bad with money

it's obviously more difficult to become rich when you're poor compared to someone who was born into wealth but that's irrelevant

how do i find out if a girl likes me

she's in a relationship but keeps acting all playful with me, touching and being goofy, won't stop texting me either

So yank, why can the wilderness which people used to be able to claim a piece of their own to live in which is how america developed, suddenly be unavailable because the government said so?
I can understand having national parks but there is so much federal and state owned land in America that surely there must still have been land available?

Same thing, still dont think its fair
Although most of Australia is inhospitable desert

Complete the phrase:

OY _____!

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wub wub wub wub wub wyoaaaaaaaaawwwwrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggwogwogwogowogwogowgowogowogow DROP the bass unce unce unce willi willi

pretty common on the continent

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capitalism is the only economic system truly compatible with humans.

we are at our core heartless, greed driven beings and capitalism is the system to best facilitates that need. The profit incentive has been responsible for so many inventions and will be responsible for many more.

Show me ur puzzy luv!

P-P-P-POW!

the holocaust took 12 million lives, half of which were jews

These people deserve all the CTE they get

how do richards decide whether they want to be called dick or rick?

just came like a firehose to some lesbian porn

was feeling a bit cheeky and had a lot of saliva in me gob from the lager so I used it as lube

might open another jar of pasta sauce or another beer now

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Kek'd

reaching unfathomable levels of woke

If they're over 60 they're Dick, gramps

is this what poor people?

found your dinner sauce boy

/deutsch/ is full of Arabs now. /brit/ is still white....right????

PHENOMENAL POST

*uploads a CoD4 360 no-scope montage to YouTube with Fort Minor - Remember The Name as the soundtrack*

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what's the name of those things to get rid of dead skin on your feet? starting yoga on monday and don't want to show my horrific battered feet to qts

a lot of hot arab girls in germany

christ lad, that takes me back

what happened to the CoD youtube scene?

all I see for gaming on there now is just gimps doing Let's Plays

aaah yes, british cuisine

/brit/ is INCLUSIVE and open to ALL nationalities
Racism, classism, ableism, heightism, ageism, homophobia, transphobia, otherkinphobia etc. is NOT welcome

devising a plot to destroy Australia's ecosystem

A shower?

christ... get over it...

they're even more obnoxious than all the african americans that preach muh slavery every day

t. privileged white male

Bender

/brit/ more like /shit/
/white/ more like /shite/

lesbian watersports is most of what I wank to desu

why are israelis the only developed countries allowed to be rorkes?

Pumice stone

>playing quickscope noscopes ("quicky noeys") with your mates
>hardscope kill them all
>they don't realise because they're mashing x to skip the kill cams

toad

/deutsch/ is honestly too autistic to be full of Arabs

literally dead after midnight

FRENCH SPEAKER GENOCIDE WHEN?

ahahahaaha
hohohoohohohoooooo
*coughs violently*
ahahahahaa!!!!

>he will not divide us
>it's forcing lefties and MAGAs to meet at a specific location and "debate"
>it's exposing both the views of MAGA and the lefties to thousands because of the livestream
>it's curing the division between right and left
Shia is a fucking genius

send it over senpai

bit worried the flatmates might have heard me powerwanking for the last 25 minutes and I also spaffed all over my quilt which reeks of cum now

What's the name of that french dude again
I remember his albums and titles had weird names, like hours or something

showers dont get dead skin off you
the fact you think they do suggests you never shower
that's the one, thanks la

there is nothing "Saxon" about Anglo-Canadians mate

Une putain de feuille

why are israeli jews so much better than yank jews?

Kanye West

I wish there was a nice non autistic german general, I'd like to practice my german but /deutsch/ is a such a state

We hate the frogs, you love them

i made fun of the retarded deanos that made cod comps back in the day

they filmed them with cellphones, utter runts

He actually does some cool stuff 2bh

I really think he is just memeing about everything, he's just really deep in the game

DEVILISH

Franck Rivoire

His EPs are all times

doubt they heard you
>not using a pair of pants as a cumrag that you can throw in the wash
STATE

Descartes, Pascal, Bergson, Tocqueville, Montaigne, Rousseau, De Sade, Constant, Proudhon, Alain, Weil, Balzac, Proust, Zola, Gide, Malraux, Foucault, Montaigne, Debord, Lévi-Strauss, Dixsaut, Braudel, Bloch, Gilson, Michelet, Aron...

Why is France so GOAT?

thoughts?

for

god i hate the french and catholics

Shia LaCuck

I ate baked beans all week and now I can't stop farting.

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>used to be an absolute pro with the throwing knife in MW2
>mediocre KDR but would get 4 or 5 ridiculous throwing knife kills every game
>never thought to make a montage

>He drinks smart water

I did this once and they vanished somewhere in my bed, still don't think I've found them

going for a fag and another beer or a coffee now

Saxon genocide NOW!!!

need a bf

think for a lot of lads it was their intro to abnormie/internet culture. Think there are probably a lot of lads who wouldn't be here if it weren't for CoD, be grateful

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No you weren't.

is this the one with the song about the dead kids