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>perfect continents don't exi-

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patagonia seems comfy as fuggg,deshita

South America is a godless land of whoremongery, fags, adulterers, and priest rape boys catholics.

unfortunately portugal brought in niggers and ruined it

If you could nuke half of it just maybe

this also niggerspics

It's a beautiful continent indeed. Its nature is gorgeous. If only it weren't spoiled by niggerspics...

-st*

there, fixed.

Sounds like home

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South America would be GOAT if it were more developed. Is there any hope for at least a single country over there?

Uruguay is pretty good

Your half?

my house is probably bigger than youaregay.
It doesn't count.

South Brazil (is white)

no becasue when one gets better its invaded by hordes of shitty people

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implying he doesn't know auheuaeh

- Uruguay is liberal paradise
- Chile althought it's getting leftish
- Ecuador is doing nice lately
- Argentina if they cure their totalitarian tendence

ABSOLUTELY NO-GO PLACES:

- Venezuela
- Belize
- Guyanas
- Bolivia

>Mostly democratic
>Largest Christian communities in the world
>No signs of mudslime migration
>Second world and economically growing
>Nice languages except for Surinam and Brazil
>The last bastion of Western Civilization (along with the North) after Eurabia
Seriously, remove Brazil and it's fucking perfect.

Most of which live in Brazil, which is now majority Afro-Brazillian for the first time in history.

>I love South Ame-

>france is higher than fucking algeria

>Greenland

California should be added without adding Mexico

The eastern half

that's a nice map

Chile has lower murder rate than murica so, win?

Give us 20 more years (if no commies) and it will be a pretty good place overall.

didnt know brazil has so many mountains

why?

I just fixed everything. Now your right.

That's half a continent.

Are you telling me that you've never seen a picture of Rio for example? Most of our population lives literally in mountain ranges.

Remove the northern half and it's perfect

How to make South America great

>build a waterway in the Rio de la Plata basin, connecting the agriculture and industry of Bolivia, Southern Brazil, Paraguay, Uruguay and Argentina through the port of Buenos Aires
>develop agriculture in the Amazon River basin, helping develop Northern Brazil, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia and Venezuela as a result

The United States become what it is now because they have been blessed by the greatest agricultural region in the world easily connected by a river to the seas. We can make two of these, but first we have to make the greatest waterway in the world and learn to ignore environmentalists.

>removing the place in Brazil where most of our food comes from

>removing too much Chile and Peru
No need.

>removing half Paraguay
WE NEED TO BUY CHINK SHIT

>leaving Espírito Santo
I don't fucking care if they're white, they're still nordestinos for me. To the bottom of the sea with the others.

Daily reminder that real Chile begins in La Serena

>leaving Espírito Santo and Rio de Janeiro behind
>Brazil doesn't have oil anymore

It's a small loss, but at least we don't have those severinos from Bahia's refused favellas "oxentchiando" here anymore.

The oil is under the sea.

Guyana is 10 percent muslim and suriname is 20.

whats wrong with the Guyanas?

A Platinean state would have been a US tier superpower.

It's a pity it was all divided.

No industry. It was basically just a sugar plantation for Europeans. It mostly houses Indians, Africans, Indonesians and Chinese who descend from the slaves/workers

shhh, we don´t want anyone in the neighborhood to know about it.

niggers
poverty
weird language
islam conversion

It's so bad they migrate to Northeastern Brazil. The same Northeast we keep saying here to be worse than Haiti.

suriname seems pretty nice tho

Anything to back up your claim?

wrong America t'bh

cold =/= comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=4c3WCwI3__A
doesnt seem to look any worse than the other south american countries

It is.

yes

You just described the U.S.A. just change catholics with retarded illogical protestants

>this is the vision burgers have of south america
We seriously need to work on our marketing.

It's an unequal continent so it's hard to generalize.

reggaetown looks kinda comfy desu

What explains Suriname and Guyana? How are they so different from the rest of continent?

It's really weird to have a dutch+nog+poo country bordering us when all other countries are filled with spics.

The dutch and british defeated the portugese and natives in a series of wars. Then they set up plantations there. Since they didn't want to do the work they got African slaves. After slavery was abolished they got Indians, Chinese, and Indonesians. That's why they have so many muslims.

Top kek wat

What? I'm not sure if they defeated the Portuguese, it might've been the Spanish. Or maybe just Natives, I don't remember.

>british defeated the portugese
"Portuguese". Use GUE for Romance/Latin/Greek words, GE for Germanic words.

Regardless: Portugal and UK were allied since UK was formed, so they wouldn't fight over colonies. (See for example modern Rhodesia and Zambia, claimed by both but solved peacefully.)

Regarding the Dutch, the conflicts were mainly for what's today Northeastern Brazil, and Portugal won.

just the way I like it

It can still be done.

We need to get rid of Venezuela, though.

No.

Whenever a country gets better than the rest people from central america, peruvian and bolivians invade it, spike up crime rates and poverty, suck everything off and leave the country in ruins.

We had to ban visas from Republica Dominicana because they were coming in hordes and bringing crime with them.

The ONLY reason Uruguay is not full with parasites is because living here is expensive as fuck, same reason a lot of dominicans that came left.

success breeds aids

whats up with dutchies and their south america fetish

Argentina is in it though.

>people from central america
Since when do you get Central American immigrants?

Colombia is pretty cool

>through the port of Buenos Aires

Shitty port, worse than ours,smaller than ours, historically shitter than ours.
It's literally in the same post you dumb beaner.

nobody immigrates to Uruguay.

quite the opposite, Uruguay has relatively high emigration rates.

You won't be saying that when you're in hell.

Come on, Brazilians are bro tier

Ah yes, the """""""""expensive as fuck""""""""" Uruguay