Post your pet. Here is mine

Post your pet. Here is mine.

hmmm
i like hairy men
anyone else loves the feeling of the pube's hair topping their anus?

I got myself a pet american the other day

>tfw either of them might be a woman in russia

Turkey maybe. Russian women are very feminine.

Does he eat a lot?

Which one of you is the top

>hairy
stink and pungent smell, yuck. can't even imagine if nearby them

quite a lot, he gets a little flustered if he doesn't get his burgers but he's a good boy

My pet American is way cuter than your pet American.

is this you?
he is cute :3

Stop stealing our citizens.
This is a gross violation of the Geneva Treaty.

>70517496
>tfw no qt American bf to make love to

>tfw i'm not a pet of an eesti user

No, it's my pet and he's the cutest pet in the world. B-but thanks :^3

You stole the citizens of Europe, I'm just stealing him back.

Are you the effeminate maid boy from /balt/?

you're lucky

What? N-no, that's not me, sorry.

Yeah, but don't worry. You'll get your qt redneck bunny one day, too.

Oh, that's too bad. I haven't seen that guy in a while and I was wondering if he was okay.

Oh, you're worried about him, I think he would like that

What kind of relationship you've had with him?

This threaf is fucking gay

stop being gay

I had an american furry boyfriend from Louisiana, too bad it was an online relationship and we broke :(

This board is gayer than /fit/ though

...

I'm the Estonian's pet, unfortunately she doesn't have a dick. No homo.

Nobody told you Sup Forums is a gay board?

>no dick
>apparently you lack one also
Absolutely disgusting, G-d hates both of you now

Oy vey, goyim

No, that's me.

Na, you're the maid

Can I have moar of this cat?

tfw this is like the only actual pet picture in this thread