Jade Jones

>Jade Jones
>Nicola Adams
>Women's hockey team
>Mo Farah
>Tom Daley

Are Team GB almost guaranteed second?

Pretty much, yeah. China aren't as stronk as people think.

>badminton
>one more diving medal
>still in women's volleyball

That's potentially 4 golds right there.

Better hope you don't choke, Nigel.

>tom daley

Pretty much a meme at this point. He's never been a top tier diver, the British media just like to hype him up.

Check the catalog before making boring threads.

>Celebrating second

I dunno. When we finished second to the Chinese in Beijing we were pretty devastated.

99% of America thinks you finished 1st because you were quick to rank it by total medals rather the actual ranking method.

That's because you're OP as fuck. USA needs a nerf in swimming desu.

Ride this in the next games and we'll talk.

forgot muh pic

here is still individual team jumping two qualified, they start with clean state for final

and GB is favourite for k1-200m canone

and also another boxer

and they might sneak another medal in takewondo
and possibly gold desu

He was hyped because he was so young when he started. Then hyped later because lol faggot.
He'll get bronze again like London I bet.
The 3m diver who got gold and silver this olympics is better.

Per capita

He was hyped because he was world champion when he was 15

She got the gold M80's. Nothings guaranteed but it'll be close as fuck.

>Canadian bikes

all this hubris makes me uneasy

me in the glasses

>The Guardian

Done.

>Successfully defending your Olympic title at 23.
What a legend

>The sporting hero's of Britain are white and heterosexual
>TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!

So the Guardian's nothing but a commie rag. Which London paper SHOULD I be reading?

I hate this country and our media.

I'm unironically moving to the US whenever I have the chance.

The Independent or the Telegraph for me. I like the Telegraph for sports.

Only the FT and Spectator.

Everything else is pleb tier.

The Times isn't too bad

Al long as you're not reading one of the tabloids, you're either getting red pilled or blue pilled (Sometimes both).

The Mirror and Sun are the worst papers in the UK.

>the guardian are 148 million pounds in debt.
>Still don't realise that the reason that brits don't buy their paper is because the objectively hate their country and by extension their potential readership.

Just let the commies die in the vinegary piss of their own impotent rage.

>Al long as you're not reading one of the tabloids

That's a given. Sometimes you'll get papers which hide their tabloid nature by trying to look prim and proper - like the Daily Mail.

The Sun's alright if you take it with a pinch of salt. The thing that annoys me about The Mirror is that they take themselves so seriously.

The Mirror have gone full Commie in the last few years swell.

They've tried to re-brad themselves as the 'intellectual tabloid'.

Expect them to go bust in the next few years.

The Sun is shit.. It 100% shit. The editors don't even know who's side their on.

>Suck Cameron's dick
>Simultaneously print titties
>"Wait, maybe we shouldn't do that anymore?
>"Piss off, that's Britain, m8. We like boobs"
>Boss, it's gonna piss off the libs"
>"Okay get rid of the boobies"
>"No wait, bring them back!"

Middle class Tories are basically confirmed fucking perverts.

yeah, but I can do the crossword during my tea break

So can a 5-year old

fuck you, I've got the reading-level of a ten-year old at least

I bet you haven't even read Roger Red-Hat yet, you pleb

>Europe seething
>Argentinians trying to put on a brave face
>Americucks mad that we are second to them for some reason

Whoever wins. They lose.

looks a bit gay, but I'll give it a go

Well, it's no Billy Blue-Hat

dirty bastards