I'm traveling to Vietnam soon

I'm traveling to Vietnam soon.

What should I expect?

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watch the trees and be careful not to step on a trap.

use spraypaint to check for tripwires

A long war and no support when you come back

rogue motorcycle thieves

t. Got my groceries stolen while there on business

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check your six for charlie

Too soon, have some fucking respect

Gooks in the wire !

Did you do a visa on arrival?

Pooloo-tier streets and environment lmao.

yes, but I got a business visa.

Where did you go to print out the papers and get passport sized photos for the application? Or did you do that before you left

Also, will I get ripped off everywhere?

yeah but there's free UXO all over that shit environment

Yellow people

unexploded mines, boobie traps, rogue guerilla fighters, urban snipers, tigers, 40 celsius weather, malaria

Protip: Vietnamese women are attracted to black men

Have you any proofs? They seem to marry only within their race and with white people over here.

Tinder. Nuff said.

At least as far as hookups and quick fucks go. I'm not sure about marriage

Jamal commenting on an Asian country he's never been to again

Can any of you faggots help me out with visa questions

>Vietnam thread
>it ain't me starts playing

Sex tourists.
Thankfully, it does not reach Thailand or Philippines level.

Nope since most Viets never go abroad and know nothing about it.

In the big cities maybe. I live in the rural and barely see foreigners.

Nice.

child sex slaves

This is where sex tourists got COP'D.

Once the polices find out, you cannot get out with it.

youtube.com/watch?v=30QzJKCUekQ

How do you have internet?
Always wondered how rural 3rd worlders find Sup Forums

45% of Vietnamese population uses Internet. Plus they teach English in schools and i just have to get good at it (most people are very bad at English, through).

I want to try a Vietnamese baguette sandwich, Vietnamese coffee, at a French-inspired Vietnamese cafe.

Then I want to try pho

Then I want to try Vietnamese McDonald's.

Then I want to ride on a motorbike

Then I want to see the HCMC museum thingy

Rate my Vietnam trip goals.

dumb bongposter

there is where everyone goes to buy food and stuff. go there.

>not wanting to fuck vietnamese pussy.

there's no point going to these regions and not fucking locals.

it's like going to thailand and not fucking a ladyboy.

if they are on Sup Forums they must be upperclass

Whatever you expect there, it ain't me...

If i'm in the upperclass then there would be no lowerclass in Vietnam.

Vietnamese are the best women in Asian imho

45 is not a large number
What I'm asking is how did you find the backwash of the internet?
Are you the viet that owns the burger restaurant

parasites in your skin

>Are you the viet that owns the burger restaurant
Nope.

I found this place through some random memes. Never have a Sup Forums phrase.

Agent Orange and napalm.

Are you the Viet that plays type moon VNs in YouTube?

you literally have to be a retard to fall for that tho.

indistinguishable people

6/10 too typical

>It didn't me starts playing.

Mig 21, SU71 and AK 47, Russian spetznaz ofcourse.

god tier women in SEA

I had a boss whose name was Sugi***a who had been around 40 yeas-old and transferred to Hanoi but one day found dead on the bed with breeding from his mouth.
They say he died of hear disease but many of us doubt he killed himself using drug or something.

You can do all that in California

Losing a war against peasants :^)

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