Is this forum serious about chvrches? they're awful and why do the threads always turn into brandon generals?

is this forum serious about chvrches? they're awful and why do the threads always turn into brandon generals?

>Brandon
People are just playing along with the meme.
>is this forum serious about chvrches? Brandon seems to have a lot of issues, like being very caught up in his past.
50%, Some like them, some don't, some just want her to sit on their face.

because Brandon is a faggot who likes to make stealth posts about himself kind of like you're doing now Brandon. kill your fat self

their music inst that great. it's the musical equivalent of starbucks

see like i said this is turning into being about brandon. i get the meme and everything just dont see why he has to be mentioned in every thread

it's nothing to take seriously
usually the threads can be entertaining and funny

>forum
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sage

but why though? still because of the shit with him and 7kt? it's never really been funny just annoying.
this. it's so safe and white that it's almost painful to listen to it's like being in an urban outfitters with out actually fucking being there

Imagine that you're Lauren Mayberry, and you're having Brandon tied up infront of you. You pull off his creasy blue pajamas that obviously came from a cheap Target and start to gently rub the flaccid penis and fondle his balls, all while hes cursing you.

Once his cock involuntarily hardens, you gently peel back the foreskin, and start to gently lick the glans and foreskin while you continue to work the shaft and balls. Pretty soon, pre-cum starts oozing out despite Brandon's protests.

Carefully using the pre-cum as lubricant, you switch to one hoof rubbing the glans and foreskin and the other hoof alternating between his shaft and balls. You can tell Brandon is close to cumming now, he's stopped swearing at you and is trying to hold back his moans and his hips are twitching involuntarily.

Now for the finishing touch, you take your hoof off his erect, twitching cock, put it into your mouth, clamping around it tightly with your lips and start a sucking motion as your long horse tongue wraps around the glans and presses down on it, being careful to keep your teeth away.

With a loud, stifled moan, Brandon arches back, his cock pulsing as the semen rushes out into your waiting mouth. You make sure to fully taste and savor every sweet drop as he collaspes back into the chair, panting with his still erect cock twitching in your mouth.

He probably expects you to stop for the moment now, but why would you? You continue to suck and lick on the cock in your mouth, except with the glans being incredibly sensitive after orgasm, it brings more pain than pleasure. Brandon's protests reach a new height and he struggles again to break free of his bonds as you strive to milk out every last drop of semen from his cock.

>foreskin

brandon is american his parents got that shit cut off

Brandon actually had little to do with it. It was mostly 7kt by him sending the link twitter. Brandon pretty much shoehorned himself into the situation. He was trolling chvrches threads before but started doing it more after that thread. I'll admit the pastas people wrote about him and Lauren did get a laugh out of me.

WHO THE FUCK IS BRANDON
IS IT JUST SOME TRIPFAG WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS

>IS IT JUST SOME TRIPFAG WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON HIS HANDS
You answered your own question.

like i said before everything turns into being about him.

a notorious child molester who has been named numerous times in the pizzagate documents
he tutors young boys with karate as a front to diddle them

alright thanks

lol xd

and no one actually believes that.
if you want serious music discussion you need to go somewhere else Sup Forums is not the place.

>it's so safe and white

kek. the next non-faggot to use "white" as an insult will be the first.

am i wrong though? it's literally suburban grocery store mall core. something to be played at whole foods for aging people in their early 30's desperately trying to feel young again and soccer moms trying to feel "hip"

>aww look at the cute hipster girl!
>I love "the mother we share"
>THE WAIT IS LONG BUT YOU CAN MAKE IT EASY ON ME
>lol, am I cool now kids?

>it's literally suburban grocery store mall core.
after hearing them being played in a tim horton's, i agree.

doesn't she know someone he knows from mopeds or is that someone just fucking with him? i mean she was caught by 7kt for lurking, she knows who he is in someway.

>this forum
>being new in 2017

it's probably someone just messing with him. saying if she did know someone he knows do you think he'd ever be let around her? no.

not like they'd admit it either.

Accurate description

>it's actually 2017
fuck

Yeah they are pretty shit