/brit/

Contract or no, /brit/ will not bow to any sponsor edition

If a girl touches you in a playful way does that definitely mean she likes you?

no more prophesyposting or janny will ban you

I am tormented by bitter regret at never having known the love of a woman lads

tfw no friends
tfw no life
tfw no gf

hello depressionlad

how are you today

Where do I get hugs

really want some pizza

Business idea:
abolish zoning laws

Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.

might do a journey to the East in order to bring back a wealth of gold and spices the likes of which you've never seen.

>depressionlad

are you talking about me or literally every australian poster

>you will never live in a comfy riverside slum
wish i'd never been born

aha alri depressionlad we know its you, did you see the 'ologist yet?

Star Trek>>>Star Wars


Now before you have an autism attack hear me out
Yes Star Wars is excellent and made use of some ground breaking special effects however the themes it's pursues are childish
That's not to say they're bad or wrong or silly just that they're simplistic and lack nuance and depth

Star Trek meanwhile deals with the very nature of human existance itself and explores themes such the meaning of life and what life would be like without emotion, with too much emotion, it explores sexuality from different perspectives, consciousness is discussed and characters are placed in situations that make them question it
There's countless more as well but Star Trek truly goes deep and is far more mature in terms of what it deals with

nah that ain't me babe, psychology is a jewish pseudoscience

it doesn't look like a slum
probably just a riverside town

Stargate > Star Trek > Star Wars

have only seen star wars and am not arsed to sit through countless hours of 60s tv-budget sexless sci-fi bollocks tbqhwy

dominos > pizza hut

prove me wrong

this

thicker crust allows for more toppings

you're missing out then

not being autistic > star trek = star wars

WTF I LOVE THAT PLACE!!!
can you tell me where is it?

Me > you

Prove me wrong

>Kirk beats an omnipotent alien by punching it
>Kirk shags a sexy alien lady
>everyone is xenophobic to Spock for no reason
>Scotty gets drunk and murders a woman
>Alien civil war which Kirk ends by reading the Declaration of Independence

Star Trek is goofy saturday morning tv

at least he's not delivering the wall. trumptards were delusional thinking he'd actually do that

they're both shit

>not being autistic

Written sci-fi is superior to TV and film sci-fi

this
I love sci fi but I feel like I'm wasting my time reading genre fiction

it's like, some cunts only do things because they get paid, you know?

And that's just really sad!

doctor who>star wars>star trek

yeah i went there

>donald trump

lmfao

nah fuck off

doctor who is shit

NEED a british strongwoman gf

>Doctor poo

flag check

hey look everybody it's a time traveling lib from 8 months ago

BUNDA

libs are too dumb to invent time travel lmao

Hello Redd.it

>donald j. trump is the president of the united states

can't make this

he didnt tell me :-(

doctor who is literally for kids

bloody hell bruce

Battlestar Galactica > Deep Space 9 > Stargate SG1 > TNG > Empire Strikes back > TOS > Atlantis > New Hope > Return of the Jedi > SG Universe > Voyager >>> the rest

unsure where to fit in farscape, firefly, and Babylon 5

don't reply

the fire rises

Stargate SG1 > Farscape > Deep Space 9 > Star Trek TNG > Atlantis > Voyager

don't really rate anything else

TNG does not deserve to be nearly that high
and Universe is better than Atlantis

Carausius (died 293) was a military commander of the Roman Empire in the 3rd century. He was a Menapian from Belgic Gaul,[1] who usurped power in 286, during the Carausian Revolt, declaring himself emperor in Britain and northern Gaul (Imperium Britanniarum).

Carausius began to entertain visions of legitimacy and official recognition. Coinage is the main source of information about the rogue emperor; his issues were initially crude but soon became more elaborate.

Carausius appears to have appealed to native British dissatisfaction with Roman rule; he issued coins with legends such as Restitutor Britanniae (Restorer of Britain) and Genius Britanniae (Spirit of Britain). He also used coins for more sophisticated propaganda. He issued the first proper silver coins that had appeared in the Roman Empire for generations, knowing that good quality bullion coinage would enhance his legitimacy and make him look more successful than Diocletian.

Two Carausian medallions, now in the British Museum have also been found. One has RSR in the exergue; the other has INPCDA. Since 1998 these letters have been recognised as representing the sixth and seventh lines of the Fourth Eclogue of Virgil, which reads Redeunt Saturnia Regna, Iam Nova Progenies Caelo Demittitur Alto, meaning 'The Golden Ages are back, now a new generation is let down from Heaven above'.

No other Roman emperor in history ever made such an explicit reference to famous Roman literature. It is quite extraordinary that in a remote province like Britain a rebel emperor should utilise such a method to appeal to his public.

mistake my american friend

Voyager is, to this day, the worst TV sci-fi of all time.

I gave it an honest try but it's just too fucking boring

never seen any of these sci fi shows

he was our hero?

please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste

woah come with me now

reading fiction in general is a massive waste of time unless it's something like Divine Comedy, The Brothers Karamazov, or The 120 Days of Sodom

There's more of course but you get the point

brainlet

always thought nonce was just another word for gay haha

I don't like reading books because I have dyslexia

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>Universe is better than Atlantis
no it isn't
too melodramatic
tried too hard to rip off Galactica which is the best sci-fi series of the 21st century

I have dyslexia too
the kind that makes me bad at differential calculus

>when I'm trying to enjoy a Sunday arvo barbie

not always
the thing about sci-fi is that in many ways it serves the same purpose as traditional fiction does in Europe but out of the American context. giving a field for philosophies which might not otherwise be possible.
obviously though this sort of exceptional stuff is rare.

going to lidls anyone want anything?

galactica is shit

Business idea: stick my penis in the vagina of a consenting non-prostitute woman

first two seasons are exceptional military sci-fi

>?

Fulk III, (970-1040) was an early Count of Anjou celebrated as one of the first great builders of medieval castles. He constructed an estimated 100 of them. Fulk was a natural horseman and a fearsome warrior, with a keen sense of military strategy that saw him get the better of most of his opponents.


Fulk’s bitter enemy was Eudes II of Blois, his neighbor 128 km east along the Loire River, at Tours. The two men traded towns, followers and insults throughout their lives.

While Fulk and Eudes II fought many skirmishes over territory and alliances, their biggest battle occurred in July 1016 at Battle of Pontlevoy. Eudes was marching a large troop of 10,000 men southward toward Fulk’s tower at Montboyau when Fulk and a much smaller group attacked him from behind. Fulk’s men were routed, and retreated, and Eudes, thinking the battle won, went for a swim in the Cher River. Reinforcements arrived to help Fulk, and they returned and slaughtered Eudes' men, who were then at rest.

Fulk also undertook four pilgrimages to Jerusalem, seeking forgiveness for his sins in at least two of the journeys.

moffat's doctor who episodes are brilliant

Thoughts on killing yourself over your horrid opinions?

wish the normies would come back, it gets a bit dead on the weekends now.

Today I learnt new word:Chastity (cage)

I'd hate you but I'm on my tablet

zitto animale

Kill yourself fucking pirates

dumb aussie

what is your opinion on the jew

>The Rapeman is described as a high school student that turns into the alter-ego at night to take revenge on the girls at school that wronged him

love that anime

any jew in particular or just jews in general?

jews are persecuted for no reason

MICKED™

>Germany (too smelly)

test

lovely to love your lovin

>no reason
hmm

*slides into the thread*

any slags?

jews only steal and try to kill your culture.....but no..i don't get why are they are so hated

Sir John Hawkwood (c. 1323–1394) was an English soldier in the 14th century. As his name was claimed to be hard to pronounce by non-English contemporaries, there are many variations of it in the historical record. His legacy has made him a man shrouded in myth and reality in both England and Italy.

Hawkwood began his career in the Hundred Years' War in France under Edward III as a longbowman.[6] It has been argued that he participated in both of Battle of Crécy in 1346 and the Battle of Poitiers in 1356.[7] After Poitiers, he joined the Great Company /White Company, which was an infamous band of mercenaries, with whom he then crossed into Italy in 1361. He became its captain in 1363. Although Hawkwood was knighted, there is no has clear evidence by whom or where. Some sources claim he was knighted by the Black Prince after the Battle of Poitiers.


His troops would rape women, murder peasants, and dismember their enemies. He was known to sack monasteries and holy places. He even harassed the Pope in Avignon, but there is also evidence that he was not completely godless, as he requested a portable altar for Mass while on campaign.

ha ha!

cool it with the antisemitic remarks

alri lads haha on the bottom of the barrel mood wise haha
strongly considering getting a rope somewhere haha but will probably just pussy out and pretend i dont exist until my mood goes up

the 100 years war was a pretty interesting time
just warlords running rampant and dragging thew war on so they wouldn't have to give up their winnings.

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