You are smart, you speak English, you are funny

You are smart, you speak English, you are funny.

Why don't you immigrate (legally) to America?

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I don't shart in the mart, though.

No money sir.

I was thinking about doing an LLM and then coming over to work in law, but the legal industry is crowded and you all work like slaves over there. Even BIGLAW in Canada is 60 hours a week, not 80 or so.

I think I'd only move to america if I wanted to start a company.

>you are smart
>why don't you immigrate to America
Well that question just kind of answered itself.

I will try as soon as I can.
Best states? Thinking Washington

Still trying. Just you wait.

Because I don't like America

Why do you think?

I am who I am. I don't flee from my fate.

Im looking to emmigrate tbqh senpai

Europe is looking a lot more attractive

Because i have nothing offer america.

Proxy off Liam McLeaf

I'd rather stay in my home and native land and fight for an even better homeland.

I don't have enough money

you sure about that?

ta gueule, j'ai pas utilise un proxy

je veux habiter dans ton pays, petite tartelette

Access to free or near free subsided master degree programs and internship placements means access to a degree without crippling debt etc

Europe also has more vacation time. Most americans work more than they should. Time off to enjoy family must be nice

Because I can barely get a job here, let alone in America. I literally work part time at my mother's business, only scoring the job due to nepotism, and my web dev skills are still pleb tier.

If America accepted me, then I'd happily move. You don't realize how tough it is to get a green card.

Thanks but no.

Nah hmno. Don't go there. Plenty of beautiful places to visit with nice people.

Maybe one day I will. But first I wanna immigrate to Australia.

STOP COMING HERE

Most of those posting under the US flag on Sup Forums, are self-hating whites and millennial progressives of the following type:

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Where they can be found, they should be killed, mutilated or sexually assaulted.

i like the sexually assaulted part

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I won't go until I am offered a job in the animation/video game industry in America, and I would look for a company in LA, where most of them are, and the climate is the best. What a shame about the liberal disease of California, though.

I can't just move to the US without a job in my field of work, I'd get depressed and kill myself.

Only professional black crybabies are racist nowadays.

Trump wouldn't like me there and I certainly prefer Canada

Trump certainly does speak the mind of most Americans

That's a kind of dream, but I need to get my degree first.

That's why he lost the popular vote.

Because he banned my country from entering

I was planning on taking a trip all over the east coast this year, all the way into the national park of Acadia.
But now I just feel fear for US, I honestly think that if a take a step into the wrong town I'll get lynched by an angry redneck mob or being put into jail because i spoke a word in Spanish.
Among americans never relax.

I don't want to move to that hell hole and lose m soul and identity.

same America is the best country tb.h

Because it wouldn't make my life better by any considerable margin. Only the rich have better lives in the US. In fact I'd argue that the US are spiraling down the shitter quicker than we are.

Spread the word to the rest of your kind

It would be a downgrade from where I live

How long does it take for most Americans to pay their student loans? And what happens when you just ignore the debt?

WE DID IT DUDES!!!!!!!

THE FUCKERS ARE SCARED TO COME HERE NOW! TRUMP IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE PRESIDENT OF ALL TIME, NOT EVEN A MONTH IN OFFICE

And it just took a week. Imagine America in one year.

I will die because I won't get healthcare because of """"""""pre-existing conditions""""""""""

what the fuck are you talking about? we eat burgers here, not souls and identities.

Nah, it's slowly been going down the drain for decades. Reaganomics may have given a short economic boost but it split the wealth inequality to irrecoverable levels, and it's only increasing. And inequality is what tears societies apart.

>implying I want to

Your gun culture scares me desu
I'd rather migrate to Western Europe or Australia

I mean you become American. You lose all your original traits. The thought of my daughter or son becoming some American Stacy or Chad consumer drone is terrible.

Also on a practical level I'm not eligible for a number of years to come because the American immigration policy has no concept for the education levels and educational quality of other countries, and simply demands you to have a four years academic degree if you want to apply for a workplace in the US, anything less and you'll have to compensate with tons of years of work experience. If I'm lucky (!) my three and a half years engineering apprenticeship translates translates to an American two years associate's degree even though someone with such a degree wouldn't have half my knowledge.

And fuck marrying an American women. They're all batshit insane.

It's my family's wishes desu.

I'm smart and funny, I won't fit.

FUCK OFF
WERE FULL

I hate the country and i'm mentally, financially and in every conceivable way better off here.

I the patriot of this refrigerator.

They get all your stuff and you go to jail if it's not enough

its true that if you emigrate to usa and get citizenship are you at home? you will always be treated as an american?
in west europe you can get passport but you will always be treated as an emigrant
btw if its true better country to emigrate is usa

Are you fucking kidding me?

I didnt leave your sinking zionist ship for nothing.

USA is finishing like USSR.


good job opening the gates to all the bolshevik communist shit of the world

not only did yous fuck yourselves but us as well.

H1B will be abolished

You know what ? I'd really want to. I even have a step brother living in San Diego.
I think i want to go to the USA mainly because i don't want to see my country getting slowly invaded by your """culture""" and fall into irrelevancy.
Also in your country people don't hate themselves and love their country (maybe a bit too much).

Too scared of becoming unemployed in a foreign country, i do not want to become a burden without contributing.

in france is really bad?
is safe to walk by night in cities like lyon / paris?

Because living in the US actually sucks donkey balls as a middle class person if you aren't already rich or have some crazy academic career.

I actually want my kids go to college one day, you know.

Because America is cucked.

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