Favourite album

yeah but what's your favourite album

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A three-way toss up between the time I used a pry bar to beat up a dude who groped my gf/stole her lsd, the time I introduced my best friend to DXM (he got addicted and had to be out of school for a while), and when I slept with my other best friend's ex gf.

female matters-sensitive poltard

Phew, I knew this bird that used to work in am abattoir , we worked on the roads together for awhile
She was a nice girl actually

woah dude they must have all felt pretty... Hurt

>when i was about 8 i was obsessed with animals and i wanted to be ranger who saved animals from poachers
>this one guy was wearing black corduroys and in an autistic fit of rage i figured that wearing black corduroys made you a poacher
>so me and my friends chased him down calling him a poacher
>ended up smashing his head against the fucking pavement

what the fuck was i thinking.

Grew up in Texas. There was this guy who was a total asshole to pretty much everyone and he drove this massive lifted truck to compensate for his woman's voice and manlet status. Some friends and I pissed in the gas tank of his truck and cost him several thousand dollars.

It was pretty disappointing. I think I was being too expectant of some huge emotional impact and it didn't live up.

The murder, not the album.