USOC apologizes to people of Brazil for swimmers’ conduct

>The United States Olympic Committee apologized Thursday night to its Olympic hosts and the people of Brazil for the “distracting ordeal” caused by four of its swimmers, who made up a lie about being robbed at gunpoint while in Rio.

>Scott Blackmun, the USOC’s chief executive officer, said in a statement late Thursday that the swimmers “committed an act of vandalism” in a gas station restroom. The lie about a robbery that involved a stopped taxicab and assailants posing as police officers – told publicly by swimmer Ryan Lochte to an NBC reporter on Sunday – began what eventually blossomed into an international incident.

>“On behalf of the United States Olympic Committee, we apologize to our hosts in Rio and the people of Brazil for this distracting ordeal in the midst of what should rightly be a celebration of excellence,” Blackmun said.
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Memes are real, they actually apologized.

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This is the first time I see the US apologizing to another country. I didn't know Brazil was this powerful.

Yet another glaring example of how white people are everything wrong with this world and not the blacks

>irl APOLOGISE

>I didn't know Brazil was this powerfu

>AMERICANS

And all because his pathetic mom was living vicariously through him and had to scream to the media the lie he told her to cover up what he actually did
We can at least take solace that that bloodline is ending since he's been rendered sterile by Brazil's water

>US apologizes to Big Strong Brazilians
>Based alisson and bruno win gold

what a day

>US apologizing to another country.
This is actually true, lmao.

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Brazil needs to apologize for imprisoning victims of a crime

ryan lochte is 32 years old and lied to his mom about getting too drunk and pissing in a gas station. if he had been fucking ladyboys it would've been excusable to spare his mother from that but come the fuck on he let her make a fool out of their entire family cause he couldn't own up to having a few too many and getting out of line.

>we apologize for distracting you from the trainwreck known as the Rio 2016 Olympic games
lol

We still haven't even apologized to Japan.

This is momumental

You need to apologize for these remarks. I'll grab you personally and throw you out of the plane if need be.

>Takes more then 60 years to apologize to Japan for dropping the bombs.
>Takes less then 24 hours to apologize to Brazil for sending two naughty swimmers.

Really makes you think.

Reminder that the USOC has no formal association with the US government.

Why would the US need to apologize to japan?

their shenanigans led to the creation of anime

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We apologize to irrelevant countries all of the time when they go on little power trip tantrums. I'm pretty sure our embassy reps tell the people to just do it and get out.

Waaag! We caught your sailors near our waters! Apologize or we kill them!
>We're sorry Iran
Waaag! We've got your swimmers who embarrassed us. Apologize or they go to Brazilian prison!
>We're sorry Brasil

>I'll grab you personally and throw you out of the plane if need be.

CIA?

For not making MacArthur president

futa anime and loli artist getting into more ""accidents"" the more closer we are to 2020

Brazil didn't ask for apologies though

MacArthur was shit

Anime and microdicks

>MacArthur president
>we are all suddenly inside a Kubrick movie.

>of the hundreds of murders and robberies the past two weeks, we exposed the one that was made up!
>hooray for us!!

Jesus, Mary and Joseph. How stupid are you? Do you think they just released their passports and let them leave after grabbing them off of an airplane out of their overwhelming benevolence? Was it just a magical coincidence that this immediately followed them "confessing" and "apologizing"?

>tfw Brazil is that cool kid in school that throws the best parties
>everyone starts hating you if you mess with the cool kid

>Brazil is that cool kid
said no one ever

>brazil is that hot tranny everyone wants to fuck

Brazil has proved themselves with this Olympics

I will never make fun of you guys again

>hot tranny
that title will always belong to based Thailand

Kek

Japs got what was coming for them tbqh.

their bundas are too small

This. Olympics have been fun and the Brazilian posters in here have brought some top tier banter to the table

Brazilian diaspora pls go

>tfw USorries aren't strong anymore

This must have been what it was like to watch Rome to fall from its degeneracy.

Second-best ally.

Third-best ally.

You don't get to bring any friends either.

>No evidence of vandalism
>Literally a video of a police officer telling them to get on the ground and taking all their money
>Everyone believes Brazilian news
Why do retards believe the most recent news they've heard

#SwimmerLivesMatter

Listen you fucking monkey we have video of a police officer literally taking their money

ryan lochte is the archetype of the retarded american chad, I hope he gets his ass raped in brazilian prison

No need to piss, oops, get pissy, burger. That's not civilized. Apologize or I'll boo you.

>Footage from the video shows Lochte and the swimmers sitting on the curb with their hands in the air

and this is AFTER it was edited to remove evidence of a firearm being pulled on them

clearly innocent

Classy

Is it possible for this piece of shit to be brought up on proper charges and given a bit of jail time down there? Would do a bit of good all around.