Is he actually a retard?

Is he actually a retard?

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nah he's just like 80 IQ

he's a bad concussion away from being a complete potato though

If he was retarded how could he amass this shoe collection? Get a clue, mate

His sister's even dumber. I didn't think it was possible.

I don't even give a shit he's fucking hilarious

Yes. If you see an interview with him, the dude is legit developmentally disabled.

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you're as retard as him.

I was fully indifferent towards him but after this whole fiasco I can't help but like him. If you can rustle the jimmies of an entire nation, that's downright impressive.

hes lucky hes extremely handsome and talented at swimming

Nice spelling you ESL numbnut

kek

shoefags BTFO

they should test him, he might be dumb enough to compete in the special olympics

Jeah

Retarded enough to trick the entire country of Brazil long enough for him to fly away.

Obviously

underrated

>handsome

no homo but is he really all that handsome?
Looks pretty avg tbvh

kek BTFO

Maybe, but he still got to smash this and you didn't

u kidding? hes a 11/10

not at all. he lied and fleed immediately. he didnt trick anyone.
>be robbed in brazil
>still have your wallet and cellphone
this is the stupiest story ive ever heard

if he was a retard he'd still be in brazil.

JEAH

i thought he was a complete douche 4 years ago

the brazilians somehow made him a sympathetic figure

lost it at 2:45

>bragging about fucking a cancer patient

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he could steal your girlfriend in less than 2 seconds

Honestly he might legit be. Hes an oldfuck that thinks he's still 16 or something. No wonder people on social media were fooled into thinking he was just a young fella.

Jesuschrist, how embarrasing. He has the tipical spacing out and slow speech that characterize potheads and people who has suffered multiple concussions.

Look at his douche face

>am I out there looking for the one? no, I am

His retardation is hilarious

And young children

2:52 this retard gets stumped by the reporter's question, listen closely and you can hear him say "...what?"

my girlfriend isn't a drunken idiot so no he wouldn't

nope, just a dipshit who uses steroids to win at sports

And yet the hues believed him

Thinks his whore girls friend could resist Ryan "Can't lock me up" Lochte .

What are you saying? That outside of a reality TV show with cameras and drunk girls and free drinks women find him attractive?

Or that my girlfriend couldn't resist rape by a grown man?

>Getting BTFO by Kenya

Go back to hibernation for, LEAF.

> making fun of a handicapped person
Not cool :(

Collecting sneakers has to be the most pathetically nouveau riche thing ever.

>I'm not just an Olympian, I'm also a Chad
Heh.

>collecting ching chong made sneakers
>dem bizarre colours

this is fucking stupid.

Seems like the kind of American that would regularly post on Sup Forums 2bh

Ryan "Dumb as a rock and loves the cock" Locht

Ryan ''I only wanted to pee, but now I have to flee'' Lochte

Australians really have lost their bantz ever since they fell off the medal table

somebody tell me what he did

did he just let it fly and piss on the bathroom floor in that gas station?

did the owner walk in on him and his bros just pissing on the floors and stuff?

Pretty much
He basically sold his soul to be a good swimmer
Pretty much like the episode of spongebob where he becomes a five star restaurant chef/waiter, some coach much have told him
"Forget everything Ryan, except swimming and breathing"
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Ryan "Urine odours and no survivors" Lochte

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what did this man do?

>mfw he's 31

> go party with some lads
> get ultra drunk
> make out with some ladyboys
> enter taxi
> "dude pull over that gas station, I need to take a leak"
> you are so drunk you piss on the floor instead
> wreck the gas station
> cops see the scene and tell you to calm down and stop it
> FUCK OFF I'M AN AMERICAN CITIZEN YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
> cop pulls out gun
> ohshit.png.tar.gz
> in the end you get a fine
> the next morning, call mom and tell her those Brazilian meanies threatened you with a gun ;_;

To sum up, he did what Americans use to do with their foreign policy. Go to some place nobody asked you to, wreck it, piss on it, and blame the locals for the mess.

what, does he look young to you or something?

>The Anchor's laugh at 2:19

And, HOLY FUCK the other one was thirsty as fuck.

>the watersports joke

Meme magic strikes again

>collecting mass-produced plastic glued together by children in a sweaty bangladeshi factory

why