/rug/ - Weekend General

RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP
>Sat 19 Aug
22:05 New Zealand v Australia, ANZ Stadium, Sydney

>Sun 20 Aug
3:05 RSA v Argentina, Mbombela Stadium, Nelspruit

MITRE 10 CUP
>Fri 18 Aug
19:35 Northland v Manawatu

>Sat 19 Aug
2:35 BOP v Taranaki
5:35 Hawkes Bay v Wellington
19:35 Canterbury v Auckland

>Sun 20 Aug
2:35 Southland v Otago
4:35 Tasman v Waikato

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Reminder that >we didnt win gold in the mens or womens sevens

good lad

I'm here to watch your sport.

Literally forgot this was on Tbh

>meme rugby
>memey bill memeiams
>gordon titchimemes
>liam memessam

Reminder """we""" were never favourites for either but hopeful """we""" would do well
Thanks lad, you going to watch the Mitre 10 or just the international games?

Anyone going to stay up for Deathmarch?

Can I see your medals?
time?

thinking about it desu

it'll probably 404 by morning

11pm lad, gonna switch between that and the /cric/ from SA.

Last one went 404 at around 10. Euro and an Aussie kept it up

Died at 7am mate, had to go to the archive for my morning /rug/ fix.

>22:05 New Zealand v Australia, ANZ Stadium, Sydney
Haven't looked forward to a game like this since the WC debacle. Fardy out, kicking options in, line out shafted, better scrum, centres, AB to score by countering everything.

Within one score.

Boks by 18.

>the kbar whittakers blocks arent even out yet
got a bit gutted at the supermarket lads

Ahh true. I checked when I got up and didn't check again till about 10 so figured it was around then

A Thursday /rug/ thread was never going to survive the Lochtce shitstorm.

Possibly. I'll be back from the movies about then. I'll be awake and alert at 11pm for a change.

Go the Taniwha anyway.

Has anyone seen a more autistic poster on /spee/ than this lone american? It's been an impressively spaz week from him

>eating meme blocks

one true goat right here

Wrong.

That's pretty good My second fav
My fav is white chocolate Macadamia
Just has a really nice texture and I like the taste
3rd would be the black forest or w/e that one is

gotta try the meme blocks lad

Objectively incorrect.

Only going to try the dark chocolate one the others don't sound nearly as nice of a mix

I tried the L&P one and threw it away

Superbru where?

Meant for

i liked the regular macadamia more.

Its a shame they got rid of them both though. I swear there was at least 10 bucks worth of macadamias in each block

Good question.

Jeff lad, set one up?

>He didn't get an invite

going shops

you lads want anything or nowt?

>L&P chocolate

You cunts are fucking disgusting. You should be eating vegemite chocolate like normal people.

Rubber gloves cheers

1 gf please and thank you

Some plastic wrap and a small tub of peanut butter thanks

toothpaste and a can of lager lad

Some minging Kiwi chocolate. See above.

Yea mate grab us some cheese and some marmite? Gonna make some mousetraps.

6 pack of purex double rolls. Im about to drop the kids off at swimming lessons

How do I convince my winter chew toy to lose some pounds and maybe look at getting her teeth done lads?

Start using the word gunt around her.

buy her a full length mirror

Manawatu looking strong as usual lads.

> Mitre10
jesus. The name of this competition changes so often I didn't even realise this was ITM/ANZ until yesterday. common guise, wtf. We are a simple people.

that said... very much looking forward to how that opening game will go. no doubt about the result though.

And Northland pre-season were a disaster. +30?

I still call it NPC

They're usually pretty shit tbf

>tfw you made the /cric/ twitter for the first time

just call it provincial rugby

>/cric/
>in winter
Get out

damn straight.

When was it the Heartland Championship? Or was that second division?

Manuwatu falling apart

/not watching
but 19-17 at half, back from 0-17? coach will have some words. Turbo bench is good though.

More like Manuwapoo amirite!

Player went into the bin and then they forgot how to defend

>you will never be an eighteen year old massey undergrad going to turbo games with a bucket on your head ever again

JDIMSA

so are they using the new meme ruck rules?

There's also the added bonus of never having to live in Palmy again though.

looking good turbos

Palmy wasn't too bad, certainly better than where I live now (auckland)

If you picked the Turbos you don't know jack shit about provincial rugger.

easy enough to say with 5 mins on the clock
How about you tell us what will happen in the next 3 games.

>(you)

naki
fairweather
crushederbury

meant for

noted.
on the bright side, all us dumb shits got points.

just to be clear i wasnt the same guy i just wanted to make epic picks

Do you miss me yet?

Didn't watch it last time, excited for the memes this year 3bh

>we played bad so we could be fresh for knockout games
>get BTFO in knockout games anyway
>(you)

stop posting absolute shit!
SCORES! NOW! NECKS OUT!

Australia 18-16 New Zealand

South Africa 38 - Argentina 12.

legit question, when will you finally kill yourself?

*16-14

>Australia 18-16 New Zealand
what did he mean by this?

Literally no idea

NZ 29
Aus 16

SA 22
Arg 18

Hook line and sinker

When you lose your virginity

My insurance company is literally giving me a courtesy car because I can't open the boot of my car. I don't even know what to think.
How's your friday lads? Think i might be in love with Jade Jones and Katie Ledecky Tbh lads.

Elaine Thompson and the mixed GB qt are my Olympicfus

>jungle fever

>Ledecky

christ m8, get some standards

>tfw no nina gf

Kanae Yugi is my waifu, Olympics or not

>19 years old
>looks close to 40
Nothing wrong with her lad.

>Thanks for taking me out to Mother's Day brunch user

DAVE RENNIE TO COACH GLASGOW FROM 2017

scottishrugby.org/news/16/08/19/scottish-rugby-signs-chiefs-coach-dave-rennie-new-head-coach-glasgow-warriors

who /deathmarch/ here lads

not bothered with the first couple of hours, will wait for the memetastic final stretch

When does it start?
>that brazil temperature and humidity

been on for half an hour already

Sleep 2bh highlights of the death March are enough for me. Want to get among that modern pentathlon though

Impressive

Glasgow confirmed back2back

Maria is best waifu

back2back cuckings against connacht maybe

You and us both m8.
Fuck the 7s.

We need a punished Imhoff pic.

hang in there /rug/