YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU CUcKED YOUR RIVAL COUNTRY

YOU'RE ONLY ALLOWED TO POST IN THIS THREAD IF YOU CUcKED YOUR RIVAL COUNTRY

NOT SO FAST GREAT BRITAIN

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France is our rival though

But our rival country is Germany...

Had this saved. Don't know why but may as well post it.

Literally a waste of 69KB. Delete it.

on it

make up your mind lads

well we did beat croatia in basketball but they'll end up with few more golds and more medals in general

if >we manage to beat them in waterpolo final, it'll be k

it's also outdated

pretty sure we're beating france

How is South Africa even that bad. I thought they would be one of the dominating nations?

They also have a shitload of athletes.

Lmaoing @ ur "life" Canada

When you're the centre of the universe, you can have more than one rival. That's just how it goes m8

>Netherlands
beat
>Austria
beat
>France
beat

>tfw your rivals are your greatest allies

We beat all the latin american nations and spanish and portugal but meh, it's like a drunkard beating homeless people.

You forgot 2, OP

Our rivals are Germany and France.

My ideal end to this Olympics would be us in second place on the medal table with more golds than France and Germany combined.

I need this to happen for shitposting purposes.

This.

We never consider the danes as our rival in sport.

We have Finland in track and field+hockey and Norway in skiing. Danes are irrelevant in sport. Enjoy your fluke.

>Danes are irrelevant in sport
>OP literally proves that we're superior to the caliphate of Swedistan

We beat Andorra

ahah fuck you Andorra

We'll win gold in women football and some more at the track events. Enjoy it while it last.

We literally cucked everyone. Even our bros.

So what does it mean when you cuck everyone?

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>Danmark bäst i Norden
BOW DOWN

we beat liechtenstein
>mfw

It means you should move to the moon and fucking stay there.

>Women's football

PEE

>USA are our rivals

Its a one way rivalry, most of us couldn't even name more than 2 US states. They might as well not exist

Someone is mad that they don't have freedom. Or gold medals.

We're ahead of all our rivals

The U.S. isn't a rival, more a rebellious edgy son that eventually grew up and became successful but still holds some resentment towards us deep down

>Denmark are our rival
Easy now. Don't stick your dick in the pig just yet. We only care in football.

The other sports it's Finland or Norway.

why am i so attracted to danish girls

Are Austrians our rivals? I'm not even sure.
Sometimes neutrality is no fun.

You have a beastiality fetish.

Kek'd and checked.

At least we're cucking a little Germany in number of medals this time but we have only 8 gold

But putting a white athlete on the podium of a track 200m is worth at least 5 gold medals

do >we even have a rival?

Relevancy.

Polar Bears.

>half of Russia banned
>China: 3rd

...

Mooses

>caring about summer olympics
what are you doing??

yes but only in the winter olympics

one moose, many moose

not meese or mooses

Thanks moose master

moosen
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not is isn't you melt

They literally are though. If there's one country we always want to beat in Football, it's Germany.

And that's how you know.

>China can't even beat the UK despite using underage athletes
>Russia cucked themselves by getting caught doping

Our rivals are shit

But France is our rival

>Getting your British cultural information from Bild

Please stop posting. Nobody gives two shits about Germany in anything except the economy

Why are denmark and sweden flag so similar? What's the history there?

They copied us

Denmark used to rule Sweden and Norway.

cucked into oblivion desu

KEKED ALL RIVALS REPORTING IN

germany is high up just because of our 2-0 tally with the world wars, as well as their god knows what tally with football
but without a doubt our biggest rival has always been france, fuck those guys

We don't really consider them a competition because they don't really pose a threat.

Brazil is getting 7-1'd at their own olympics, that's the only thing that matters, really.

Topkek

germany is doing pretty well aginst their rivals desu

>Nobody gives two shits about Germany in anything except the economy

That's no better than the football situation matey. Germany's economy is vastly superior to ours in all respects.

We cannot cuck anybody in any sport except football. We barely one one medal and 99% of Portuguese cannot even name the athlete that did it. Yet I'm posting in your stupid thread OP. What you gonna do, you half frozen nordic penguin? Nothing. That's right, nothing. I guess you are the cuckest of the cucks. Asshole.

B-be kind k-kaaskop.

also

>mfw below best korea

can't wait to get the last gold medal in clippety clop

We will take 3 gold today danskjävel

>one one
won one

Literallly BTFO of the rest of the EU

There are no penguins in the Northern Hemisphere.
Please come up with a different insult.

Who's Protugal's rival anyway ?
The Spanish ?

Morocco.

Morocco.

under-rated

Morocco.

Messi.

Austrailia is our sporting rival mainly due to how they used to make fun of us due to them finishing above us at athens, sydney and atlanta. (funnyisntit.jpg)

Plus we got the cricket and rugby thing going on with them.

we CUcking them hard lads.

I am aware of that but there is no typically danish animal. Also, I have massive hangover and I'm not capable of more than basic, illogical insults.

we are so shitty at anything but football that nobody even cares about us

France isn't a rival, they're our sworn enemy.

We eclipsed France centuries ago though.

>caring about the real Olympics
Yeah I wonder why

In what exactly?

reebok classics la

In everything except terrorist attacks

Actually Denmark has the most medals in Europe per capita :^)

Everything.

>total medals per capita
gold medals per capita is the only relevant statistic

hehehe

>Brazilia
that's the name of our capital, silly

Britanistanis actually believe this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're country stopped being relevant to us in 1871.

Funny it'seems the same date you started being irrelevant to anyone

Where are you on the medal table again?

S-shut up ! We're going to get the 2024 Olympics and cheat our way to the top too !

But seriously Great Britain is really impressive this year, and we are had a bad start. I'd you beat China I'll forgive you

we don't have any rivals. We own the world.

Unless you count Israel. I guess they own us.

get cucked canada

t. no one because nobody cares about Canada