Taekwonfu will never deliver a roundhouse kick to my balls

>taekwonfu will never deliver a roundhouse kick to my balls

Why even live?

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>This is a 10/10 in Islamistan

>Jade Jones is an 11/10 in the Unified People's Liberation Front of Clap

she looks young enough to get you lochted up.

Why is cock and ball torture such a huge fetish in Britain?

quite cute

Literally worse than Ledecky

You're not going to be able to meme this one into being attractive Sup Forums

It's called a mom dollyo yop chagi m8

really makes u think

ledicky is even younger and looks 40 m8

Yeah but she isn't a womanlet

>womanlet

t. kissless virgin

Looks better with her hair to be honest with you family.

>swn tie you up and double team you with laura trott and seduce you with sweet english accents

jdimsa

>Sweet English accents

You haven't heard Jade Jones speak, have you? She makes Trott sound elegant.

>Ugly face
>Ugly voice
Does she at least have endearing autism or social awkwardness?

m8 most english birds sounds better than the typical aussie broad

Australian girls always sound really cute to me. Then again, I only have Neighbours as reference.

>Girls with anything other than an educated American accent

There is no bigger turn off

Neighbours isn't a good reference desu m8. It's like me basing a typical British accent off Doc Martin.

>American """accents"""

You all the sound the same, m8.

Dude, she's fine. I wood so much

Jade Jones is Welsh.

>english accents
Jade Jones is Welsh m8

>English
She's Welsh

My mistake lads. Welsh accents are still pretty qt tbph

To be fair, she doesn't sound Welsh at all. When I heard her speak last night I thought she was English.

Thats because she's probably scwelsh.
Unless you grow up on a farm you don't get the accent

She lives in Flint, it's like 5 miles from England and east of Offa's dyke

>This is a 10 in America

>tfw no sweaty teen Jade

>samefagging this hard

Relax ahmed. It's only bantz

You have never been on a night out in southern England, the stereotype about chavvy women is so real it hurts.

Is England really taking about the attractiveness of another country's women? Fucking Lol

bit obsessed

You can shitpost all you want, the fact of the matter is Ladecky looks like she's 45 and ready to retire

Yup. Brits are a pesky bunch

I was careful to say 'most', I agree that some English women don't sound nice when they talk, they sound like Vicki Pollard or whatever. But on the whole, most English women sound quite pleasant when they talk. On another note, go nightclubbing in Eastern Sydney and you'll discover what the stereotype of the bogan drunkard Aussie shiela is all about. Many Aussie girls don't exactly have perfect elocution.

>tfw you will never have a cheeky spar with her
>"haha go easy on me, Jade"
>"no chance"
>kicks you in the head
>you will never regain consciousness and see her sat on top of you
>"are you ok, user? I got carried away"

Why even live?

>You have never been on a night out

Neither have most British Sup Forums posters desu lad

>You will never get a slight whiff of Jade's smelly feet as she decks you with a sweet roundhouse to the face

Truly I am in hell.

I heard taekwondo girls are a bit crazy

>she will never get you on the ground and choke you out between her thighs while the rest of Team GB's female athletes watch and giggle
>you will never pass into unconsciousness as she pats you on the head and says "good boy"

>The city of Sup Forums's standards

life is cruel

>the city-state of American banter

>Jade will never roundhouse kick you in the chest to make you drop to your knees
>Laura will never tag herself in and say "I'll finish him" before choking you out with her sweaty thighs

JUST END IT NOW

How long before we start getting semi-erotic fanfiction about Jade?

Who else is at the tipping point right now?

Laura Trott fanfics still best
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Why is it that we make the erotic fanfiction?

w-wot

Right here my man

Watching all these fit olympic birds is making me feel things, lads. They are on a whole other level compared to the slop I see at work and on the train.

She looks at the very least 17-18ish
>The FREEDOM of americans

She was 19 in that pic, that's her medal from London.

She's 23 now.

>You will never catch her unawares by tickling her
>She will never collapse to the floor in a heap of giggles
>In a desperate attempt to stop it she hits out at you
>You will never go down and wake up to her concerned face just inches from yours

Bet you she gets wet when tickled.

Watching the repeat now on BBC. It was really close at the end since it was 8-7 and then Jade just flies in and kicks the Spanish girl in the chest before kicking her in the head twice in the space of like 10 seconds, great stuff.

>that part where she jumps into her coach's arms and wraps her legs around his waist

HHHHNNNNNNNG

>jumps into her coach's arms and wraps her legs around his waist

NEED WEBM OF THIS NOW

Haven't got it I'm afraid since I just watched it on TV and don't know how to make webms anyway but here's a picture like 1 second before she wraps her legs around him

I'm so jealous

seconding this

Iktfb, these olympic girls are on a whole new level compare to Hollywood actresses or models.
These girls don't just look good but they are actually FIT.
>mfw those 8 packs on the heptathlon girls

Im sorry but can somebody please explain why a korean didnt get gold in taekwondo?

She looked so sweaty when she won. I'd give my left bollock to have her panties after that.

>implying she wore any of course

This is a joke right? You guys don't seriously think she's attractive do you?

I certainly don't think she's a 10/10 or anything but she is cute.

all those steriods wear you down

and they're all hyped up and horny and fucking each other and we'll never see it

As someone from the same area as her, she's above average for North Wales but she's nothing special

What is sex with Jade Jones like?

Terrifying and very hot. If you don't make her cum she will beat you up.

Some pictures she looks pretty hot in, other ones not near as much

>tfw no gf that could accidentally kill you in a play fight

>just heard her speak on the news

waifu status revoked

>Listening to Brits about women

At least now you won't make this mistake in the future

I think it's cute when qt patooties have really common sounding accents, it gives them character.

OI M8 SIT STILL WHILE I KICK U IN THE KNACKERS

seems like a typical semi qt british girl who is no model but is fun and charming and probably good in bed which makes her better than cold germans and scandis

If that chalkboard-scratching dialect is common then I never want to go to Britain

Not hers though, it's fucking awful. Gives Jade Jones one of those lilting Valley accents and she'd be improved immeasurably

You misunderstand. The phrase "common" doesn't necessarily mean it is the common dialect.

You can be a normal working class person without a "common" accent. Calling somebody common is like an insult. You say it to people who don't put any effort into their speech

>God, you sound so common
>What you mean luv?
>Go away

We don't want you here anyway you fat cunt

mate shes welsh but it's pretty qt too

>TROTT
>SWEET ENGLISH ACCENT

She's from Essex

why is life so unfair

literally want to die now, cheers

>

>she'll never clean and jerk me

Funnily enough I read an article about a survey about the most watched types of porn in different countries and it was Bondage in Britain. As an amusing sidenote it was cuckold porn in america.

ITT americans who are butthurt that brits have better looking girls than americans

Have you seen some of the absolute munters that are posted in the Olympic waifu threads? Get the fuck outta here.

I find it hard to believe fetish stuff is the most watched in any country
am I really to believe that a large percentage of the population are into bdsm?