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ahh yes arguing about takeaways on the internet on a sunday afternoon

this is what our grandparents fought for

>kebab places that do proper chippy chips
Holy Grail if you can find one of these lads

Chinese food > Indian food

Chinese people > Indian people

Still a virgin at 28

my grandparents lived in communist russia

why do chippy pickled onions taste better than supermarket pickled onions

>kebab places
stopped reading there. stop giving money to mudslimes.

>when a runt says he prefers chinese

>tfw missed out on teenage sex

i'm 24, is it weird for me to shag a 16 or 17 year old? i know it's legal but probably frowned upon

me and lads

Since 2010 USA has allowed in around 400,000 refugees of which approx 100,000 are Muslim. In them 6 years the number of US citizens who have been killed in terror attacks carried out by refugees = ZERO.

In that same period the number of USA citizens shot dead is around 100,000 (average 15,000 per year) but who does the US ban to "protect its citizens"??

wings an dat

>hows your sex life edition

about the same as my social life

the Indian whip

>oh yes hello Rasheed, delivery please
>yes I'll have the spicy red one today - oh actually I'll have the quite spicy brown one.. no the quite spicy one... brown yeah - okay thank you, bye!

>this cheap greasy slop is better than that cheap greasy slop

ah yes, the tasteless working classes. impressive.

>you forget to send your weekly tribute of a freshly slaughtered goat to the Sultan
>he sends his sharia police to smash up your stall in the bazaar and throw acid into the face of your most beautiful wife

#JustLondonThings

got one of those stiff willies

how do i get rid of it

Rorke. The one by me is run by white brits

if you couldn't shag 16/17 year olds when you were 16/17 you probably aren't going to shag them now

>eating takeaway food
don't do this

learn how to cook for yourself and make it yourself at home

Northern England is the international hub of Pakistani culture

(age/2)+7

>aaah yes, hello mr Huang, i'd like the oily MSG riddled one tonight please

doubt it

British tower

Good post

Anyone else have a few reddit type autist friends who think they're 'smart but lazy'?

You're so smart you're working a shit job, living with your parents and couldn't finish uni.

I think you're underestimating my laziness

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Stop saying 'ahhh yes' you fucking mungbeans.

nothing wrong with MSG. its a flavour enhancer, just like regular salt.

honestly when you order takeaway does the thought of disgusting pakis hands having been all over your food not put you off?

it's a 99% chance that they haven't washed them

I boil my own super noodles thank you very much.

>nothing wrong with MSG

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smart but lazy describes 4channers.

redditors work hard irl even if they never have high powered jobs and all their social life revolves around discussing what they read on TIL

lolmao

To those fleeing persecution, terror & war, Canadians will welcome you, regardless of your faith. Diversity is our strength #WelcomeToCanada

I smell a tory

>getting treated as a Lord simply because I am Norwegian
Aah yes

Pretty pedestrian

Nut too quickly, have sex ~14 times a month

ahhh yes maymay contrarians

BUT DA CHEMICALS

that plus the terrible quality of the ingredients used. and the filthy kitchen its cooked in.

>you visit your mother in the hospital after she was publicly flogged by the sharia police when her hijab came off in the breeze
>on your way home, the sharia police pull you over for a random inspection and smell the alcohol rub on your hands from when you entered your mother's ward
>you are summarily behaded at the side of the road

#JustLondonThings

yes, there is not anything wrong with it. read a fucking book

yeah I am definitely smart but lazy

if I applied myself I could be a rocket scientist

I agree, the point is that they're all the same too.

Did you mistype London for 'the North'?

how can you say that Indian food isn't diverse? they have red curry, brown curry, yellow curry, green curry and also onion bhajis

wish i was lee rigby (dead)

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the last terror incident that took place in the north was the IRA bombing of manchester

Old classmate of mine had a kid at 19 with a man older than her father. She was ugly and perhaps a little disturbed mentally, but it happened.
go for it if an opportunity presents itself

fucking hell sydney hahaha

northern pakis are integrated

>mfw Londoners did literally nothing as an innocent hard-working bloke was brutally beheaded in front of them

fell backwards down the stairs from the very top while drunk last night
must've punched a wall at some point too because my knuckles are swollen, i think they're broken

223 names lol
youtube.com/watch?v=R9HMHpSUcws

>integrated
No they're not

They're segregated into their own communities and fucking hate the British

>Obama bombs the middle east to all hell, killing innocents and creating the environment for a rise in terrorism

>lol no one cares

>Trump wants to protect the American people from these negative effects

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF RACIST

really activates your almonds

>you borrow your third wife's brother 100 London dinars after he loses his job on the promise that he pays you back when he's on his feet
>after getting a new job, he gratefully pays you back 120 dinars
>The Sultan's Revenue and Customs finds out and summarily beheads you on suspicion of usury

#JustLondonThings

>They're segregated into their own communities and fucking hate the British
not really

rorkist

>Drive Food Reviews
me

lol

In america they would have been shot in seconds

there is literally nothing wrong with race mixing
they only get more attractive

That's disgusting desu

funny how whenever this happens hoards of liberals come out to protest

it's like they don't have jobs or something

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>Stormageddon
me

I bet you think weed smokers are all losers

what will their baby look like tho????

All of the 7/7 bombers were from the North

Can we get these in a facebook style image with smiling muslims and fancy text?

have a stroll through bradford, rotheram and aylesbury and see how integrated they are.

a nigger

edgy

ah yes another north vs london debate
thrilling

All of the 7/7 bombers were from the North

The North has areas that are 97-100% Muslim

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>on Sup Forums
>Thread about the Holocaust
>"They're such liars, it isn't 6 million it's more like 1.5-4 million"

Hmmm yes truly the worlds foremost intellects

tiger woods

>aylesbury
that's not in the north

the other two are designated paki ghettos, but outside of them they're fine and perfectly integrated

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>this gutter-pleb banging on about Indian food being shit

lmao, keep eating those 'chinese' chicken balls you fucking runt.

but user, i am a weed smoker
i was stoned when it happened

reddit

Could be on an important business trip.

jermaine lindsay was jamaican

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bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-38786182

Reminder Obama's drones eradicated IS but trump and Putin still need to discuss it as a problem because they have literally nothing else in common

>Lindsay was born in Jamaica; after moving to Britain at age five, he lived in Dalton, West Yorkshire

Northerner

it's more like 70,000

he's the one taking the photo idiot.

Southern skin colour and culture

>Your train is cancelled after the tube station is bombed
>"Typical Monday" you think, mildly peeved, as you whistle for a camel taxi
>The Sharia Police hear you and assume you're whistling at two burka-clad women walking by
>You are summarily beheaded for attempted adultery

#JustLondonThings

Haven't lost my virginity and I'll be 21 in a fortnight.