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There are no yellow cards in life edition.
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/bet/ was a mistake sub edition

I'm here buddy.

Fuck so fucking DAC.
>Multiple dangerous attacks
>0 goals
>1 dangerous attack
>1 goal
PMSL

baka.com.au/victoria/judge-sympathises-with-childrens-court-guard-who-had-sex-with-worldly-14yearold-20160819-gqwl8y.html

the meme is spreading, liddos

How the fuck was /bet/ alive during the pre-season and now is dead. Like wtf... where are the tripfags?
If there is even a microscopic sign of life I need your thoughts on Valendam - Telstar. Valendam might bring us money today.

What game?

Kangaroo slags, I'm guessing. Rball was surreal.

So, /bet/, I guess this year my aunt and uncle though it would be “funny” to drag in a big burlap sack full of animal shit, and write my name on it, and dress it up like me “Thats you” they said in front of my Entire. loving. Family. Everyone started pissing onto the sack and laughing at the burlap sack as well, and I didnt even ask for any of this (asked for Xbox Kinect!!! )

>Tell trip fags to fuck off
>They fuck off

tipstertube.com/post/86268

think this is the worst bet ive ever laid eyes on

>both teams averaging 2.54 goals so only 2 % yield at best
>away team only scored 18 goals in 31, 2nd last on table so BTTS probably wont come through
>2.00 odds

/bet/ is one of the most trip accepting generals on Sup Forums. The only person who's been told to fuck off is Liebermann and that was only for the betterment of /bet/

after this loss i stopped betting, and it seems /bet/s dwindling as well.

FUCK LECSTER
I AM THE /BET/ I AM THE BOOKIE

Come on Toras...

Do you have mental issues?

>(you)

>didn't get the reference

Bet aborted due to unforeseen circumstances :^)

FRAUD

Odd man, this.

So fraudulent

cant wait for you to pick some random game later and be like 'this was the bet'

Am I the LEAST fraudulent tipster?

>people wanting a bet
You need to wait for THE bet

yeah from Toras not you

Night lads.

What should I drop half my roll on and wake up happy with?

PMSL, no one respects the Euan fraud nowadays :^)

Toras hasn't tipped yet

>Still at least another 2 hours until Toras tips

kill me

Is the user that doesnt pay council tax here?

Nah, too sick and need sleep right now. I'll just keep it safe for a little longer.

Will I have any problems with an account on mcbookie if it is in the same name as a limited account on betvictor?

tipstertube.com/post/86268

shoot me

oh my god what the fuck

he just posted fixtures from 4 years ago. what a pseudo

Just got home from a tinder bang in the park lids, what are the bets?

Should I?

Can use same name/address but think you need a different email/username/password

is man utd a sure win?

verdbrefastofan
Hello Hello, as you might know we've locked our account and made it paid. We charge 15€ for our service each month , which is easily recouped in our tips. We are removing those who haven't paid now, let us know if you have any questions or want to join again. Payment info is in our bio. Best Regards, Verdbrefastofan.

wasn't aware it was possible to lose so much money that the memory overflow would cause me to get 2.147 billion dollars

the shrewd mug bet for the EPL is

southampton to score--ONLY if wayne pooney is playing

Need Ameribets to redpill me on Domino's Italian style crust desu.
cheers x

but i want to sleep

for this reason im happy with 1.5 odds is man utd win a bet?

I'm small on Gagauziya -1

yes 1.5 are great odds, especially against the team with the best youth system in england. sure thing Haha!

Have never had it personally, but willing to bet it would give you the Hershey squirts for a few days

yeah im avoiding it. I was considering it due to wanayamamamam and mane among other players being sold.

followed. thanks m8

Also hearing rumours that Juve wants a smed on Rahmatgonj MFS

just had matt 'le tiss' dial in, he said theres a guy who is 'maybe slightly better technically than myself though hes got the lungs of park ji sung' in his own words. with this inside info, i've decided to stake money on man u. i said 'sure thing' and he hung up on me. hes obviously upset

Will report back in a couple of hours
Just a soccerway tier bet, got good mutuals

>he doesn't order a pizza from the local joint
Done it all wrong m8

Is that 'pizza' in America?

v v concerned for your health

is three lungs park a meme?

a respectable player imo

'no'
It's ok m8, I only weigh 81.6 kg

park and kante are great because they let you play passive defending without being punished by leaking in goals.

miss the SAF era epl tbqh

indifferent about this new era

Odd jumper, this.

>Followed by 150

What the fuck.

That's my old roommate from the Netherlands who's wearing it

>A team has 3 corners in first half
>"tips" RT5 A team

How is this guy profitable???

who?

Nikolapejic

youtu.be/ajYfXt-76TQ?t=65

which /tipster/ is most like this?

TorasAngel will probably tip Lappee or maybe NoPS/overs

>tfw /bet/ will never return to its glory days
;_;

>need_6_inter_turku_goals_like_air.jpg

>tfw was playing low stake poker while UCD was on.
Only got on for 3/4 goals and -1.5 for the second half with tiny stakes

I was wageslaving lid and wasn't able to get on at all. Now I know what it feels like to be Dutch.

COME ON TORAS ANFGENHGELEQWHL!!

Wtf is this

All I need is a Toras tip, a Toras tip tonight.
All I need is a Toras tip, to make me feel alright.

Would gladly supply the Dutch with accounts desu

>No Gagauziya goal
>no toras tip
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz why even wake up from my nap

SHAKING

is rball a giant meme or can you scrape 10% yielf with rball inplays

See inplay2g

What is THE safe bet for the Betfair in-play offer?

only just noticed this

Juventus SW

Going gaga for Gagauziya

>Liverpool that high to beat burnley

Didn't see this either

Is it alright to lay the same choice on the Betfair exchange or should I use a different exchange?

this Kurt tip is looking horrific.

what was it?

Viktoria slags +2.25.
Probably value in the first half handicap for MKT now, judging by the rball

That's pretty awesome. Take control of your life. The best bets are the ones where you control the outcome.

on desu

Holy shit that guy must have twelve clones of himself doing all that shit at the same time.

NoPS are the bet :)

on massive

ON

pls tip on TT if you're serious so we can trust you

>365 only

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

There is a better bet coming up actually.

>Tip4The365
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

cashed out absolutely SURREAL sums

>Euan

>it's another "Euan tips the opposite of his bet" edition

>You

>implying he's not just a shite tipster