ITT: We debate on which artists would win in a fight

ITT: We debate on which artists would win in a fight.
>Each one is in his/her prime physically
>It is an unarmed fist fight
>To the death

First one, Tiny Tim vs. Weird Al

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well tiny tim was tiny

He was actually a humongous mongoloid type.
BUT I'm leaning more towards Weird Al on winning this first one, just based on the level of sheer rage he must have pent up.

Exactly. Tiny Tim was freakishly huge, but I think he was too gentle a soul to succeed in the arena.

For kicks and giggles, here's an older Tiny Tim singing Stairway to Heaven: youtube.com/watch?v=kQylt3TVFrI

Ought to check out Tiny Tim doing 'Earth Angel' my dude!
About to work another match up real quick.

Alright senpai!
Next match up is Jesus Christ (GG) Allin Vs. Lemmy Kilmister

Lemmy

lenny. hell be fine

Not so sure about that one guys.
GG Allin did a lot of hard time

lemmy