Death March Thread #2

Can't Finiz the Diniz

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>walkers having casual banter while racing

This seems comfy af tbqhwyf

pic unrelated: my waifu

Nothing like inhaling the gases from a motorbike while doing a 50 km run.

nd for WalkGOD

Anyone remember this great game?

Fucking bent knee babbys ruined the game

I prefer the racewalking management sims desu.

Hal was ridiculously fucking OP

Yohan's going for the WR, again !
Absolute madman.
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And YOU get a paddle

this looks the most uncomfortable way to walk, why would anybody _choose_ to do this for 50km?

Its probably absolute suffering aswell

this is infinitely more boring than I had it in memory

give it another 30 minutes to an hour where they start shitting themselves

Why is this thread kinda ded?

I know that bodies will hit the floor only around ~40km but still, where the bantz Sup Forums?

That's my fetish.

Irelander looks like a fucking cancer patient.

Was this his Make-a-Wish dream?

Do they even have this shit in Rio? How are you supposed to racewalk around Rio when you'll get shot and robbed?

Brings back memories though, it was pretty hilarious in 2012 seeing some guy racewalking into the stadium across the finish line

we're all in here, janis

JUST IN

>frenchmandman is world class sommelier, diplomas, awards and shit
>he's basically walking on wine

Imagine getting nailed by the thrown shit sponge

Anyone got a good stream?

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Thread is now reaching its limits. Just like Portugal

Praise him

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Thread music

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once I forced what I thought was a fart and a log of poop fell out of my shorts(luckily I wasn't wearing any undies and was wearing super loose shorts since it was summer

can i see a webm of frog cleaning up then throwing the sponge into the crowd?

This looks incredibly unhealthy.

the marchers strike the ground heel first with a straight leg.

thats how your knees explode.

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE

OH HO

this is a fetish of mine

fuck, this is brilliant.

Sticky this Mods
Please

some user posted something similar last night, thankfully im safe because she's dead now

>shit yourself
>everyone keeps a minute away from you

is this the meta game?

webms

reeeeeeeeee

Would you rather have more shit or more death?

first for kno

That's not very progressive t.bh

LMAO Im fuckin dying

This i actually not the first time he shat himself while running

The last time it happenned he become the European champion and broke the world record

GOLD MEDAL INCOMMING

>germany
>poop fetish
Why am I not surprised

STICKY WHEN?

>41920 ▶
>File: shitpost.jpg (65 KB, 1015x577)
>THE WEAK SPHINCTER OF DENIZ

lmao literally everyone is cheating

FASTEST 5K
PACE IS PICKING UP

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I play a good game But not good as you
I may be a little cheeky But you can be so cruel
I look like a noodle I'm not made of stone
But I hadn't you fooled enough to un-paddle me on

If walking was a war It's you that has won
While I was confessing it You held your tongue
Now the paddling is done

There's blood in these veins And I cry when in pain
I'm only walking on the inside And though looks may deceive
Make it hard to believe I'm only walking
On the boulevard

I thought you'd come through I thought you'd come clean
You were the best thing I should never have seen
Cause you go to extremes You push me too far
Then you keep paddling me you break my heart
Yeah you break my heart

See I bleed and I bruise Oh, but what's it to you
I'm only walking on the boulevard
And though looks may deceive Make it hard to believe
I'm only walking on the boulevard
Well I crash and I occasionally run Maybe some day you'll learn
I'm only walking on the boulevard
I stumble, I fall baby under it all
I'm only walking on the boulevard
On the boulevard

And the damage is done
There's blood in these veins And I cry when in pain
I'm only walking on the boulevard
And though looks may deceive Make it hard to believe
I'm only walking on the boulevard
Well I crash and I occasionally run Maybe some day you'll learn
I'm only walking on the boulevard
I stumble, I fall, baby I do it all
I'm only walking on the boulevard
On the inside On the boulevard

CRAWLING ON MY LEGS

THAT SHIT WILL NOT DRY

how the fuck is this walking

They are walking at 14-16 kph
nothing about that is healthy

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What does kino meme?

uhhhhhhhhhh

SPONGE KINO HAPPEND

It isn't called the shit march, is it?

More death, Heinrich

How much water is required for this race? Would it even be possible if there were a drought? They just pour an entire bottle of themselves as well as drink one every single lap, and then there's the vapour sprayers

walking is a meme
no ones doing it

fuck you

Dont be such a shitter

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the cameramen go all out for this shit

What would it smell like there?

>t*rk

damn

S P O N G E K I N O

>These slow mo shots
pure
kino

t. Otto Heinz

>cant find it on swedish tv
stream please lads

>all that kino

WATER KINO
>WATER KINO
WATER KINO

>0:53
Gape closing
Its happening

>no webms of this sponge kino

For gold and glory.

>inb4 IAAF bans tactical defecation in Tokyo 2020

then we would REALLY get some deaths

>all this slow mo kinography

Based shitto

The human body is 80% water.

Brazil has an overpopulation and poverty problem.

Do the math.

Kino is literally german for cinema.

>dat slow motion water bottles

Pure Kino

>wasn't wearing any undies

dude, what

the favelas wont notice the difference if their drinking water is switched with sewage for a few days to compensate

Gayest event of the Olympics

Iplayer has it, as long as you have proxy.

They seem to have a lot of chafing, would it not make more sense to wear longer, tighter pants like the cyclists?

Imagine stepping in some french guys shit as he pulls away from you

Rob doin us proud

FLAG KINO

my treadmill's max is 16kph, i cannot imagine possibly walking that. and i couldn't even run that for more than a couple of minutes, let alone 3 hours.

who are these shitting skeletons

Frenchman with his shitty sponge

>apply for a job as moto cameraman for the olympics
>you have to stay behind the leader
>he shits himself

its better to just shit yourself to lubricate your legs desu

I'm sorry but I do care about my sperm count.

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The gods of Olympus are looking down on this race lads.

>the kino
>the shits
>the exploding knees
>poortugal

More water will be used over the next four and a half hours than was used in the diving event.

tfw he does it on purpose now

Cheek kino

>Diniz is literally a minute ahead
>He broke a WR after being out of commission for over a year

LE DOPING BAGUETTEMAN

>that austin powers music

AHAHAHA
WHAT