/deathmarch/ a.k.a Men's 50km Race Walk thread

I don't need it edition.

I choose the spongebob thread

nice spongebob meme

really makes you think

How do you become a professional race walker? I want to compete in Tokyo 2020

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redpill me on these sponges, Sup Forums

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holy shit that last thread didnt last 30 bings

MORIOKA
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HE'S OUR LAD

IRISH MAD MAN

is this the perfect trap exercise? look at those hips go

>1/5 way in

they look pretty hot in slowmo

Have they started peeing themselves yet?

DESIGNATED

gospeed

>taking 2 bottles
paddle this madman

>Nip double fisting water bottles in slow-mo
Glorious

SOMEONE STOP THE FROG ALREADY

REEEEEEEEE

Would you volunteer to be a paddler, Sup Forums

Judges are ruthless desu

slowmo water grabs. pure kino

>tfw my 10k pb is 44:19

This walker would have beat me by one second

Do the judges get a hard one when they Paddle

>Only 10km
>Still 40km more

The ref gives no fucks.

wahey

go out side and start racewalking

Anyone died yet? I just got home and gayfl is on

CHINA MISSED HIS WATER

What city are you all from, Sup Forums?

Tampa, FL here

You need the right gear

Holy fuck the frog is so far ahead the race is over

Diniz is literrally a POSTMAN in real life

The madmen are just tossing their bottles in random directions

who /raging turk/ here

I'm not coldblooded

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>44minutes for 10km

Fucking hell my marathon pace is 5 minute k's.

A 50 km race doesn't make sense when you already have the marathon.

Prove me wrong.

SPONGED

WHY DID THEY LET DINIZ GET SO FAR AHEAD


CATCH UP TO HIM ALREADY WTF

Houston

Sydney, NSW

What kind of gay cameraman would film this?

I might quit my job for it.

>Mexico
Fuck you, you won't paddle me!

>I want to get off MR BONES' WILD WALK

>there are actually spectators out of Sup Forums

>yfw he racewalks around town delivering his mail

WALK WHATEVER IT TAKES

LMAO

why do you think they do it

40km to go

WE WANT THE FROG TO WIN YOU MONG

IT MEANS ONE LESS GOLD FOR CHINA

REFPADDLE

lmao

>bbc stream is sub 1080

wtf I want dem wet bulges in HD

i'd be lying if I said this didn't make me a little hard

a swedish one

Goddamn purposeful italian duo

Such heroes. Legends. Titans.

SOMEONE STOP THAT FRENCH FROG HE'S SPEEDWALKING FASTER THAN THE REST OF US.

tbf that's a terrible 10k time unless you've literally not trained at all

WHAT THE FUCK AM I LOOKING AT

Who wouldn't? Imagine the pleasure of red paddling someone in the last km.

>Wanting Frogs to win
THIS CONFLICTS ME DEEPLY

TOTH DOUBLE DIPPING ON THE DRINKS

A Swedish one

Wanaka, NZ

What kind of gay webmman would webm this?

>ausfags

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>tfw want to watch these slender sweaty men beyond the peak of their exertions, get a boner and edge myself for several hours but I can't because my mum is watching it with me.

This beautiful lad can walk at 17 Km/H

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>He doesn't have a Platinum TV Licence

DAT HEART

Sup Forums Deathmarch 2020 meetup?

whats the temp there?

WTF? I love race walking now

so we're getting towards the end now. how long till these lads start droppin like flies?

Rotterdam, NL

pay licence fee for 1080

All the runners be like : FUCK OFF DINIZ JUST WALK SLOWER SO THE RACE IS EASIER

already some dq, wew

Hongcouver, BC

>this frog is faster speedwalking than me at full sprint
ahahahahaha

Kochiro "undead race walk head" Morioka

A Swedish one

Brasília, Brazil

im not trained at all but once i did 10k in 1 hour and im still proud of it

this is cracking me up

>slovakia

This is the pinnacle of sport.

Dude there's still 40km to go

>designated water booths

What happens if you take a bottle meant for a different country? Is it a declaration of war?

40mins already DQed wtf

>Slovakia