The first shit of death march 2016 is here, and it's the leader!

The first shit of death march 2016 is here, and it's the leader!

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VIVE LA FRANCE, VIVE LA RÉPUBLIQUE

This is just how your average Frenchman goes to the toilet.

Yohann, are you serious?

must feel awful when it dries up

He was holding it so bad that blood came out too.

GOAT tactic 2bh

who wants to go near him now?

why did he shit? Does walking that much cause you to release your bowels?

Can't even imagine the fucking stench in that complex with guys shitting themselves all over.

I love this event but I don't see how anyone can take it seriously, its just all too ridiculous which is why I love it.

the old runners trots

WHY WOULDN'T YOU AN ENEMA BEFORE THE START OF THE RACE????

>this shit unironically happened

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHH

cant stop laughing at this

life is fucking weird

imagine being that guy who went to olympia to shit himself live in hd over the whole world

it's symbolic. He is shitting on ISIS

MAXIMUM NUTRIENTS

guy on the right never does leg day.

What does the air smell like there right now lads?

bet the bbc wont show this in there ending montage

My goodness. Why are the French so terrible?

SHIIIIIITTTTT. WE HAVE A SHIT.
WHAT A FANTASTIC RACE

Is this normal? Im confused.

>cheeky bantz

What the actual fuck. Surely even a gold medal inst worth that level of humiliation and discomfort. Its fucking hot as well, at least in London the rain would have washed the shit off.

>they hand out gold medals for this

He's carrying that weight of shit all the way to the finish now, down the back of his legs. CHeeky enema on the start line = superleggera deathmarcher

>a 50km deathmarch with people shitting themselves / almost dying isnt worth a gold

fuck off, ameriswim

>go for a stroll and shit yourself, and we'll give you an olympic goal medal

sounds like a pretty good proposition to me

>awarding someone a gold medal for power walking while leaking wet shit from their ass

>tfw no indians

Why do walkers shit themselves?

stops your legs chafing when they rub together

Imagine if the divers or swimmers just shat themselves kek.

why not taking a huge shit to empty yourself before starting this?

ANOTHER PADDLE FOR DINIZ. DINIZ DQ!! NEW RACE LADER IS TOTH OF SLOVAKIA!!

Or left period blood in the pool

Lubrication

>He literally shat himself

Do walkers wear underpants?

Look up runner's trots.

Supposedly caused from your digestive system being jostled around for a while.

Apparently it's not unusual for shit to be coming out of every marathoner's orifice given the right conditions. Diarrhea, piss, vomit, mucus. And for where there is no opening, chafing and bleeding.

youtube.com/watch?v=W6I2-YP42rs

or you can slick-up the road for people behind you.

sexual reasons

>3 drop outs

>frenchpoos
>ameripees

>youtube.com/watch?v=W6I2-YP42rs

God damn, this was beautiful. She routinely piss herself in 3s and continued like nothing happened. Reminds me of changing tires in F1 race. Truly a remarkable athlete.

thats how you recognize greatest countries

>that glorious feel when you've done some really embarrassing stuff in your life but at least you've never shat yourself on live tv in front of millions

>not publicly shitting yourself on an elite world class level

Yeah I have shit myself plenty of times in public, but never on TV. That' a new level of embarrassment

It was a tactical shit, like the oil slick on 007's Aston Martin.

I can't help but recall several newer posters asking what the hubub was all about regarding the racewalk. They actually thought it was an ironic joke. They couldn't have been more wrong, as they'll soon find out. Strap yourselves in, lads. The day has only just begun.

>Shit yourself walking during a sporting event
>Get called "dedicated"

>Shit yourself running to the bathroom and not making it in time
>Get treated like an outcast

It's allll part of the plaaannn

I didn't know India was in the lead.

captcha
>CASA RECTORAL
kek

>I didn't know India was in the lead.
India is unbeatable in this event. They practice public shitting year round.

This has to be the gayest olympic event. Mincing around the streets shitting yourself

well if they would hand out medals just for shitting yourself i think americans would get even more medals than in swimming

problem is you actually have to deathwalk 50km so..

Took a page out of India's book but will it pay off for him? Stay tuned

There is nothing wrong with getting turned on by men shitting themselves.

KEK

>Mincing around the streets shitting yourself
amerishits have a cultural advantage in this sport

BRAVO YOHANN, T'AS BIEN CHIÉ

I still don't think it's as gay as wrestling. Presenting your tight asshole to your opponent while you're on your knees, waiting for his loving embrace.

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my sides

he doesn't need to win, he already won

Shit happens.

Who shat themselves? The french guy in the lead?

>I still don't think it's as gay as wrestling
Wrestling don't have this type of kino

D-did he poop into a bag?

a sponge

>the gingerbread man

I pooman still leading?

I would have probably just had a shit before the race to be honest

>he doesn't mince around the streets shitting himself

take a good hard look at yourself lad

>this choco guy literally just running

i noticed it too. he's doing a diversionary snake-charmer maneuver with his upper body to avoid detection

Why is it male only? This seems like the one event where men wouldn't have a tremendous advantage over women

You just want to see cute girls shit themselves don't you

Just a plus

>Turn on TV
>Diniz gives up

Annnnnnnnndd I'm gone

The French man is kill

THIS IS FUCKING CARNAGE

the shitman is out

clever editing user

LETS GET IT STARTED

>the nation of France

Can't finish the diniz

> refmarch

#outshat
#pooinpants
#stuhlgang

Should be brown

R A S H
A
S
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this sport is fucking DIGUSTING

5 Brazil x 1 France
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mammon's gonna le freak.

Fuck this L E A F

VIVE FRANCE!

HE DID NOT GIVE UP
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN AND HIS BLOODY SHIT

does [2] reference Sup Forums?

Is it illegal to spray diarrhea on other opponents?

based leaf ;_;
merci beaucoup

Checked

Shitting blood soon