aka the death march
/walk/ Men's 50km Race Walk thread 4
Cameron Evans
Zachary Cruz
anime
Luis Johnson
...
Eli James
DESIGNATED
Elijah Myers
nigger
Thomas Clark
...
Dominic Rogers
sticky when?
Brody Long
LEWD
Josiah Cruz
R O B
O
B
Samuel Myers
TÓTH
Ó
T
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Anthony Sanders
DINIZ
I
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I
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Jackson Walker
I think this is actually the 5th thread
Brayden Kelly
Need a stream urgently lads.
Can't install VPN (at work).
Connor Jenkins
Diniz DQ pls, i just want the reaction
Julian Perry
Any reason why these guys need to shit 40 minutes into the race while marathon runners and triathletes manage to not?
Carson Gonzalez
>the state of the olympics
Cameron Reyes
how's our lad doing?
Justin Phillips
Chase Bennett
U S A
S
A
Jonathan Russell
This is spehs headline event?
No wonder this board is dead.
>muh evil mods
Jackson Harris
These men are being stripped of their humanity to be named the greatest race walker on the planet.
Truly this is what separates us from the beasts.
Wyatt Carter
Who would be a patrician composer to listen to while watching kino deathmarch?
I have Rimsky-Korsakov on right now.
Caleb Hughes
Thread music
Wyatt Nguyen
I hate this sport. I can't look away.
Jackson Diaz
Nice
Connor Jones
>born just in time to watch skeletons shit themselves while walking in a circle
Chase Parker
Considering staying up to watch the women's mini death march later desu
Aaron Foster
...
Jonathan Reed
>30 km left
Justin Rivera
POO POO
Jaxson Taylor
Shitpost
(Diniz is actually a postman)
Angel Morris
Do you guys think he can made it until the end or Diniz gonna CHOKE at one time ?
+1.24m Boys. The absolute Pooman
Jacob Garcia
Only shit athletes get into walking
Joshua Brooks
STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY - STICKY
Owen Hall
>he doesnt understand pure kino
David Harris
The race seems sticky enough already
Liam Davis
i'm honestly really surprised they hired a helicopter to take video of this event
Daniel Moore
DOG WALKING ON THE COURSE
GOD SPEED PUPPER
Kevin Rivera
handegg is Sup Forums's headline event and it does't start for another few weeks.
Caleb Cook
DOGGO SPOTTED
Caleb Myers
Did anyone else just see that big black dog on the track? What the fuck even is this race?
Ethan Fisher
I'm not watching, did someone actually shit?
Parker Richardson
How is your day going?
>haven't eaten anything all day
>just made a big pot of chili con carne with rice
>ready to get /comfy/ and watch the racewalk
>first thing I see is Zidane of racewalking shitting himself
>apetite nowhere to be found
Adrian Russell
>getting lapped in walking
just give up
Alexander Gonzalez
ayy
Chase Sullivan
Man was not made to walk fast. It's nature's way of keeping us in check.
Luke Davis
Sibelius desu
Mason Lewis
it's like they hyperextend their knees at the end of every step man
Joshua Ward
>30 km left
Grayson Allen
Pupper sighting
Angel Foster
DOODOO DINIZ
Logan Wilson
Fuck sake lads
I need to go to work and I'm going to miss the stage where they all start turbo shitting and passing out
fucking hate being a normie
Chase Gray
...
Tyler Harris
This should be Germany's national sport
Gabriel Rivera
DOG ON THE COURSE!
Landon Jackson
>I wanna become a boxer
>I wanna be a wrestler
>I wanna be a swimmer
>I wanna fucking waddle for hours and shit myself of exhaustion
Zachary Allen
Srs question - are there any qts in the women's 20km Unpleasant Stroll?
David Rodriguez
MADMAN
Owen Lewis
POO IN WALK
Noah Baker
good banter, lads
its a great day watching 50km deathmarch
very comfy
Carter Powell
If you ask me, this event is plenty sticky already
Charles Morris
They use drones now days, user
Justin Russell
MORE LIKE SHIT WALK
am i rite ?? !!
Zachary Flores
Probably just have a cheeky poo in the sea during the triathlon.
Mason Green
...
Colton Miller
Definitely choke, there's no way he can make it with 2 warnings already
Nicholas Perez
locking your knees and jarring your hips disrupts your anal seal.
Justin Sullivan
Yes, the leader shit at barely 10km in, then threw his shit sponge in to the crowd
Christian Long
JUST GIVE US A STICKY YOU LAZY MODS!
Hudson Ward
Why aren't they allowed to take their doggos on their walk with them? I'm sure they would appreciate a good walkies.
John Robinson
they have to have their knees stretched every time the foot touches the ground
Gabriel White
GO YOHAN, GO !
Aiden Adams
Shostakovich 7
There's a death march in the first movement
James Bennett
i'm streaming it on my pc at work desu
Grayson King
How is Diniz so far ahead? I don't understand how you can walk that fast
Parker Rivera
Why don't they get their ass cleaned like those p0rnstars before doing anal?
Or is it part of the plan?
Nathaniel Taylor
kek
Jace Foster
Horses can shit even better
Benjamin White
Actual thread theme
Easton Edwards
When is this getting an episode of The Hunt?
Leo Gray
>implying
Ethan Morgan
Did anyone ever slip on the sponges
Robert Clark
WHERE IS THE SHIT?
I WAS PROMISED SHIT AND PEOPLE DYING
WATCHING THIS CRAP IS BORING AS HELL
Levi Miller
>saw diniz lube his legs with shit
>saw australian ballbag sway to and fro
>still starving
Chase Fisher
>stream switches to canoeing
Isaiah Smith
>yfw a race walker gets disqualified near the finish line after 50km of suffering
Easton Fisher
You just know
Tyler Wood
this
Jeremiah Watson
Designated shitting sport
Cooper Perry
it's definitely a helicopter, it was shown on screen earlier
Jayden Rivera
There's a point when someone gets into this "sport" and they have to shit their pants for the first time and they come to conclusion "yes, this is acceptable.".
Lucas Jenkins
He already went.
Jackson Price
>bulge + sponge in slowmo
wtf are children allowed to watch this shit?
Charles Cooper
Rachmaninoff
Anthony Lewis
It's 2016, be more progressive annon. Maybe the dog sexually identifies as a racewalker.
This is how he gets off.
Easton Myers
the chinese with the two colored legs is really charmy
Mason Peterson
>taking 3 sponges
greedy shit
Aaron Thomas
is that dog a competitor?
Julian Scott
you already missed someone shit their pants. still 2 hours left lad
Blake Martinez
first shit already happened m8
fucking casuals