/deathmarch/ consolidated edition

NO JESUS

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= hell

That the poopey pants?

It is.

need pics of dead irishman

A FUCKING LEAF

KEK

FUCK THIS CHEATING CUNT

How many will go ded. 5? 8?

Why doesn't Diniz just propel himself forward via rapid fecal discharge?

This is the thread for now

I require a webm of the sponges being picked up in the guy's sunglasses reflection.

What do you mean? Canadian?

2016: French Heart, Australia Skipping, South American DQ's, Irish Starvation, A Fucking Canadian Summer medal

I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU, DINIZ DINIZ

youtube.com/watch?v=ahGxiSV_LH0

first for cheeky chink

Remember when Diniz was winning?
good times

>That racer on the left telling the crowd to cheer for Diniz

SEND HIM YOUR SUPPORT Sup Forums

\o/

WILL DINIZ FINISH!?!?!
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not worth it
the next thing to leave his ass would be his life force .. what's left of it

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VOTE.

Daily reminder the entire point of the sport is to cheat without getting caught, there are literally only 7 judges.

What are the standings now?

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SLOVAKIA STRONK
JAPAN IS PIG JAPAN IS SLOWPOKE

How do you train for years for an event only to shit yourself when competing?

Diniz HEART

Diniz is ascending to another plane of existence.

Who /CHOCHO/ here?

Never forget.

who cares as long as diniz is still going

no diniz no vote

He'd probably shit himself inside out at thia point

The entire point of the 50k is to survive.

CZECH COMMENTATOR PONDERING WHETHER DINIZ IS EVEN STILL CONSCIOUS

DINIZ WILL LITERALLY DIE AFTER FINISHING

fail poll no dinz option

>reddit: the post

How many not dead?

>strawpoll.me/11027112
>no diniz
>no irish super villain
bad poll is bad

I LOVE MEMES

Do you think people who are just getting into walking know about the shits

Finally a French that doesn't wave the white flag and quit
Proud of that guy btw

thred ded this thred now

This is retarded.

HE DINIZ DU NUFFIN

HE A GOOD BOY

do women athletes feel ashamed watching this?

Diniz has some humongous heart, but he's also fucking retarded.

If he didn't try to go as fast as possible at the start of the race he might have stood a much better chance at not dying and getting a medal.

Wonder if they can take there phones and hatch some eggs ok Pomemon Go.

DESTROYING THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR KNEES WHOOOOO

WHAT A SPORT

DINIZ STOP JUST LIVE TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY. Let bygones be bygones

>most anticipated Sup Forums Olympic event
>Australia wins
Top kek

deadniz ;_;

If Toth shits himself, we should call it Tothpaste...

TOTH
TOTH
TOTH
TOTH
TOTH
TOTH
TOTH

seriously, he went out to the lead at the start of the second lap

His asshole is raw from shitting himself, if he didn't shit himself he would have won easily

If I was French this would be the first time being proud of my country

Why don't they just walk a bit slower instead of dying?

this sport is dumb
it's basically just "who is best at not getting caught jogging"
pointless
just run marathons

>they want to dq the japanese
>not Jared "The Joggernaut" Tallent

refs refs refs refs

There are rumours of Diniz bleeding from his ass.

I don't believe them.

>randomly press pause
>kangaroo is is the air

How can we stop this madness?

This is why you will never find glory in the death march

This is why you will not survive it

walking puts way less strain on the knees than running

How can one frenchman

Have so much

HEART

dude pulled a sponge with blood and shit on it from his ass

you know in some videogame levels you have the single objective - "survive"

yeah

>lead down to 22 seconds

Shitposter going down

Nuke Australia and give it back to the Ancient Humans

Yeah I feel like he took his shit too early, it's better to save it for the final sprint as the others are doing.

FUCK WE got the final 5km tallent is not slowing down anytime soon

LINK STREM

WALK

REFWALKING

We can't man. They need to get into the 21st century with judges watching em in slow mo to bust them cheating.

> mfw Brazilians will boo Diniz

NOOOOOOOOOO TALLENT YOU FUCK

YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I DID IT. I NEVER SAVED ANYTHING FOR THE WALK BACK.
youtu.be/eCQ5WE3mUOA

Don't even need to pause it to see tbhfamlads

Others are doing the same so you can't really slow down. You have to push yourself to keep up. In the end you might get lucky and find your body lasts it out.

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Tallent blatantly jogging

The fucking Aussie is running goddammit

It cannot be true!

>not the most aesthetic

>Just woke up and Deathmarch is almost over

an heroing soon la's

That cheating Roo is really killing the fun this year.

All sports fuck your joints up, welcome to life

this type of walking doesn't retard

it's a completely unnatural way of running. Their legs look so bowed.

CANT ___________ THE TOTH

Can Shakira even more her hips like these guys?

They literally all are. Look here It's about it being visible to the naked eye

>(You) in charge of linking threads

Less total strain, maybe
But more strain than Man is supposed to know \o/

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Look at how toths is walking, look at how tallent is, clear difference, tallent belongs in a marathon.

kek

>Pleb walkers can't compete with superior Australian technique

Honestly does look like he's jogging though.

just have 50km marathons
or increase it more
trying to tell people to try their best but not too much is stupid and destined to fail
people are going to willingly or accidentally jog and tarnish the validity of the result

You call this walking?

Or at least deploy more than seven paddle men

They all cheat grow up and hope for deaths