The British women's cycling team has enjoyed remarkable success, including gold in a thrilling team pursuit. Could this be partly thanks to instructions they received about pubic hair? Some time ago, after a number of riders complained about saddle soreness, British Cycling organised a conference of experts to find a solution. The sages advised tilting the saddles at a slightly different angle and encouraging the athletes to stop waxing or shaving their bikini lines. Pubic hair, it turns out, helps protect against friction and remove sweat from the skin. Issuing these instructions made for some uncomfortable conversations. "It was a tricky one to broach," Phil Burt, British Cycling's long-time physiotherapist, admitted to the Guardian. But it seems to have worked. Burt says the medal-winners haven't had a saddle sore between them for six months.
hnnnnnnnnnnnng so Laura Trott is sporting a full bush. I am fully erect right now.
Ryder Ross
Don't they also wank off and stop before they climax before a race???
Ryan Sanders
Yes, I heard that too.
Blake Diaz
idk, Ive never heard that but its almost certainly true. I doubt theyd expend the energy to do it themselves though, the physios probably do it for them #DreamJob
William Young
>liking hairy minges
no, just no lad
Ethan Miller
>tfw will never get a faceful of Trott's sweaty bush
Robert Cox
>I am fully erect right now. That's because you are gay and have a disgusting taste, negro-kun. Kill yourself.
Luis Jenkins
Now why would you do that
Samuel Miller
The only good thing about them is the first time you have sex with a girl, you tell her later it would be much easier to eat if all the hair was gone and then she surprises you the next time you have sex
Kevin Gutierrez
>britains national news outlet is literally called BBC
William Stewart
>cycling
Adam Rodriguez
There is literally nothing worse than going down on a girl with a hairy minge. Do you like hair in your food? No? Then why the fuck should I lick you out when it's covered in hair you selfish bitch?
Cooper Phillips
>Big British Cock
What's the issue lad?
Owen Cooper
based patrician british bro. only plebs dislike pubes
Jordan Green
the problem is that you are the cuckold capital of the world
Zachary Kelly
>european journalism
Sebastian Price
wew
Aiden Peterson
fucking vile
Jaxson Fisher
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Daniel Martinez
>I am fully erect right now.
I am not but I will be very soon
Levi Powell
>going down on a girl
Get a load of this fag.
Juan Murphy
Then why aren't the French dominating?
Blake Moore
t. Vito Soprano Corleone
Camden Williams
Not surprising britbong dont clean themselve
Cameron Brown
they have hair everywhere which creates drag
Ayden Cook
>French literally eat snails from compost bins
Benjamin Price
implying i can get that far
Nathan Murphy
>His country can't walk without shitting their pants Really gets the synapses stimulating
John Cooper
You seem upset
Luis Reed
2 million rapefugees lol
Lincoln Taylor
WHO /WORSHIPSLAURATROTT/ HERE?
Brandon Hall
I'd love for her to choke me out with her thighs tbqh
Andrew Russell
She has a VERY fat ass
Sebastian Martin
who is this?
Nolan Thomas
me why
Jose Johnson
Wow, I imagine this must've been quite hard to push through as literally every girl in sports shaves/vaxes their pubic hair vigorously..
Joseph Morales
>this >coming from Germ many
Parker Nelson
It really makes you think
Daniel Butler
Do they wank the horses off and make them edge just before an event as well?
Hudson Allen
That's rich, Germany.
Ayden Perez
>that absolutely terrible use of a template
Come on
Ian Lee
Erm fuck you i think it's perfect
What's wrong with it?
Jose Long
I dont worship black cock taker sorry
Camden Clark
right here laddy
>ywn peel laura's sweat-drenched #aerodynamic body suit off of her in the velodrome locker room, then go down on her furry minge, leaving it an obliterated, quivering mess of saliva, pussy juice and pleasured flesh before flipping her over on the musty floor, prone-boning her into sweet oblivion with your arms locked tightly around her neck and chest domineeringly yet protectively, finishing by violently blowing her load into her
rrrrrrrrrrRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Angel Diaz
The real secret behind the British cycling team's "remarkable success".
Julian Price
Are you fucking blind?
>Doesn't go under the tape at any point >Pictures with white edges between the picture and border >Pictures clearly just copy and pasted on top
Do you not have an image editing software capable of doing layers? Paint.net is free.
Lucas Ramirez
>blowing her load into her How does that work?
Jack Brown
You forgot to add the correct ending to that
>As you pull her pigtails and blow your load into her she vomits all over the floor
Wyatt White
You are meant to put things behind so they look like actual pictures.
Laura would probably vomit at seeing what a shit job you did and call you a pathetic loser but you probably want that
Jack Brooks
Who the fuck would bother making it perfect?
How the fuck would I get it under the tape?
Go ahead and make a better one if you want to waste that much time
Cooper Clark
Cleaning != Shaving
James Taylor
>liking shaved baby vaginas
Low test closet pedos detected
Aaron Johnson
>pubic hair is a fetish waxed is a fetish
Jason Carter
Sacrifices need to be made in pursuit of gold.
Anthony Morales
there has to be some kind of specific do it for her tool that people use to make these
Camden Cruz
What do you mean
Christopher Rogers
It is this template. It has see through parts.
Just put pictures behind it on a separate layer.
Daniel Sullivan
shit, mb m8
i think we had this thread the other day
Luis Ortiz
Hey guys.
Josiah Thomas
advanced doping techniques
Christian Cox
I tried to use as many of the original pictures as possible but I was strapped for time hunting them down because guess what I'm going on holiday. As in I'm delaying everybody else with me to do this.
Look after Laura while I'm gone.
Jason Rodriguez
>do it for her
I will.
Liam Collins
>caring this much
Jace Robinson
Why would they do this? What's the scientific reasoning.
Please tell me its true tho
Brody Powell
increase adrenalin
Camden Gomez
Autism
Easton Thomas
its true, it increases your testerone. i wank off before every set at the local YMCA