From the BBC:

From the BBC:

The British women's cycling team has enjoyed remarkable success, including gold in a thrilling team pursuit. Could this be partly thanks to instructions they received about pubic hair?
Some time ago, after a number of riders complained about saddle soreness, British Cycling organised a conference of experts to find a solution. The sages advised tilting the saddles at a slightly different angle and encouraging the athletes to stop waxing or shaving their bikini lines. Pubic hair, it turns out, helps protect against friction and remove sweat from the skin.
Issuing these instructions made for some uncomfortable conversations.
"It was a tricky one to broach," Phil Burt, British Cycling's long-time physiotherapist, admitted to the Guardian.
But it seems to have worked. Burt says the medal-winners haven't had a saddle sore between them for six months.

hnnnnnnnnnnnng so Laura Trott is sporting a full bush. I am fully erect right now.

Don't they also wank off and stop before they climax before a race???

Yes, I heard that too.

idk, Ive never heard that but its almost certainly true. I doubt theyd expend the energy to do it themselves though, the physios probably do it for them #DreamJob

>liking hairy minges

no, just no lad

>tfw will never get a faceful of Trott's sweaty bush

>I am fully erect right now.
That's because you are gay and have a disgusting taste, negro-kun. Kill yourself.

Now why would you do that

The only good thing about them is the first time you have sex with a girl, you tell her later it would be much easier to eat if all the hair was gone and then she surprises you the next time you have sex

>britains national news outlet is literally called BBC

>cycling

There is literally nothing worse than going down on a girl with a hairy minge. Do you like hair in your food? No? Then why the fuck should I lick you out when it's covered in hair you selfish bitch?

>Big British Cock

What's the issue lad?

based patrician british bro. only plebs dislike pubes

the problem is that you are the cuckold capital of the world

>european journalism

wew

fucking vile

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>I am fully erect right now.

I am not but I will be very soon

>going down on a girl

Get a load of this fag.

Then why aren't the French dominating?

t. Vito Soprano Corleone

Not surprising britbong dont clean themselve

they have hair everywhere which creates drag

>French literally eat snails from compost bins

implying i can get that far

>His country can't walk without shitting their pants
Really gets the synapses stimulating

You seem upset

2 million rapefugees lol

WHO /WORSHIPSLAURATROTT/ HERE?

I'd love for her to choke me out with her thighs tbqh

She has a VERY fat ass

who is this?

me why

Wow, I imagine this must've been quite hard to push through as literally every girl in sports shaves/vaxes their pubic hair vigorously..

>this
>coming from Germ many

It really makes you think

Do they wank the horses off and make them edge just before an event as well?

That's rich, Germany.

>that absolutely terrible use of a template

Come on

Erm fuck you i think it's perfect

What's wrong with it?

I dont worship black cock taker sorry

right here laddy

>ywn peel laura's sweat-drenched #aerodynamic body suit off of her in the velodrome locker room, then go down on her furry minge, leaving it an obliterated, quivering mess of saliva, pussy juice and pleasured flesh before flipping her over on the musty floor, prone-boning her into sweet oblivion with your arms locked tightly around her neck and chest domineeringly yet protectively, finishing by violently blowing her load into her

rrrrrrrrrrRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The real secret behind the British cycling team's "remarkable success".

Are you fucking blind?

>Doesn't go under the tape at any point
>Pictures with white edges between the picture and border
>Pictures clearly just copy and pasted on top

Do you not have an image editing software capable of doing layers?
Paint.net is free.

>blowing her load into her
How does that work?

You forgot to add the correct ending to that

>As you pull her pigtails and blow your load into her she vomits all over the floor

You are meant to put things behind so they look like actual pictures.

Laura would probably vomit at seeing what a shit job you did and call you a pathetic loser but you probably want that

Who the fuck would bother making it perfect?

How the fuck would I get it under the tape?

Go ahead and make a better one if you want to waste that much time

Cleaning != Shaving

>liking shaved baby vaginas

Low test closet pedos detected

>pubic hair is a fetish
waxed is a fetish

Sacrifices need to be made in pursuit of gold.

there has to be some kind of specific do it for her tool that people use to make these

What do you mean

It is this template. It has see through parts.

Just put pictures behind it on a separate layer.

shit, mb m8

i think we had this thread the other day

Hey guys.

advanced doping techniques

I tried to use as many of the original pictures as possible but I was strapped for time hunting them down because guess what I'm going on holiday. As in I'm delaying everybody else with me to do this.

Look after Laura while I'm gone.

>do it for her

I will.

>caring this much

Why would they do this? What's the scientific reasoning.

Please tell me its true tho

increase adrenalin

Autism

its true, it increases your testerone. i wank off before every set at the local YMCA