Be female musician

>be female musician
>not generic top 40
>EVERYONE compares you to Bjork and Kate Bush

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>be a musician who committed suicide
>not just died
>EVERYONE compares you to Kurt Cobain and Ian Curtis

>be musician
>everyone compares you to The Beatles

who's kate bush?

You remind me more of Lana Del rey

>be female musician
>everyone ranks you amongst other female musicians, turning it into a competitive game

>be female musician
>people HAVE to bring up your level of attractiveness when talking about your music

>be female musician
>you are know in danger of people on the internet turning you into a waifu

God I hate danger man

>be male musician
>everyone ranks you amongst other male musicians turning it into a competition and because there are so many male musicians you will most likely be put low on the list

>be male musician
>people REFUSE to bring up your level of attractiveness unless it's to joke about how ugly you are when talking about your music

>be male musician
>you will never be made into a husbando on the internet

who is mary halvorson

fuck off Marina

>be male musician
>everyone ranks you amongst other male musicians turning it into a competition and because there are so many male musicians you will most likely be put low on the list

They really don't. It's not common practice.

>ranking music is not common practice
Where do you think we are?

>be male musician
>you will never be made into a husbando on the internet
thats what you get for not being sufjan, fag

off the top of my head:
Grouper
Laurel Halo
Stellar OM Source
Paula Temple
Holly Herndon
Jlin
Ikonika
Mizz Beats

>be joanna newsom
>not compared to anyone because of how genuinely good and unique you are.

sucks

kys

>be a Sup Forums shitposter
>not someone with talent or intellect
>no one cares about your existence

>Actually being björk

don't frequent this board because it's fucking garbage - but did this actually happen

stay away. I really don't like your music.
and stop doing that DJ shit, its terrible

wow. i'm crying. thank you.

This is a hispaniard

i know thats why i do it. u salty?

nope, i am actually german.

I don't believe it. Show me your Volkswagen

>be animal collective
>EVERYONE compares you to the Beach Boys

i dont have a driving license, or car, but heres a picture of my football/soccer (whatever you fags call it) doggie.

Are you a pharmacist?

aren't we all? (Also no, i dont know where these post-its are from, they just appeared one day)

where did you get that. i want that. I'd marry you if you gave me one. i am trash. and hungry. :(

I got it, day old, for half price. It has cinnamon roll frosting, maple syrup shit drizzle, and chocolate pudding inside.

I had to throw it in the trash halfway through. I'm sorry.

(thats how most of the people on here think about the sex)

ok then show me you tattoos, they look pretty dank.

Get a real job.

>be female musician
>have to write about periods to stay relevant
>have to hide wrinkles under 1inch of makeup to lure youngsters
>have to keep you hair arms unshaven to appeal to feminists & fetishists
>have to be Dem

Ranking the music, not the artist.

she gets compared to kate bush an björk all the time though

>be grimes
>everyone tries to disparage you
>always be compared to mozart, bowie, kate bush and bjork instead being considered a unique artist

>p4k death grips

>be grimes
>Do a dance video in a red dress
>Get compared to Kate Bush

Wtf????

You got it wrong. She got compared to Kate Bush because many other features, mainly the actual music and the fact she self-produces all her music.

>Make music influenced by Kate Bush and Bjork
>Manchild on the internet complains about it

hello grimes :)

>Make mundane radio pop music entirely derivative of acts from the early 90s
>Be the the subject of ironic shitposting because of how unremarkable you are
>Autists unable to gauge sarcasm take shitposts as gospel - become worshippers of mundane popstar
>Dedicate their lives to misappropriating unrelated terminology to describe mundane popstar and post about her 24/7 on an anime imageboard
Grimes really has nothing in common with Kate Bush, yeah.

>Accused of being a neonazi
>Musician immediately plays the "well Actually he was a very important and compelling figure--not that I support his views" card

>Make mundane radio pop music entirely derivative of acts from the early 90s
This is bullshit. Did you even listen to her music? What is mundane about this youtube.com/watch?v=hy3FPRaeW3Y ? Similar songs and artists??

>Be the the subject of ironic shitposting because of how unremarkable you are
What an oxymoron. Unremarkable yet she attracts attention like no other female artist? Lmfao!

>Autists unable to gauge sarcasm take shitposts as gospel - become worshippers of mundane popstar
...

>Dedicate their lives to misappropriating unrelated terminology to describe mundane popstar and post about her 24/7 on an anime imageboard
....

>Grimes really has nothing in common with Kate Bush, yeah.
What about talent at singing, songwriting, producing, dancing, art in general, beautiful appearance and quirky personality?

>If I sperg out it's an argument
It's not.

Neither are related to 'art' at all and being involved with the same media =/= being comparable. You wouldn't compare Rachel Whiteread to Jeff Koons because they are completely dissimilar. Avoid engaging in an argument that you haven't the knowledge to go forward with.

how dare you

Wow it sure is a dangerous world for zee ladies milfroy!

This also applies very heavily to Raphaelle Standell-Preston. So much so that Braids had to pull a Kid A with Flourish // Perish to distance themselves from AnCo

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>be a musician
>everyone praises the 80s in your music videos

>Grimes
>good at singing
>good at songwriting
>good at producing
>good at dancing
>beautiful appearance
u havin a laugh?

tell me who bobbie gentry'd be, she's just bobbie gentry

She gets compared to Lisa Simpson all the time though