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Brutopianisti

@preach
see
(You)
he's going for the ascetic masochistic angle, trying to spin it in a provocative way

very reminiscent of HHH in a way

>tfw WatchMojo has been terminated by youtube copyright system
will Varg ever recover?

Watchu blastin, /meal/?

These threads need more links

youtube.com/watch?v=bhJqiMQsYMI
>varg is going watchmojo
guess MYFAROG sales are down this month

...

It's all happy and stuff.

/meal/ could use a pastebin

See

we used to
but idk why we stopped

Why can't Quorthon sing? Because he's dead!

FINLAND

no mitä

I assume because it's effort.

the drum sound on that album gives me ASMR i swear

WE

the drum sound gives you the feeling of a substitute virtual girlfriend who would never ever really care about you in reality and is just a fantasy to supplement your shitty meaningless life? What do you mean?

No one bothers because these threads are just shitposting

WUZ

VIKANGZ

Underrated album

underrated album

All deathcore albums are terri-

hahaha, you know what, i only got it now
i mean, why the album is called 180°, it's pretty obvious now
i too now wonder how much of it is an act now

why do plebs think soft thrash (megadeth, overkill & co) is better than actual aggressive thrash?

t. listens to deathcore to attract underage scene girls

i wish i attracted anyone, user

rust in peace and the years of decay are better than most thrash albums period

don't say that
there are so many disgusting people who wouldn't like to attract

because when i listen to thrash i care more about how heavy the riffs are

I don't think you know what asmr is.

technical thrash > both

why do plebs think any thrash is good?

I just described it.
>the feeling of a substitute virtual girlfriend who would never ever really care about you in reality and is just a fantasy to supplement your shitty meaningless life

if you put your music on bandcamp, will anyone ever find it without you shilling online.

i dont know if bandcamp is the kind of place people can stumble on things

maybe if you're 10

haha nice

Is there a more nu-male fetish than asmr (besides the obvious)?

Spotted on Amazon:

BJORN FOR SPEED: The Many Moods of Björn "Speed" Strid
(Foreward by Michael McDonald)

"Once you have the money, stop talking and leave immediately" - Björn "Speed" Strid

femdom is pretty nu-male unless you're doing it ironically

Pegging isn't nearly as looked down on as it should be

I sometimes search by tags -> date added, but that's usually a shithole.

More important I think is putting your band on metallum. I look at the albums that have come out in the last couple days on there.

Feet

>unless you're doing it ironically
is this some some post-experimental shitpost or are you just in denial

Well there's a few songs that are dedicated to his ex-gf and about how he misses her and stuff.
Maybe he got clean in an attempt to get her back?

putting your own band on metallum seems pretty lame

Does this mean Sup Forums is full of nu-males? That would make sense, giving how much they love to suck Trump's cock.

>ASMR
>fetish
user, I...

Any idea when the new Kreator will be leaked? Kinda looking forward to it.

Why? It's a resource for everyone, and who has better information about a band than the band itself? I've seen Metallum pages that are blatantly curated by a band member.

wasted trips
fuck off with your blog

well, gee, i wouldn't know, but those digits sure would get me back, user

you attract me, user

ironic femdom is pretty nxtlvl, not gonna lie.
Like, you have to suck a girl's strap-on dildo, but she's wearing it over a wet diaper, so she's humiliating herself more than she's humiliating you and it feels empowering as a result. It's pretty high-brow.

I'm talking about the fetish asmr, not "real" asmr.

WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL
WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL

@70554506
this is why your thread lost

Who here /atmoslam/?

rupturedbirth.bandcamp.com/track/transmutant

nu-male shit

>I'm talking about the fetish asmr
Is that a thing? And how is it different from normal ASMR?

wouldn't it be the ultimate feeling when you find someone else feels the need to add your band

Fuck this album

it's basically "hypnosis" sexytalk for traps.

>talking about the lyrical contents of an album
>blog
whatever you say, user

>It's pretty high-brow.
are you Marquis De Sade by any means?

i'm right there with you, senpai
artslam now

Post an album with more epic closing track

Of course not, François-Alphonse Donatien de Sade died at least 200 years ago, why would he be posting on the internet?

*sniffs your garbage can*

There literally is no other answer

obZen

this

>crowley digits
don't you lie to me, you fucking hack
finish 120 Days Of Sodom already

What is the future of /metal/
and why is it SLAM?

Please don't, that's where Toxik used to live before he straightened-up and went christian.

Crack the Skye

it's just hot girls whispering into a camera--basically the even more pathetic version of camgirls

I GUESS THEY WOULD SAYYYY
WE COULD SEND THIS WORLD ABLAAAAAZE

Is that the Havleg... band with the Harambe song?

Perfect Element and Remedy Lane

Too many albums nowadays start with half a minute of windy-echoey Muh Apocalypse shit

Stop listening to shit

Paradox
I have to listen to it to know if it's shit

Please no
I don't want girls in my slam

delet this
my local band does this and they got some of the strongest riffs in the French DM scene, the intro only enhances them.

>listening to anything made post-2010

Is that why this general is shit?

>implying
user pls

lazy nonsense

back in my day you built up to a heavy riff using acoustic guitars, not "wasteland_bleak_soundscape_205.mp3"

>how dare you listen to new music
Yeah that's why this general is shit

Related to this: I hate how pretty much all mainstream metal bands seem to make albums where the theme is "muh dystopian future, government controls people and everything is fucked". It's pretty much the biggest meme trend at the moment. What really cracks me up is that both Megadeth and Iced Earth have released an album called Dystopia during this decade (and they're probably not even the only ones). Is there just one guy who is writing the lyrics for all metal bands or what?

Goofball/non-serious goregrind/slam bands like Spermswamp and Artery Eruption (as opposed to Enmity of Last Days of Humanity) are just as cancerous as Babymetal and for the same reason--making a tepid "joke" out of the "overt seriousness" of metal, and since it's "just a joke you can't hold it to the same standard as other metal."

B E A T Z

Listening to anything that isn't 70s Italian Prog is the real joke.

*Enmity or Last Days of Humanity

>70s Italian Prog
Mah nigga
What's your favourite band? Mine is Le Orme

Hipsters are to blame

name a better album

There's also gunshots and splosion sounds

That's been around since the beginning and a bunch of 80s thrash bands followed that train of thought too. It's nothing new.

How?

Premiata Forneria Marconi here.

It's either that or the nvklear holocaust

and both options are classic themes that work very well, it's really nothing new