Women's 20km deathmarch pregame thread

Starts in less than 30 minutes

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stream.nbcolympics.com/track-and-field-women-20km-race-walking
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1488162/Well-Paula-thats-one-way-to-stop-them-talking-about-Athens.html
bro.adca.st/stream.php?id=4432&cache=4&width=670&height=420&stretching=uniform&p=1&c=0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

PLS HAVE SOME QT SHIT HERSELF

Women are incapable of the kind of dedication it takes to shit yourself md-race, prove me wrong.

paula radcliffe mate

why are americans so obsessed with scat porn?

When did she shit? I remember her pulling over for cheeky piss.

Aw shit, and BMX is on right now.

Stream: stream.nbcolympics.com/track-and-field-women-20km-race-walking

>inb4 he replies "says the german" and thinks it's clever

Only 20km? Why are wimmin such pathetic weaklings?

It wasn't a piss it was a shit

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1488162/Well-Paula-thats-one-way-to-stop-them-talking-about-Athens.html

well if you insist.

says the german

neck yourself

I'm expecting at least one shit

Mmmm

oh fug

>this flag
>this post

Will they shit their paints?

says the german

probably going to bet on this one. I'm feeling pretty degenerate

this desu

Will we have an absolute madwoman?

ITT: Obese neckbeards with disgusting scat fetishes

PRESS P FOR POOP

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This event is so agonizing

>20km
not a death march

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>can't watch without vpn
>can't shitpost with vpn

Press P for PERIOD BLOOD !!

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INDIA

It is for vaginas

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are they saying women are only 2/5 of a man?
fucking misogynists

That is literally disgusting

P 4 POOP

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If you don't mind watching in Spanish, I've got this stream without VPN.

bro.adca.st/stream.php?id=4432&cache=4&width=670&height=420&stretching=uniform&p=1&c=0

>someone shat themselves already

I am so horny.

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>tfw using a chrome addon vpn so can shitpost on special snowflake main browser

IT BEGINS

>german
>not obsessed with scat porn

does /drakulastream/ not work for everybody?

GUYS

It's only 20 KM
Nothing is going to happen, anyone can march 20KM, nobody will poop

GOAT song

MY DICK

Why does this sport exist?

Why not just run?

A LEAF

>20km
>aprox 12 miles
I had to walk that in combat boots and a ruck 2-3 times a year in less than 3 hrs to meet the standard. how fast do they do it, and how many of them will drop like flies?
>women can do anything a man can

Well you're 1/5000 of these women since you never do anything athletic with your fat self other than sit on your arse all day and critique actual athletes.

What would happen if the women did 50km then would they literally die?

>women

It is 28C

Based Yohann pooped in first 10 kilometers

Lmao imagine if one of them shit herself and a baby came out haha imagine that lads haha wouldn't that be something haha xox

some of them look like they're jogging

mostly the ones in the back

WHY isn't this 50km, I wanna see some qt shit

Where can I watch this my fellow americans?

1:30

Helmut, please.

>all those wigling butts

Who will shit?
Or is it a man thing?

>i was only faking, deathmarch ver

>That 49's ass

>Iranians use VPN to watch the Canadian stream site.
>This is my feed quality from within Canada.

reminder that all 20k events are 'uncomfortable stroll'

>Already one dead
>Not even 5 minutes
Jesus

thanks argiebro

You killed her

and they train for this and they still fall over, man, they need to make this like The Long Walk and just have armed guards following them

>That close up of her "hamstring"

it's almost as if the race walk form was desgined to show off a girls hips/ass. it's glorious.

BLOOD POOP MISCARRIAGE
everything is coming out

Mine is perfect HD quality but I do work in a university so we have pretty good internet here...

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is there 50 km death race coming up for the ladies

literally every single one of them not keeping a foot on the ground literally all the time
sorry but this sport is complete bollocks

This is much sexier than the men's Deathmarch

/sexmarch/

Nope.

Because all the black people will win in running.

>that fucking paedller

maybe the best King novel 2bh

unless ur still on dial-up lad, something is wrong with your connection and limiting it to 100 kbps

ikr theyre so wriggly :3

well shit, i guess dem hips are not going to suffer like the men

>kraut talking about degenerate porn

>tfw this kind of walking is making their asses wiggle out their bikinis

Only track sport that white people can win.

Just wait till the blood and shit start flowing

POO WHEN?

imagine their pussy smell when theyre done

weeew

Everyone so lewd

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they should have some kind of pressure sensor tech in their shoes so the ones who cheat can be disqualified

>This lack of kino shots
Disappointing

so i guess only mens coverage is 50% slow-mo sponge shots...

Has it started already

have sex

>bikini