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Jackson Gutierrez
Schaub bless
Brayden Murphy
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Mcgreggor - 168
Nate - 170.5
Lucas Thomas
I really hope Diaz beats the irish meme again
Jacob Johnson
post you are twitter accounts lads twitter.com
Gabriel Moore
real fite weight: conor - 170
nate: 185
Zachary James
THE YEAR OF MACKENZIE CONTINUES
Andrew Sanders
/DERN/
Dylan Jones
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Huge ladies team tonight at Jits!!
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Landon Hernandez
That the "bjj prodigy" that couldnt finish the literally who 0-0 striker? The one that people are already comparing to Ronda (even though ronda finished everyone, including her ammy opponents) ?
Colton Robinson
Mackenzie is five of the six women on this poster. Really makes you think.
Jaxson Richardson
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Uhhh... im on vacation in Sunny Beach
Mason Green
He shook, lads.
Thomas Campbell
Alone
Thomas Johnson
how many bongs to fight?
Andrew Lewis
What's the craic lads. I hard some of ye's were talkin' shit about the mac.
Mason Wright
Leslie Smith's sore tummy has been fixed.
Yuppers. It's a frankly silly comparison; Ronda is a big fish in a vast pond, whereas Mackenzie is the biggest fish in a much, much smaller pond. The number of female judoka is huge compared to the number of female jitz artists, thanks to judo being in the olympics.
Jace Martin
Jones flagged by USADA for dick pills?
Aiden Collins
THE BOY GOT LOOCKY YEH
HE GOT VERY LOOCKY
Bentley Williams
What's the world coming to when a man can't buy boner pills to fuck his babymomma right?
Aiden Torres
The end is near brother.
Evan Gomez
Fuck that. By now every fighter should know you cant put anything into your body that isnt food or water without checking with USADA.
Watch, even after it comes out it was boner pills, people are still gonna accuse him of roiding.
Jason Hernandez
you'll fookin do nuttin yeh??? get da fook outta here
Eli Wood
Yeah because putting on 30 pounds of lean muscle mass in 3 months is completely ordinary right
Oh right he was """"powerlifting""""
Xavier Lopez
like 30 hours or so
Logan Butler
kek
Jones does it again
Hopefully USADA ruining "the biggest card ever" on a false positive causes the UFC to split with them (even though JBJ is definitely roiding and cialis is just the excuse his management came up with)
Mason Kelly
Matt Mitrione @mattmitrione
#GotEeeem #Vegas #Stratosphere
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Caleb Kelly
>Le Improved cardio man
James Lewis
How is Donald Cerrone only rank #14???
Jeremiah Ramirez
>3 months
He was out for a year chump.
Hudson Rivera
>Still can't make 170
Kek
Landon Kelly
Why should he be higher?
Alexander Perry
Take a look at LW rankings m8
Blake Adams
Nate's gonna be at least 185 on fight night. Conor 170 tops
the McGoober meme will finally come to an end.
Angel Howard
He just went up to welterweight and he hasn't beaten anyone truly impressive yet to justify a high ranking. He's a top 5 lightweight.
Adam Hernandez
He wasn't powerlifting for that whole time, dumbass
First PL selfies he took were posted only a few months before he came back
Julian Ramirez
Conor is a mans man like fedor and bj penn fighting bigger guys giving no fucks
non fite fans would never understand this sort of ballsyness
Ryan Ross
Diaz
Johnson
Cerrone
Perry
Means
Find a flaw
Easton Rogers
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS EL PANTERA MEME IS OVER
Justin Wood
>weigh in face off
>only richard perez is allowed with nate
>there's a scuffle
>ido shoves perez out of the way
>perez falls suffers a heart attack
>pronounced dead by NSAC doctor
>nate is in ruins
>runs off and disappears for 24 hours
>he was really in the hyperbaric time chamber training with perez for a year
>"It's time"
>bloodiest banger in ufc history
>conor did a deal with the wizard bobitty
>conor breaks nate's arm in the fourth
>late fifth round nate is tired, ragged and about to get keep
>suddenly nate can hear and see perez
>he's with nate
>he helps nate power up
>he goes super stockton 2
>nate flings his broken right arm and lands a stockton slap that immediately sleepies conor
>nate wins
Daniel Edwards
>born too late to explore the world
>born too late to travel through space
>born just in time to see the McGoober meme come to an end
It's been a pleasure boys
Kevin Sullivan
/jef/
Levi Nelson
>perry, rumble, cerrone's body
all likely flaws
Brayden Peterson
Are you dumb? Go check when he was posting those weight lifting videos.
Justin James
kek nice
Nolan Smith
haha friggen epic bro!! haha how long did it take you to come up with that lol!
Jaxon Clark
source?
Easton Wright
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Landon Cox
>hyperbaric time chamber
Gabriel Rivera
wheres the official predictioncuck? did he die?
Christian Sanchez
Mixing Rocky lore with dbz lore. I like it.
Adam Rivera
only "rumour"
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Lincoln Brooks
I picked Perry because Gooks always do terribly in the UFC. In fact, Lim's only UFC win happens to be over another Asian.
Rumble i feel has the wresting and the power to beat Teixeria.
Cerrone is the risk for me. Story could decision him. I just noticed that it is at Welterweight, so i will probably switch to a Story win.
Eli Roberts
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Jason Cooper
My boy McGregor is going to prove each and every one of you jabroni faggots wrong
Benjamin Wood
*Lim's only win since 2013.
Caleb Hughes
lyoto machida
teruto ishihara
dong hyun kim
doo hoo choi
kyoji horiguchi
Kayden Perez
here comes that choi
Christopher Baker
fuck i thought he popped. his last fight made me think hes on something for throwing 50 memekicks a round and not gassing. DHC seems to be the more technical and accurate striker so he should be able to get a win against yair
Nicholas Wood
lol this fucking idiot said nate was shook from the presser. what a fucking moron.
>shit a fighting
>shit for a podcast
>shit at stand up
>shit father
when is he going to permaheem himself?
Nathan King
>I picked Perry because Gooks always do terribly in the UFC.
This. There are 3 gooks on this card and I expect all of them to lose.
Jaxson Thomas
He also gets all his predictions for fights wrong.
Brody Thomas
>hating based schaub
he predicted conor to win the rematch which means too bet the house on diaz. he is ironically wrong 98% of the time with his picks to deceive mma casuals. i think youd be suprised how much money he makes from betting opposite of what he says on TFATK
Easton Hernandez
>he unironically bet 3k on it with the kid
Oliver Wood
How do they achieve gaining 15 pounds in a day? Eat tons of burgers or something?
Gabriel Howard
95% of weight they cut is water, they just rehydrate back to their weight
Hunter Price
>tfw there hasn't been any potent memes in a while
Alexander Reyes
weigh ins lad
maybe some cheeky bisking memes b4hand
Dylan Rivera
lol
Jason Garcia
I want it to be over too so no one has to get robbed by security guards
Connor Peterson
schaub
Dominic Martinez
its too early for them to fight eachother it would ruin the loser hype. i think yair needs a top 15 fight and then a top 10. Choi needs a top 10, then they could fight once in the ranks
William Sanders
Yesterday, I came earlier than Chael's daughter on my gf. She's pissed mane.
Asher Rivera
schaub, brendan
Jack Ward
Nate Diaz vs. Conor McGregor
Anthony Johnson vs. Glover Teixeira
Rick Story vs. Donald Cerrone
Hyun Gyu Lim vs. Mike Perry
Tim Means vs. Sabah Homasi
Hunter Cox
>yfw mcgoob is heem'd stiff
David Foster
>weidman in the third column
oh, how far we have fallen...
Henry Baker
brendan schaub
Luis Long
Daniel Anderson
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you deserve a bullet put through you la
Jack Robinson
schaub haha
Jonathan Moore
Diaz via TKO
Glover via submission
Cerrone
Lim
Means
Jeremiah Moore
>The odds on a Diaz victory are still 2.10 with Connor at 1.75 on Bet365
What the fuck lol
Why is Connor the fave? Is this free money or am I missing something here?
Levi Hughes
This general hasn't been worth using for a while
Evan Gray
Can we all agree that TRUE fight fans are supporting Conor? He represents a true martial artist, he fights anyone, anytime, anywhere. He is also the best thing to happen to the sport in a VERY long time. Whilst Diaz worsens the public image of MMA by being a disrespectful thug as well as a druggie.
Easton Miller
Lim or Perry guys.
My betting account depends on it.
John Collins
Will Conor flinch again at the weigh in face off?
Also lol @ him taking 21 weeks to prep for this fight and still not being able to bulk up to 170 even for the weigh in.
As of those saying Nate will be 185 come fight time, have you seen what he looks like at WW? Being undersized for the division was one of his big short comings when he fought there.
Andrew Jenkins
>He doesn't support the 209
>Thinks he's a fight fan
L M A O
Michael Rogers
can't wait for this meme mac and weed diaz shit end
Jeremiah Gray
Nate will throw the fight
Ryan Foster
bet the house on Lim
Leo Gomez
Diaz
Glover
Cerrone
Lim
Dirty Bird
Elijah Jones
>tfw put down a fitty on a Diaz victory and a fitty on a Diaz stoppage
Pls don't do this to me.
Nathaniel Nguyen
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Joseph Cox
>people pretending conor didn't dominate the first fight until he got caught
that loss was totally on the bug,the spic got lucky
he probably won't get lucky again
Brayden Nguyen
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it was too good to be true. the Pantera meme lives to see another day
Eli Walker
>tfw put money on both fighters
why am I so shit at mma betting
Parker Rivera
conor can't take the extra meat to the dome
Chase Carter
he made more in their first fight than he made in his entire career before that
think of how much sparring and training he completely negated in terms of monetary gain just by fighting goob once
if he beats him twice in a row, there is no third fight, and goober already said he's interested in a trilogy.
imagine you are a UFC fighter
and Conor McGregor says he wants to fight you two more times
and you purposely only allow him to fight you one more time
Juan James
Cheers