Friends ask me to play some of my tunes

>friends ask me to play some of my tunes
>I keep telling them I can't unless they all legally purchase the album as it would be piracy otherwise
>they insist
>"what's the worst that could happen"
>finally give in, put on King Crimson - Discipline

>walk home later that night
>door is already unlocked
>I already know who's inside
>accept my fate
>step into my bedroom, turn on the lights
>see pic related

>"Hello, user. You wouldn't happen to have been illegally distributing Discipline Global Media copyrighted material, would you?"
>notice a trail of blood behind the bookcase
>the urge to lie to Frippster is overwhelming, but I can't
>not with that ever-penetrating gaze peering into my soul
>"y-yes"
>he immediately lurches from his chair and tackles me
>he unleashes a flurry of fists into my flesh
>I am no match for Frippster's bodily barrage
>I am dead

>confusion is my epitaph

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Looks like you just got disciplined

actually laughed out loud thx bb

>tfw you get Chris Hansened you into admitting you pirated

>tfw only purchase live King Crimson albums and download the studio albums
checkmate fripp

Hello, user! Mind repeating that? These old ears aren't what they used to be.

I would like to meet Fripp some day, though I don't think we'd get along and he probably wouldn't like my music
feels bad

Really? I haven't heard a single bad anecdote about Fripp.

That's because only the survivors have good experiences

not like he'd be rude but our autism might clash and he'd probably think my music is too heavily inspired by his stuff but worse

ok i don't know if this is bullshit, because i don't know anything about king crimson.

but is fripp a meme because he took very seriously as an art form, and is very anti-piracy? or have i misinterpreted

took rock* very seriously

after Kanye sampled 21st Century Schizoid Man without permission he got really paranoid about copyright
he really doesn't deserve meme status, godlike guitarist and super creative and intelligent.

>confusion is my epitaph

I dig it

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Reminder that Fripp is now playing along with Jojo King Crimson memes.

You wouldn't see Jon Anderson playing along with Roundabout memes.

Bob, why did you fire me?
Bob?

You're better off without him

cause he's a square
Fripp may look like a maths teacher but you know he's still got a bit of that hippie fun in him

These always make me laugh. Gotta love the ole Fripperino.

Better yet, why did he fire David?

Because I'm the better guitarist, now fuck off back to Talking Heads and make some calculator noises on your guitar.