Canada

trolling aside, how are they so bad at sports?

all the other anglo countries seem to do well, then theres canada

do they just not care about sports?

i never got why people on here say theyre betas but theyre not doing themselves any favours

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Best jumper in the world.
Best female swimmer in the world.
Second fastest man on the planet.

And we dont even have summer.

Our problem in we suck at meme sports.

>all the other anglo countries seem to do well, then theres canada

Ireland is also shit to be fair.

The are a force to be reckoned with at the Winter Olympics

were doing equally as good as new zealand though

Canada is elite in winter olympics

We're the best in the world at Hockey, the only sport we care about

Japanese race walker Arai has been awarded his medal back.

Canada loses their deathmarch medal.

but the hockey final is holland vs GB

they have the excuse of being drunken manlets

sorry, REAL hockey

we have tons of bronzes. always a bestman never a groom.

But just wait until winter, then we'll clean house.

This.

1/10th the population of America. USA at 102 Canada at 20 do the maths.

>best female swimmer
literally who?

neither Ladecky nor Hossou are from canada

We carry all the anglo countries during the winter Olympics. We also have the best sprinter in the world after bolt. Problem is we barely have summer so we focus on winter sports more. Still 20 medals in the summer for us is pretty good

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A FUCKING LEAF

20 medals was the target before it started.

>betas
We play one of the toughest sports where broken bones and toothand fighting are the norm instead of a fairy game where people drop. dead at the slightest touch

35 million people in our country and we don't spend a lot funding athletes compared to others.

All things considered, we do pretty well.

>in b4 "muh per capita"
It's called a talent pool, you simple minded fucks.

>we don't have summer

We do in Southern Ontario mate, it's been fucking sweltering, today included

how does that matter?
their sending the same amount of athletes

not like USA has 50 swimmers per event, they get two like everyone else

>1 individual gold
>1 individual silver
>2 relay bronze
>best female swimmer

I guess the standards are pretty low in canada

More people = more talent to draw from, it's pretty fucking simple. Also "they're", not "their".

I would gladly change all the "achievements" of Mexico's national divegrass team for their summer olympics medals.

I like you. Have a (You)

Bahamas
>literally too black to even try to swim in the Olympics

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At least our standards of living are sufficient.

They Are really good at hockey

See us in two years.

Where is great Britain?

>maths
All is forgiven Canada.

Hush, Britbong. We're talking about hockey that matters. Real men hockey.

>this shitposting again

Why is a country that has snow on the ground for 6 months not as good at Summer Olympics? Why are they better at Winter Olympics?