/modern pentathlon/

A woman just died falling off her horse.

Who else watching?

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Not gonna trick me into watching the pentathlon

Dude, I'm not even kidding. 3 fell off, 1 of them had a major fall where they carted her off. And I think at least 2 others were almost falling off. It's a shitshow.

Do you have a webm of the accident? Turned it on real quick to see someone being carried away on stretcher.

Wish I did, I'm watching it at work so I can't make webms.

Hopefully it's full paralysis. I pray they get that locked in syndrome where they can only communicate by blinking

>you could hear her cry

What did that hot Italian girl do for getting 2 times extra 10 faults? It seemed like she was riding the wrong turns or so.

It didn't look that bad really.

Not like she fell on her neck of go stomped on.

Who is this jizz djinn?

see so cute

Fuck, why does such a hot girl get 7 points?

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lol this is some weird shit.. is this the match thread? nobody watching?

It's a "wait for someone to die" thread apparently

This is the most memiest of meme events at the Olympics.

What nationality was the dead girl? It could move us up a place in the per capita table if our population is now smaller.

Canadian girl fell off a few minutes ago as well. Got back on it however. This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

>Schleu
Litteraly Schleu

lol

Is that it? She's moving her 4 limbs, no signs of decortication or decerebration.

>Schoneborn out
>Asadauskaite out

Kinda sad desu.

Its the most meme and therefore best

>yfw they're not going to understand the joke

They should add weightlifting to this event. Would make it more hilarious.

^this. EMPHATICALLY

How did they pick these 5 sports?

Running, horse riding, swimming, swordsmanship, and shooting tested the skills of a soldier when the event was invented.

please dont choke

The riders are given horses shortly before the competition. These are not horses the riders are accustomed to or know anything about. While it's easy to blame women for incompetence (vid related youtube.com/watch?v=GRB2QTP8DpU ), maybe we should be blaming whoever chose these horses.

website says last part is delayed.... anyone know how long?

They would have tested a lot of horses and these where deemed the best. But yes the horses are as much to blame as the rider here 2bh

10 minutes

awwww, isn't she only gorgeous

This really is a meme sport

I can't think of a sport that is more of a meme

Choke

speed walking, there I already named one

Netball

Go Go Polan

>hot

She looks like her Neanderthal ancestors you cave fucker

So this is the sport of how to be a proper gentlemen right?

>Take your horse out for a ride
>after jumping some shrubs find a small lake with a young lass
>Go swimming and woo young lass
>Suddenly the young lass's gentlemen comes out
>Demands a duel with swords
>Duel with swords
>Claim victory but lad is not done
>proceeds to chase you
>run and submit to another duel, this time pistols.

Fun times.

Hardly, it's one of the most practical/realistic events that can easily mirror real life.

Especially compared to ridiculous shit like track cycling.

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I will train my children to this.

qt smile

Come on

An Aussie called Esposito.

No, it's about how to escape an enemy castle
>fight opponents with swords
>swim through moat
>steal a horse to ride away
>shootout with enemies
>leg it like fook away from there

I'm not making this shit up either

looks like something for kids at a school fest

APOLOGISE

Maybe I will watch in Tokyo if the standard isn't so pathetic. I saw some of the swimming earlier. They are slow as fuck. No wonder they are falling off the horses if this is the level the "athletes" are at.

Yes reminds of sport festivals from my animes

what's the point of doing different sports if all you have to do is win the last race

this is retarded

Grats lad

The French is a swimmer and she managed to become good enough in 4 other sports in a few years. Shows how shitty this sport is.

Are pentathletes the most dangerous athletes?

Always rated this sport, never thought it should be booted from the Olympics at all

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when you think about it this should really be worth five gold medals

>tfw we cucked ourselves from our only possible gold medal because of shit horse
JUST

yes

your waifu just won the silver medal

>The first three events (fencing, swimming, and show jumping) are scored on a points system. Those points are then converted into a time handicap for the final combined event (pistol shooting and cross-country running), with the points leader starting first and each other competitor having a delayed start based on how many points behind the leader they are.

Instead of doing some meme most points win the points you win become time and the winner of the run is the winner of it all

if your gal deserved the gold she could have won with any horse

She's so pretty


with her mouth closed.

FUCKING SCUM HORSE

6 FEET

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that feel when in our tv commentator was like
>jesus that french girl is such a cute she should be a model

stinky cheese anyone ..?

Is the argie girl any good?

lmao third worlders thirsting over our women

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That tiny head, though

No.

Not even pretty.

You little shit

That's just plaing bully

She was thinking about it I think

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lol mate, how can you be even the least upset.

If the French would thirst after their own women maybe they wouldn't be turning into a north african muslim shithole.

rude

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French women are so ugly only someone who finds goats attractive would fuck them.

Does anyone actually find that gap endearing?

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interracial relationships are not even a thing overhere

Was this event actually created as a joke? Are these women competing ironically?

kek

see
Its the most practical sport.

Patently untrue.

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Slut. Esposito was a total qt though.

WHAT THE FUCK?! WHY WOULD THEY JUST HAVE A RIDER JUST RIDE A HORSE THEY JUST MET?! THAT"S FUCKING SUICIDE.

Poor horse, can't imagine it surviving that.

What's going on here? She's strangely hot for someone whose crying.

i'm actually watching the replay of the horse part of this event. Its fucking clusterfuck. The horses in a new enviornment + completely agitated riders = disaster.

>run around
>ride a horse
>have a swim
>swords
>shoot

Did they pick these events out of a hat?

It's been explained in the thread, it's what a soldier did when the sport was invented.