Manchester United vs Southampton

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>The home team have had 37% of possession compared to the away team's 63%


so this......is the power......of manure.....woah

World class team la

>Romelu

>Hose Ayy Mow Ree Ne-Yo

>hue
so sick of this meme word desu

I hate Riley so fucking much, I want to put my dick in her equally as much.

STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD
HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING ARSE
HE GAVE IT TO DEMBA BA
STEVE GERRARD GERRARD

who /comfy/ here?

congrats bro

Fonte's linked heavily with Arsenal isn't he, seems like a good fit

Jay Spearing.

Aubameyang to Arsenal

[APPLAUSE]

can't wait until the
>united uniTED UNITED
>UNITED UNIted united
chants

if somebody doesn't score in the next 10 minutes I'm playing dead rising 2

>that memeshot
#Pogbad

hosayy lmaorinho

can you lads remind me why you ridiculed me when i suggested that maybe spending loads of money on loads of players isn't the best strategy?

le sign all the players maymay has literally never worked, this is united's 3rd year in a row trying it and it hasn't worked

it will never work, and i'm really looking forward to ed woodward and the rest of the board/management destroying manchester united by not learning from their mistakes

i wonder how many years it'll take for the media to realise it doesn't work

>i rate pogba

saints will never be a big club

>It's a commentator screams the players name every time he shoots to recreate the agueroooooo moment episode

sick of it

>GIVE ME THE TRANSFERS, GLAZER.

>it's a Martin Tyler arse licks Manure players all season long episode

boring

pogba is shit

I'll have to quit internet for a couple days if Pogba scores today.

>Sky people losing their shit any time Pogba touches the ball or looks towards goal

stream?

ZLA-TAN IBRA-HIMOVIC
HE IS A SWEDESH HERO

ON A FREE FROM PSG
HE COST US FUCKING ZERO

6

FOOT

5

HE'S

HARD

AS

FUCK

HE GETS THE RED'S EXCITED

STICK YOUR CITY UP YOUR ARSE CUZ WE ARE MAN UNITED

POGBA

POGBA

POGBA

POGDAB

pogba bringing back the "black guy with short blonde hair" from the early 2000s i fucken löove it boyz

Pogba going for the Guinness look

>snapping with a qt gril
>server goes down

Why am I so unlucky lads?

it's important for Man Utd to get their Martin Tyler soundbytes

i bet mkh feels pretty dumb now

>Tadic

acestream://42fe51591598d905ab011a9c8339150f8391dfa7

>Poopbear

I hope that pallet is heat treated.

Mourinho will dig out a title or two and leave the club in status quo in 2-3-4 years

they just need a title

If pogba was white, had a white person haircut and had a generic name like James he would be worth £10m

No thanks

>pep's team against these guys

hate taking pics of myself tb h so I'm cut off from snapchat

Who are these wee wee wonders?

who is southampton's striker now that pelle's left?

Clubs aren't spending shit loads to win stuff. They're buying for attention and brand exposure.

Bailey GOAT

>poorinho paid 100m for the blond sissoko

Where is Pelle? He would be bullying Blind.

pogba is a very marketable playa compared to someone like rooney

...

>important phone calls during the match and for a week after

who /wogba/ here

>pagbad

If pogba want so excentric he would cost 40M at most.

but that doesn't make sense because they'll continue to not win shit and eventually they won't be able to attract that attention

Calling ibra box office is weird

Literally nobody watched PSG to see him

No-one would give a shit about Pogba if he was white.

long. converting redmond to striker also.

Pogba's passing is really really poor desu

he speaks better english than rooney

he plays for shandong luneng in china

I rate Clasie.

getting mad do$$$h in China

PSG are extremely small-time though. I genuinely consider West Ham to be a bigger club than them.

i did

>he doesn't know what money is

Pogba's is really really poor

>make thread about rare Gary sighting on Sup Forums
>nobody gives a shit.
Who /GARY/ here?

how do we save schweinsteiger?

Nobody cared who he was until he put on the black

>getting dominated
>at home
>by Southampton
>the city of Manure

Has Rooney touched the ball?

You can just send pictures of things my man

that should have been a goal

Pogba is making Cedric look like Iniesta

> Sky kizing over Man U's box office players because it might bring them success
> Literally 3 months ago, they were bumming Leicester for not spending shit loads and won the league with a bunch of nobodies and would change the face of football

Fucking cancer, I hate Sky and their bullshit

>playing through balls to Rooney

Don't they know? What the fuck are they thinking.

how've we (united) been so far, lads

lol

PSG was not small time before the arab money

who the fuck are west ham

lol

post feet, that'll help him

Southampton look more convincing here tonight

Well this is boring. Should give old Rachel a gang banging in the studio and put that on instead. She certainly can't present

don't have any interesting things around lad
dick included

How does Schweni get dumped day 2 yet Rooney is first on the teamsheet?

Did Pogba live up to expectations lads?

what happened to charlie austin?

i remember he scored that late winner vs united on his debut and then i swear he's just disappeared?

WE FELL FOR THE POGBA MEME

magath and a divorce

kek pic love it

Tadic the manlet should be getting to that

>third time in a row

got injured a bunch of times, hasn't scored since

Wtf is this lads. Prem on a Friday night?
Just realized there's a match on.

We are being dominated

Someone plis explain me the meme rppney?

is fellaini the white pogba?

finished my wank lads